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This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
Sigmund Freud's grandson, a mega womanizer who also liked to drink and fight
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The saddest nipple you'll ever see
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A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
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Pictures of beaches, fancy dinners, and people “exercising” aside, I’m...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
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One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts of...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
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“Lili y Gerda”, Gerda WegenerWith the Oscars just around the corner, and my very...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Oh Banksy… I am not your biggest fan. Look, I don’t know what graffiti is...
In 2011, the United Nations declared that July 30 would forever be known as the...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
(Image from arunadsouza) Hide the boobies! In recent art news, Pablo Picasso’s The...
Ayy ladies
They go apeshit over inequality!
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
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Fashion Alert! Harajuku girls invade Hawaii! The Honolulu Museum of...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
A Bieber tattoo
Dammit, Brad! You had ONE job!
What's for sale?
Not a gypsy
The cherry on top of a great collection
Scarlett Johansson reallllly liked getting her ear pierced
Crack that whip
She's so not into you
Prostitute or Prosti-Cute?
When your make-up artist at Sephora is secretly an expressionist
Serious hat envy
The cold shoulder, literally
Not a creepy guy at all…
The Realist in the game
Blue Riders on the Storm
Art as activism
A mystery lady
A Boy and a Girl with a Cat and an Eel by Judith Leyster
They go together like cat and eel
Major bro code violation
Sexism sucks
2 dope queens
Classic incest
Not unraveling the moral fabric, probably
A faceless painting surrounded by celebrities
Can we get some privacy, please
Three faces, almost the same life
I can paint AND take photos
Don't mess with this kid
Cross-Dresser Extraordinaire
Secret lives of gay prostitutes
Gone are the good, old days of steamy letters
In California Chrome’s bid to win the Triple Crown (would’ve been the...
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
Fair warning: if you do not want to hear my incessant ramblings about how glorious...
A long-forgotten treasure from Baroque’s leading lady
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Snapchat is basically a social media machine for stalking people’s ...
Gorilla warfare! Wait...
L'Origin du Monde fully dressed
How times have changed...
Modern art is experimental and innovative, as artists respond creatively to a world...
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Sexism and misogyny were rampant throughout the 20th century in basically...
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She's a Jill of all trades
Hear ye, hear ye: “Miss Piggy to receive feminist award,” squeals girl power blog...
Behind every famous artist is a fine feline, history tells us.Today, Team Sartle is...
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We’re obsessed with Game of Thrones this season, and are thanking the old...
In her honor, we were able to gain access to the Carter Family Portrait Gallery,...
With big changes by little hands come monstrous reactions rife with pungent...
Little backstory for the gentiles: Purim is basically the Jewish Halloween. We...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
It’s cool Schmidt, we don’t know what kids are up to these days either. If your kid...
Surrealism was the natural next step after the fluster-cuck that was Cubism. It...
Francesco Fragomeni and Chris Limbrick started recreating famous works of art using...
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In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
Drunk in love we be all nightAnyway, we made a quiz on Buzzfeed and it’s...
You can fake a lot of things. Orgasms, boobs, degrees. And paintings, of course....
Crying Girl by Roy LichtensteinWelcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle...
Optical illusions and Kate Moss lookalikes
Careful, might make you howl!
May the force be with you.So I don’t know about you guys, but I know A LOT of...
On March 31st, 2016, the world lost Zaha Hadid (b. 1950, Baghdad, Iraq). Zaha...
But, if your entire instagram feed is of your duck-lipped face you might wanna slow...
Welcome to Death Do Us Art, an online bridal expo for art lovers.I’ve found five...
Sofonisba Anguissola was one of the first female artists to gain international...
One of the best things about the art world is simply how surprising it...
Gerda Taro, the talented, courageous, and brilliant photographer was brushed...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
It’s tough to be a princess in art history, pop culture, or even in real life. ...
Marisol Escobar was a beautiful, talented, peculiar it-girl with a knack for...
The middle dress in the image above is the one that was originally posted on tumblr...
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
Ever wondered about Marie Antoinette’s penchant for roses? Or why Frida Kahlo liked...
Test your art history chops with Sartle's exciting new quiz feature! Both fun and...
One must always wear proper headgear when going into sports battle.The Superbowl is...
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
Amidst GOP debates on hand to penis size ratio (in other worlds, who has the...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
There are a lot of reasons to be upset recently. The changing political climate,...
Yesterday, we presented you with 6 influential African American artists in art...
As fans of looking closely and spending quality time with images, it’s no...
With recent exhibits on topics ranging from the Manga of Japanese artist Takaya...
You’ve been sitting at home in your sweatpants in the dark for days, binge-watching...
Lock-picking mastermind with impeccable literary taste. STORY TIME...
When we left off in Part 1, we were certain of the inevitable end of Bey Z. To be...
If you’re getting married and you love art, then you’ve come to the right place....
Camille Claudel is known for her narrative bronze and marble sculptures. She...
If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
We're outing Hayao Miyazaki as an art nerd. Ok, it’s maybe not the biggest...
Last week, Sartle was invited to the Director’s Breakfast at the de Young...
Ccontrary to social media’s endorsements, “liking” a photograph isn’t the same as...
How do you like your museums? I’ll take mine with some fun, sass, and a side of...
I want YOU...to check out this new exhibit at the de Young. It’s called...
And, with so much art (and art related fare) also available on those journeys, we...
Melania Trump's five-day, four country solo trip came to an end on Sunday...
Technology is not neutral. That is the theme that reverberates throughout this...
“Help me, Obi-Wan Davinci. You’re my only hope.”
Whaam! Boom! Pow! Turns out all the superheroes we love and the...
Welcome back to Think Before You Ink, a series where we show the worst of the worst...
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
With that in mind, Sartle’s officially, if reluctantly, come to the decision that...
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
Since it opened in 1871, the San Francisco Art Institute has become an...
Happy International Selfie Day! Thanks to DJ Rick McNeely - of Fishbowl...
By the way, for every picture posted on various social media platforms and tagged...
Ruth Asawa, San Francisco's favorite artist and most fervent advocate of...
Since so many social media sites like to block the following images I encourage you...
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
Almost as soon as the city shut down in the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic,...
We (Sartle) are always on the prowl for new ways to bigly share our great love for...
S.O.S. Starification Object Series (Back) by Hannah Wilke at The Solomon R....
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
Jesuit missionary work gone horribly wrong
Wandering souls
This room drove its owner insane
Depressed, not depressing
Planting the seed
90s and neon...so on trend
Don't turn the thermostat up too high
Get your hand out of your pants, Sollie!
Censorship makes us crabby
Gives new meaning to "eating out"
No one knows just how deep it goes
Making the most of fire and brimstone
Only men can see this one
As close to hurtling through space as most of us will get
Walk on their faces
Experience infinity in one minute
The sweetest of portraits
Revolution!
Here we goooo
Unmade, smelly and dirty.
Classic Hirst
What lucky intern got to assemble these?
Calling all cynical pessimists!
Finally, a female gaze
Claustrophobics beware
"I like that queasy feeling"
Someone wasn’t paying attention in Sunday School
Monument to a bromance
Not even a little bit
Singin’ in a ring
Epileptics beware
Pretty sure they are laughing at you, not with you
A victim of the urban housing crisis
Too school for cool
Could be an ad for a Life Alert commercial
Shia LeBeouf, is that you?
But especially vices
Netflix and chill...with Buddha
One depressing miscommunication
A walk on the beach
Fancy birthday presents
A sedimental work for a sentimental guy
Marching to the beat of her own drum
A stoner's dream
A techy tower
He barely tried
What do Henri Matisse and Ellen DeGeneres have in common?
The artworld goes to seed
201 spheres in a big circus tent
Where Superman meets Sylvia Plath
Bless your heart
“That painting looks so realistic” is not something most viewers would say of an...
Scorsese’s ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ got us thinking: who did people turn to for...
Welsh model/reality TV star Imogen Thomas sparked a Twitter war over her...
In any fictional crime show, the detective walks into a scene full of chaos....
Feminist art theory emerged in the 60s in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement...
Jan Miense Molenaer, the Kylie Jenner of his generation. So if you’re all about ...
Thalassophile: (noun) lover of the sea; one who feels safe or...
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
Game of Thrones premiered last week, and accordingly, I’ve continued our series of...
America’s Next Top Model is back, y’all! Ok, it never really went...
Unlike so many of the countless women artists cast aside by art history, Berthe...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
Pumpkins are everywhere this season. On our doorsteps, in our coffee, in every...
It doesn’t get much better than a Bachelor-art-history mashup.Hopefully you caught...
Remember when iconic shoe lover Carrie Bradshaw leaned in to look at a pair of...
Gertrude Stein was an American author, known for her Paris salon of writers and...
Tania and I were desperate for a “day” off and decided a tour of the mid-west was...
Maybe you’ve been experiencing “The Agony and the Ecstasy” of trying to figure out...
Sartle got our sparkle on at the 5th annual Shine A Light event at Portland Art...
Need a gift to delight/impress your art-loving friend/S.O./sibling/parent, or...
February 2016 marks the opening of Vigee Le Brun: Woman Artist in Revolutionary...
You'll want to come dressed to impressed because the Mad Hatter has made a...
It’s not that anyone did anything explicitly bad to Carmen Herrera. It’...
The neighborhood of Harlem in New York City is home to many great things –...
Impressionism at a Glance: You Mean Those Smudges Are Intentional? Flowers,...
So what’s got museums’ panties in a bunch now? In a nutshell: President Trump’s...
66 years ago today, the world was introduced to the psychedelic masterpiece...
When the United States forcefully opened Japan to foreign trade,...
Cubism was one of the first -isms to hit our collective senses in the twentieth-...
This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
If being a ghost feels too basic, but you don’t want to sink to the level...
All the terrible stuff in the news lately has got us down. And no one understands a...
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
Ghosts above the city
Not for the panic attack prone
Khan’t stop, won’t stop
Trespassing & Tiaras
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
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“An art book is a museum without walls.” —André Malraux Give the...
This music video by Hold Your Horses! is a great way for you to spread your...
Claire Foy as Elizabeth II in The Crown.This month, while most Americans were glued...
Bow down, witches, ‘cus the Sartle team has carved the best jack-o-...
Baroque art started because the Catholics got all jealous that people were...
The one and only: Zsa Zsa GaborThis February would have marked the 100th birthday...
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
Think of Romanticism as the emo kids of the 19th century. While...
Andy Warhol called her “the first girl artist with glamour.” A random admirer said...
The color blue brings a lot of things to mind - the blue sky, blue-ribbon winners,...
Depression is one of the most prevalent mental health issues in the world, so...
Image: Fred W. McDarrah/ The Village VoiceJohn Perreault, an artist, critic and...
What is a garden? Artist Cathy Lu explores this surprisingly multi-faceted concept...
Remember back to the 2016 election when womxn’s hearts across the nation felt...
That eternal postman always rings twice, even for famous artists. Here are some...
Yes, Carol, we will visit you this Sunday because it is the 2016 Oscars and we...
What does Red look like? Fire truck Red. A bright Red fire truck in a...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
The third season of Broad City airs tonight and we can’t wait to see what our...
Miley and Kim have a selfie showdown.Oh God, what have we done. Turns out the...
So we did what anyone would do and ushered them into the conference room and then...
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
In the final season of BoJack Horseman, paying attention to the art in the...
Animal Crossing is a peaceful escape into a world where tedious routine becomes fun...
Check out our earlier post of nip slips through art history.Miley Cyrus has become...
I’m not saying Hamilton the Musical saved Alexander Hamilton’s face from getting...
Picture books can be one of the best formats for imparting a love of art and...
If I could turn back ti-ime!
Literally *fire*
Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
This exhibit is going to blow you away. You may be so moved by its...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
Another March has come and gone. If you’ve been saving up Sartle posts all month...
Clueless has become as classically vintage as Cher’s 1972 columns with traces of...
We do! But carving is a whole other story… Last year, we summoned some dead...
Gustav Klimt-inspired tattoos are like porn - I know one when I see it....
Reynolda House Museum of American Art is one of our Nation’s most venerable...
If you think the art world is full of sophisticated blue bloods standing around...
T-Swift’s new music video for Bad Blood is amaaaazing. As huge fans of kick-ass...
Spot the odd one out! There’s something unusual going on at Legion of Honor...
The Crown Season 2 premieres December 8 on Netflix and it couldn’t be more...
Nude lips have been killing it extra hard for at least the past year, and even...
Takaya Miou, Love Thyself. Courtesy of the Honolulu Museum of Art. The...
Dadaism was created with the intention of turning both the art world and the...
So here we are with the second part of our story, Catching Fire. When we left...
On my latest trip to the “BIG APPLE” (I heard that’s what real New Yorkers call it...
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
The lovely people at the Asian Art Museum in San Francisco recently invited...
One very not cool thing about the Met: it’s on half of the planet’s short-list...
Well here we are–it’s the end of a franchise an era. The last Hunger Games...
Going to see the Obama Portraits has been described as a secular pilgrimage.
Writing about boobs is one of our favorite jobs here at Sartle headquarters. While...
Impression, Sunrise by Claude Monet - the painting that changed it all.
In 1930s Paris, a fashion revolution was born. Empress of couture Elsa...
The MoAD exhibit, titled “Thread for a Web Begun," is Zangewa’s first solo...
It’s that time of year again, folks. Time to think up some creative present...
As quickly as it appeared, the Google Arts and Culture app has disappeared from...
Ahh, Versailles, the disgustingly opulent palace of French royals, and boy is it...
It’s Kiss a Ginger day and we’re kicking off the day by celebrating...
Spoiler Alert: paintings of the pilgrims are anything but historically accurate...
Today’s the day that we celebrate some Italian guy who got into a boat and (...
Last year we provided you with some art-themed Valentines to give to your Valentine...
Vincent Van Gogh once gave artists the following advice: “What is done in...
It’s June again (the onset of wedding season), so I’m reviving Sarah's...
Imagine all of Einstein’s writings, jottings, and mathematical theorems in crayon...
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
We already love Vincent Van Gogh, but Loving Vincent made us love him even more...
This week, behold Pablo Picasso’s Le Rêve (The Dream).
(We’d also like to point out that 13 is Taylor Swift’s lucky number. She was born...
Fall fashion events around the world have strutted to a close in Paris and I’m left...
This film serves as a visual sketch of a man’s life that leaves the audience...
Nothing beats having a brother. Knowing you have a partner in crime is essential in...
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As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
Artist Biopics - Part One: March 7
On the eve of the 2017 Primetime Emmys, we at Sartle recall our longstanding...
Well folks, it's that time of year again. The sun is high in the sky and...
2020 was more static than usual, and you may not have been able to see as much art...
The United States in the 1940s and 1950s must not have been a fun time to be a...
It’s baa-aack.Scathing, clever and poignant as ever. BoJack Horseman Season 3 is...
Mel Brimfield, This is Performance Art, 2011, C-print Ah, performance artists...
The games have nearly begun. And I'm not talking about the Hunger Games,...
As the holidays approach and merrymaking intensifies, the pressure to...
Halloween’s got something for everyone. There’s the best parties this side of New...
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
What most people think they know about Marie Antoinette could fill...
We live in a cultural climate that defines things along High School Musical-esque...
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
Misere is widespread depression caused specifically by the painful juxtaposition of...
The only occasions when horror films seem to garner an ounce of respect, is when...
The San Francisco Center for the Book (SFCB) is a magically inspiring art haven...
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
One way to look at all art is through the lens of design. All art uses...
Vincent van Gogh, The Yellow House, 1888, Van Gogh Museum....
It is the (second) most wonderful time of the year: Halloween. Whether you’re...
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
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Mickalene Thomas, Sista Sista Lady Blue, 2007, San Francisco Museum of Modern Art...
YBAs are so fetch. Once upon a time in the 1980s, London was...
Claude Monet, The Japanese Footbridge, 1899, National Gallery of Art, Washington D....
Happy Lunar New Year everybody! All in all, Year of the Rooster has been...
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As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
Thomas Cole, The Oxbow, 1836 The Hudson River was a group of New York-based...
French painter Francois Boucher famously proclaimed that “Nature is too green and...
Valentine’s Day can be a polarizing holiday. Romantic folk, like my roommate...
Seated Woman by Henri MatisseIn happy art news, a painting stolen from renowned art...
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Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
From the walls of the world’s great museums, to the dusky halls of the stately...
sourceThe Man in the High Castle season 2, your next online TV addiction after The...
Christopher Columbus was not the man your grade school teachers told you about...
Rococo is an ornamental style of art and interior design which originated in...
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Bill Clinton was hanging out with his pal George W. Bush last week and made...
MuseumHack, an energetic bunch of nerds famous for giving the world’s...
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
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The Symbolist Movement was born in 1886 as a literary movement by Jean...
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In Ezra Koenig’s new Netflix anime series, Neo Yokio, a demon enters the...
Many of my reviews are based off of my experiences as a shih tzu skeptic, a middle...
Photo courtesy of Classical Art MemesThis past Sunday was the 88th Academy Awards...
“For me, a landscape does not exist in its own right, since its appearance changes...
The artistic collaboration between Kanye West and George Condo is akin to that...
What happens when you add a fat cat to some of the world’s most famous artworks?...
Isamu Noguchi by Winold Reiss at the National Portrait Gallery (Washington)
Oops, my hand slipped. See the previous dino-invaded artworks and hold onto your...
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This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
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Obama has his reasons for making fun of art history and it’s all this posts fault....
The Legion of Honor's new exhibit Gods in Color: Polychromy in the...
In the beginning, there was darkness… Tohubohu, according to the Merriam-...
The term “The Orient” was coined in the 19th century, defined by the region...
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The Oscars are nigh, and the agents of cinematic fortune have gifted the world’s...
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
People Magazine has decided Blake Shelton is the “2017 Sexiest Man Alive”...
If you’ve ever carried something cumbersome and metal in a narrow space (say,...
Who you calling a degenerate? When we say “degenerate” in art history, we...
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This Wednesday, Sartle is crushing on some serious babes. We’re talking Lily...
Flaming June by Frederic Leighton at the Ponce Museum of Art
From The Story of Nastagio degli Onesti (Part I) by Sandro Botticelli in the Prado.
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While we at Sartle fancy ourselves pioneers of art history humor, we know that for...
The new and improved San Francisco Museum of Modern Art (SFMOMA) reopened on May...
Olympia by Édouard Manet at the Musée d'Orsay
An art bromance or something more? Land art celebrity and hippie...
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To me, Valentine’s Day is a day to shout ‘LOVE!’ from the rooftops....
What this is however is a really awesome meme we can’t wait to implement. I put my...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
Aptly titled “The Hangover” by Henri de Toulouse-LautrecAs I sit here typing,...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
Arnold Schwarzenegger by Robert Mapplethorpe at the Scottish National Gallery of...
Welcome to Jurassic Art. *cue music*
She does sound like a pretty nice person and a great mom so there is that…..
Sartle was invited to check out the de Young’s newest exhibition, “The Summer of...
Self-portraits go way back and for good reason. As the author of 55 of them, Frida...
So get ready!
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If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
At what point do evil dictators shift from making art to collecting it? Well,...
This video of kids reacting to a rotary phone has us simultaneously laughing at how...
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If you want to get an eye-catching art history inspired tattoo, look no...
Getting to the Chichu Museum in Naoshima like... The Chichu...
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Are your eyes bleeding from binge watching the entirety of Orange Is the New Black...
Alexander the Great and Campaspe in the Studio of Apelles by Giovanni Battista...
I’m visiting my parents in San Francisco and, like all children of parents on the...
SOURCESeriously credentialed French officials are proclaiming that a painting found...
SOURCEThe brand spankin’ new redesign has haters, sure, but we think it’s seven...
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Surrealist-influenced poster for The Strange Woman, starring Hedy Lamarr.In 1930s...
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The Fluxus Movement was founded in 1960 by Lithuanian American artist George...
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In her seminal 1985 novel, The Handmaid’s Tale, Margaret Atwood paints a...
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Minimalism was the art movement of many names – ABC Art, Object Art, Primary...
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Scripturient, adj.: having a strong urge to write.
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Drop trou and pick up your trowels people, because tomorrow is officially World...
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Detail from La Città Nuova (The New City) by Antonio Sant’...
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Harlequin Head by Pablo Picasso
Pronunciation: /ˌkaləˈpijēən/
Sleeping Venus by Eustache Le Sueur
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A Grotesque Old Woman by Quentin Matsys
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Diana and Actaeon by Francesco Albani
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Two Friends by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
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Inn with Drunken Peasants (Boerendrinkpartij) by Adriaen Brouwer
Corridor Pin, Blue by Claes Oldenburg
Maman by Louise Bourgeois
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The Third of May 1808 by Francisco Goya
Negev by Magdalena Abakanowicz at The Israel Museum
Pronunciation: /byo͞oˈkälik/
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The Bar at the Folies-Bergère by Édouard Manet
A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte by Georges Seurat
Electronic Superhighway: Continental U.S., Alaska, Hawaii by Nam June Paik
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A Little Taste Outside of Love by Mickalene Thomas at the Brooklyn Museum
Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci at the Louvre
Portrait of Captain Thomas Lee by Marcus Gheeraerts II at the Tate Britain
Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci at the Musée du Louvre
(German) Pronunciation: Bahk-fye-fen-geh-see-ckt
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Odalisque with Red Culottes by Henri Matisse
George Washington (Lansdowne Portrait) by Gilbert Stuart at the Smithsonian...
Vase with 12 Sunflowers by Vincent van Gogh at the Neue Pinakothek
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts Belgium
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
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One and Three Chairs by Joseph Kosuth at the Museum of Modern Art
Big Red by Alexander Calder at the San Jose Museum of Art