At Sartle, we choo-choo-choose you!
Saying I’m not a big fan of corporate holidays would be an understatement. I LOVE gossip and writing about raunchy affairs though, that’s why I went ahead and made some cute art-history-approved-Valentine’s-Day-cards for you and your bae to use!
Alfred’s wife once walked into him, photographing O’Keeffe who was totally nude. Oops!
Jasper Johns <3 Robert Rauschenberg
Cutest couple in Art History? The godfathers of pop-art had a had a stormy six-year love affair, but ghosted each other for years afterwards.
The art world’s most famous couple EVER? Also, famous for non-stop cheating and being communists.
Pablo Picasso <3 Françoise Gilot
Pablo was a total hornball, but doesn’t he look like a puppy in this pic?Françoise Gilot is a painter, critic, and bestselling author; IS because this babe is still alive today! Fair enough, Picasso was 40 years her senior when they got together…
Also, Pablo physically abused her and unsuccessfully tried to keep her from publishing a book on the touchy subject. She did anyway, so in reaction he refused to see their kids, Claude and Paloma, ever again. What a charmer!
Alright, now go buy some overpriced chocolates!