Out with Kimye, In with Miley

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Miley and Kim have a selfie showdown.

Oh God, what have we done. Turns out the Sartle Blog likes its celebrities in waves; previously it was Kim and Kanye Kardashian West and now we have Miley gracing Sartle’s home page.


We’re so, so sorry. First, we have current Miley flashing us the goods with a very purposeful wardrobe malfunction and then she’s Miss. All-American Girl reppin’ the USA in a roadtrip across America. Sorry, Kimye you’ve gotta up your art game! Or at least make more shareable memes. 

It turns out Miley fancies herself an artist too. 


Her choice medium seems to consist of glitter, pompoms, and dollar store toys, something I can definitely get behind, and has donated her glittered Caitlyn Jenner Vanity Fair covers to amFAR’s charity auction raising $69,000. 


Hey Miley, get added to a legit museum collection and we can write about you!


Hmm, I don’t know. Needs more glitter, maybe?

We’re going to run out of crazy celebrities soon at the rate we’ve been pumping out blogs. Who do you think we’ll accidentally feature next?

By: Lauren

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Lauren Dare

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