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10 More Babies Who Just Can't

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We loved this recent Buzzfeed article of Ugly Renaissance Babies who CAN’T EVEN. So we thought we’d share these Sartle babies that totally relate:

1.  Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens

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“Lady I know I look buff, but my arms are tired. I’m just a baby. Wtf.”

2. The Boating Party by Mary Cassatt

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This baby is super skeptical of dude rowing the boat.

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“Is it even safe for a baby to be on a boat?”

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3. Allegory of Wealth by Simon Vouet

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“Hey. Hey Mom….Mom. Mom…..MOM!!”

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“Uggggggghhhhhhhh.”

4. The Holy Family with the Infant St. John the Baptist by Simon Vouet


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This baby’s squinting like, “Don’t be touching my sheep, Jesus.”

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“Not everything is about you!”

5. Madonna of the Yarnwinder by Leonardo da Vinci

“Mmhmm, yeah, whateva.”

6. The Naked Monster by Juan Carreno de Miranda


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We don’t blame her for being over it. This is messed up.

7. Homage to Pomona by Jakob Jordaens


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The baby in the corner has HAD IT with fools taking his apples.

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“STAHP!!" 

8. Without Bacchus and Ceres, Venus Grows Cold by Peter Paul Rubens


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This baby CANNOT. He can’t so much, he has to take a breather.

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A hate-filled breather.

9. Cupid Complaining to Venus by Lucas Cranach the Elder


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This baby can’t believe the bad parenting going on here.

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"You’ve got to be kidding me.”

10. Saturn Devouring His Son by Peter Paul Rubens

And finally…

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This baby…

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just CAAAANNNNN’T.

By Angelica Jardini

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Angelica Jardini

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