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How to prepare for your Valentine’s Day date- For singles

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You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to finally have a Valentine’s Day all to yourself. 

This is you in your natural state and you’re wondering why tonight should be any different.

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Sleeping Hermaphrodite by Gian Lorenzo Bernini at the Louvre Museum

But we don’t see why you can’t get out from under those covers and partake in the festivities.

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Camille on Her Deathbed by Claude Monet at the d’Orsay Museum

Besides, don’t you think it’s time to celebrate Valentine’s Day about your love for yourself?

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The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo at the Museum of Modern Art Mexico

So treat yourself to a night on the town. After all:

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Formation:

You can look in the mirror to check the damage.

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Portrait of Jo, the Beautiful Irish Girl by Gustave Courbet at the Metropolitan Museum of Art

But ultimately, just make sure you do you.

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California Artist by Robert Arneson at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art

Flirtation:

You don’t need to impress anyone tonight. So eat as much as you want:

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Woman Eating by Duane Hanson at the Smithsonian American Art Museum

And drink as much as you want:

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The Hangover (Suzanne Valadon) by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec at the Harvard Art Museums

Because you won’t have to worry about making god-awful small-talk with some guy you met on Tinder.

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Fornication:

As the saying goes, “it takes two to tango,” but with moves like yours, you’re going to need the whole dance floor to yourself. Hint: we’re not really talking about dancing.

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And anyway, it’s probably better that way.

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The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife by Katsushika Hokusai at the Freer and Sackler Galleries

We’re not sure what this contraption is, but apparently, it’s made for this purpose.

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The Great Masturbator by Salvador Dalí at the Queen Sofia Arts Center

So have at it and love yourself. Because you do it best.

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If you’re a saucy lady who can’t help but land herself a date, check out our “For Women” edition for tips on a successful Valentine’s Day. 

By Kyla

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Kyla Crisostomo

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