How to prepare for your Valentine’s Day date- For singles

You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to finally have a Valentine’s Day all to yourself. 

This is you in your natural state and you’re wondering why tonight should be any different.

Sleeping Hermaphrodite by Gian Lorenzo Bernini at the Louvre Museum

But we don’t see why you can’t get out from under those covers and partake in the festivities.

Camille on Her Deathbed by Claude Monet at the d’Orsay Museum

Besides, don’t you think it’s time to celebrate Valentine’s Day about your love for yourself?

The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo at the Museum of Modern Art Mexico

So treat yourself to a night on the town. After all:

Formation:

You can look in the mirror to check the damage.

Portrait of Jo, the Beautiful Irish Girl by Gustave Courbet at the Metropolitan Museum of Art

But ultimately, just make sure you do you.

California Artist by Robert Arneson at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art

Flirtation:

You don’t need to impress anyone tonight. So eat as much as you want:

Woman Eating by Duane Hanson at the Smithsonian American Art Museum

And drink as much as you want:

The Hangover (Suzanne Valadon) by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec at the Harvard Art Museums

Because you won’t have to worry about making god-awful small-talk with some guy you met on Tinder.

Fornication:

As the saying goes, “it takes two to tango,” but with moves like yours, you’re going to need the whole dance floor to yourself. Hint: we’re not really talking about dancing.

And anyway, it’s probably better that way.

The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife by Katsushika Hokusai at the Freer and Sackler Galleries

We’re not sure what this contraption is, but apparently, it’s made for this purpose.

The Great Masturbator by Salvador Dalí at the Queen Sofia Arts Center

So have at it and love yourself. Because you do it best.

If you’re a saucy lady who can’t help but land herself a date, check out our “For Women” edition for tips on a successful Valentine’s Day. 

By Kyla