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Art History Anti-Valentines

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If you’re not feelin’ the love here’s a little anti-Valentine’s Day for you:

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I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi at the Uffizi)

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I don’t find you charming. Get out. (Portrait of Suzanne Bloch by Pablo Picasso at São Paulo Museum of Modern Art)

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Seriously, worst present ever. (Cupid Complaining to Venus by Lucas Cranach the Elder at the The National Gallery (London))

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I would rather die (Saturn Devouring His Son by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum)

If you missed them, check out our lovey-dovey Valentine’s Day cards here: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3!

By: Lauren

Lauren Dare

Sr. Editor