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The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp by Rembrandt van Rijn and Woman at her...
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Put on your bowler hat and take a trip to Magritte’s world....
This week, behold Mark Rothko’s Orange, Red, Yellow.
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This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
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Photo courtesy of Classical Art MemesThis past Sunday was the 88th Academy Awards...
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It’s not that anyone did anything explicitly bad to Carmen Herrera. It’...
When we left off in Part 1, we were certain of the inevitable end of Bey Z. To be...
It’s March Madness and while many fans obsess over their carefully-designed...
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We're outing Hayao Miyazaki as an art nerd. Ok, it’s maybe not the biggest...
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T-Swift’s new music video for Bad Blood is amaaaazing. As huge fans of kick-ass...
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Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
Yes, Carol, we will visit you this Sunday because it is the 2016 Oscars and we...
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I had a hearty laugh watching Toy Story some 20 years later and finally getting...
Unlike so many of the countless women artists cast aside by art history, Berthe...
YBAs are so fetch. Once upon a time in the 1980s, London was...
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The holidays are here! Whether you celebrate this time in church, temple, around a...
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This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
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My name is Silke, the newest contributor here at Sartle. It took me way too long to...
San Francisco Art Institute is offering two new online college classes...
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Surrealism was the natural next step after the fluster-cuck that was Cubism. It...
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Clueless has become as classically vintage as Cher’s 1972 columns with traces of...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
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This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
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Getting to the Chichu Museum in Naoshima like... The Chichu...
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Mel Brimfield, This is Performance Art, 2011, C-print Ah, performance artists...
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Before we begin, let’s take a page out of Jan Steen’s book.
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[Venice. Mrs. Peggy Guggenheim in her palace on the Grand Canal, 1950 by David...
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Welcome to Jurassic Art. *cue music*
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