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Probably banged your girlfriend
This week, behold Pablo Picasso’s Le Rêve (The Dream).
As we approach the one-year anniversary of COVID lockdown in San Francisco,...
Target practice for Hitler's airforce
Imma start some drama
Forget tiny, this is world’s oddest violin
Paint-ception
The one that got away
(Image from arunadsouza) Hide the boobies! In recent art news, Pablo Picasso’s The...
Picasso does Mary Cassatt
Up in smoke!
Even cassanovas can get depressed
The legend herself
Hello darkness (Casagemas), Picasso's old friend
The family that circuses together stays together
Three-headed musician = daddy issues
Right before Cubism went off the rails
Idyllic villas, an escape
Look at that cock
Mirror mirror on the wall
Prussian Blue for your dead mate
Welcome to Part Four, the grande finale of the epic Sartle Remix for The Life of...
Welcome back to Think Before You Ink, a series where we show the worst of the worst...
Stolen and recovered in no time at all
Oh so sad
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Squares are people too
Welcome to Part Three of the Sartle Remix for The Life of Pablo. We’re celebrating...
Should have been called "nude mistress in a red chair"
Scary or sexy?
Beer goggles gone wrong
Where he got his start
If Kanye wants to be like Pablo, we can make that happen.Say what you want about...
One day you may see Kanye’s nipples. But it is not this day.Welcome to Part Two of...
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PUPPPPPPPPYYYY!!!! Sorry, no puppies in boxes this year, but perhaps a...
Some good old fashioned tentacle porn
At Sartle, we choo-choo-choose you! Saying I’m not a big fan of corporate holidays...
Cubism was one of the first -isms to hit our collective senses in the twentieth-...
Harlequin Head by Pablo Picasso
I had a hearty laugh watching Toy Story some 20 years later and finally getting...
Nude Woman in a Red Armchair by Pablo Picasso
I’m not saying Hamilton the Musical saved Alexander Hamilton’s face from getting...
Made in a cabin
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Takaya Miou, Love Thyself. Courtesy of the Honolulu Museum of Art. The...
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
There are a lot of reasons to be upset recently. The changing political climate,...
Alexander the Great and Campaspe in the Studio of Apelles by Giovanni Battista...
What’s up Sartle people? We decided to be a little less mainstream this year and...
Welcome to Death Do Us Art, an online bridal expo for art lovers.I’ve found five...
Bill Clinton was hanging out with his pal George W. Bush last week and made...
Wearing a vest of many colors
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
Behind every famous artist is a fine feline, history tells us.Today, Team Sartle is...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
Christmas came early this year at Sartle headquarters!Dali’s super rare and super...
All Children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once one grows up...
In the beginning, there was darkness… Tohubohu, according to the Merriam-...
Archist Series. Federico Babina. 2014 Small and want to live in a Damien Hirst...
In California Chrome’s bid to win the Triple Crown (would’ve been the...
Excellent, eccentric, and damn queer
Lovely sketch, sketchy love
We’re drooling over this clever shirt featuring our favorite crime-fighting...
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van...
Nude lips have been killing it extra hard for at least the past year, and even...
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
May the force be with you.So I don’t know about you guys, but I know A LOT of...
Bow down, witches, ‘cus the Sartle team has carved the best jack-o-...
Oops, my hand slipped. See the previous dino-invaded artworks and hold onto your...
Just another naked lady
Witness her
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
Reading Le Figaro by Mary Cassatt, 1883. Private CollectionSometimes you just need...
Who needs shirts?
This week the Golden State Warriors faced off against the Cleveland Cavaliers and...
You can fake a lot of things. Orgasms, boobs, degrees. And paintings, of course....
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
Here is Marina Abramović’s Portrait with Scorpion (2005) We’re celebrating our...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
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You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
Mae West Lips Sofa by Salvador Dali, in cross-influence with fashion guru Elsa...
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
Price channels his inner Salome, a la Hans Cranach the Younger in this publicity...
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
Pixar’s newest feature film Inside Out has been out in theaters for less than a...
Autumn is fast upon us, and you know what that means! Warm beverage season is...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
Let some of the most romantic artist couples of all time inspire your LOVE this...
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
It’s baa-aack.Scathing, clever and poignant as ever. BoJack Horseman Season 3 is...
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
Picture books can be one of the best formats for imparting a love of art and...
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
After a deep investigation, Team Sartle has discovered the infamous, elusive, great...
Starting February 27th and running until July 21, 2019, the Berkeley Art...
Gertrude Stein was an American author, known for her Paris salon of writers and...
One way to look at all art is through the lens of design. All art uses...
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
We are excited to announce that Sartle has created a trivia game, and it is now...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
Claude Monet, The Japanese Footbridge, 1899, National Gallery of Art, Washington D....
Whether you paced yourself or binged the entire new season of the...
“We thought the best way to help people understand Van Gogh’s life was to...
The Symbolist Movement was born in 1886 as a literary movement by Jean...
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
We're outing Hayao Miyazaki as an art nerd. Ok, it’s maybe not the biggest...
This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
Modern art is experimental and innovative, as artists respond creatively to a world...
In Ezra Koenig’s new Netflix anime series, Neo Yokio, a demon enters the...
Everything you thought you knew is wrong! OK, maybe not everything … Gravity...
The post-World War II period of the late 1940s to 1950s onward saw not only just a...
The best scene in Woody Allen’s movie "Midnight in Paris" takes place in the...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
At the turn of the 20th century, creating art movements in Europe had...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
Monet: The Early Years gives visitors the chance to track the artist’s growth...
Rejoice comic book lovers! September 25th is National Comic Book Day (...
Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
This music video by Hold Your Horses! is a great way for you to spread your...
Imagine all of Einstein’s writings, jottings, and mathematical theorems in crayon...
Gustav Klimt and his Viennese beauties come to us via the Legion...
Ostagram is a Russian website that combines two images using neural networks, a...
Eli and Edythe Broad are two of America’s top rock star philanthropists. You may...
As if I didn't love this show enough (critics of later seasons be damned!),...
If you’ve ever carried something cumbersome and metal in a narrow space (say,...
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
Think of Romanticism as the emo kids of the 19th century. While...
So what’s got museums’ panties in a bunch now? In a nutshell: President Trump’s...
Carlo Carrà, Funeral of the Anarchist Galli Beginning just nine years...
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
First of all, I clearly had no idea what I was talking about, because there is tons...
It’s International Cat Day! Prepare yourselves for a doctorate-level...
Disclaimer: This article contains amazon affiliate links. Can any biographer...
Seated Woman by Henri MatisseIn happy art news, a painting stolen from renowned art...
Last Thursday evening I had the pleasure of attending an action-packed (!)...
Detail from La Città Nuova (The New City) by Antonio Sant’...
Today is #MuseumSelfie Day! That means that today, you don’t have to fight your...
Ooooh yeah, time for prezzies! Art history lovers are all about human...
If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
Tania and I were desperate for a “day” off and decided a tour of the mid-west was...
The most important takeaway, however, was the immediate realization that this is a...
This week, behold Mark Rothko’s Orange, Red, Yellow.
To Diego Rivera, “America” meant: “the territory included between the two ice...
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
Misere is widespread depression caused specifically by the painful juxtaposition of...
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
Depression is a nasty condition. Most of the time it leaves you feeling...
If you’re getting married and you love art, then you’ve come to the right place....
Self-portraits go way back and for good reason. As the author of 55 of them, Frida...
Well here we are–it’s the end of a franchise an era. The last Hunger Games...
This week, the world bade a tearful goodbye to comic giant and beloved childhood...
Two years ago, the Fine Arts Museums of San Francisco put on a show...
Vincent Van Gogh once gave artists the following advice: “What is done in...
This film serves as a visual sketch of a man’s life that leaves the audience...
American People Series #19: U.S. Postage Stamp Commemorating the Advent of...
Reynolda House Museum of American Art is one of our Nation’s most venerable...
It’s cool Schmidt, we don’t know what kids are up to these days either. If your kid...
How do you like your museums? I’ll take mine with some fun, sass, and a side of...
Another March has come and gone. If you’ve been saving up Sartle posts all month...
As fans of looking closely and spending quality time with images, it’s no...
Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
The MoAD exhibit, titled “Thread for a Web Begun," is Zangewa’s first solo...
One of the best things about the art world is simply how surprising it...
Going to see the Obama Portraits has been described as a secular pilgrimage.
Sartle Team members from near and far tore themselves from their laptops and...
Jasper is judging you for not following us. Our second monthly get together...
Yes, Carol, we will visit you this Sunday because it is the 2016 Oscars and we...
Goering was eager to be thought of as a man of culture, and he was also Hitler’s...
We’ve all seen American Gothic, or heard the title at the very least. It’s the...
The Crown Season 2 premieres December 8 on Netflix and it couldn’t be more...
Image: Fred W. McDarrah/ The Village VoiceJohn Perreault, an artist, critic and...
By the way, for every picture posted on various social media platforms and tagged...
We’re obsessed with Game of Thrones this season, and are thanking the old...
Remember back to the 2016 election when womxn’s hearts across the nation felt...
With recent exhibits on topics ranging from the Manga of Japanese artist Takaya...
You can be part of it right now with the opening of the groundbreaking...
Groovy baby, yea! Party time, excellent! From Austin Powers, to Wayne’s World, to...
Pumpkins are everywhere this season. On our doorsteps, in our coffee, in every...
Last week, our across-the-way pal Gallery 308 opened for its inaugural exhibition,...
Please join us (and everybody else) February 7, 2014 at noon in the Florence Gould...
Are you tired of eating the same iteration of meat, potatoes, and casserole every...
Artist Biopics - Part One: March 7
Amidst GOP debates on hand to penis size ratio (in other worlds, who has the...
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
Feminist art theory emerged in the 60s in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement...
Despite our recent efforts to do right by “The Donald” by generously drafting up a...
Mel Brimfield, This is Performance Art, 2011, C-print Ah, performance artists...
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
Claire Foy as Elizabeth II in The Crown.This month, while most Americans were glued...
Paolozzi as the god of art, fire, and other dangerous things? Photo by Ezinda...
Whether your mom is dazzled by the Impressionists or, like mine, is...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Sofonisba Anguissola was one of the first female artists to gain international...
RSAP has a great message. Sure, they get a little hyperbolic about just how much...
The Sartle team is beyond thrilled to be flying up to Portland today to visit the...
Almost as soon as the city shut down in the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic,...
French painter Francois Boucher famously proclaimed that “Nature is too green and...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Everyone loves a good heist movie, especially when the leading man is a hunk. But...
Art will always be a medium of self-expression and experimentation. During the last...
The San Francisco Center for the Book (SFCB) is a magically inspiring art haven...
The new and improved San Francisco Museum of Modern Art (SFMOMA) reopened on May...
People Magazine has decided Blake Shelton is the “2017 Sexiest Man Alive”...
Drop trou and pick up your trowels people, because tomorrow is officially World...
Gerda Taro, the talented, courageous, and brilliant photographer was brushed...
The lighting crew of the Palace deserve a huge round of applause, the architecture...
Hear ye, hear ye: “Miss Piggy to receive feminist award,” squeals girl power blog...
Mona Lisa confirmed to be Trump’s ancestor after conservationists find...
“Lili y Gerda”, Gerda WegenerWith the Oscars just around the corner, and my very...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
MuseumHack, an energetic bunch of nerds famous for giving the world’s...
What is a garden? Artist Cathy Lu explores this surprisingly multi-faceted concept...
(L-R: Tania Houtzager, Ethan Angelica, Erica Gangsei, and Salvador Acevedo)Sartle...
This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
It’s June again (the onset of wedding season), so I’m reviving Sarah's...
Not to be confused with deliciously hipster lager Can you even...
When the United States forcefully opened Japan to foreign trade,...
…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
Last year, Sartle sponsored a panel at Art Market San Francisco– See Art...
While we at Sartle fancy ourselves pioneers of art history humor, we know that for...
Nothing beats having a brother. Knowing you have a partner in crime is essential in...
At the beginning and end of the Alice Neel “People Come First” exhibit, you’ll find...
Last Saturday, while making my way through a frenzy of de Young Museum...
Renaissance is a French word meaning ‘rebirth’, and in this case, it refers...
Untitled, 1986 Walking through the Rosie Lee Tompkins exhibit that just...
Check out this beaut! Here is the clearest photo we’ve ever had of Pluto, taken by...
The term “Post-Impressionism” was first used in 1910 by the English art...
The artistic collaboration between Kanye West and George Condo is akin to that...
The holidays are here! Whether you celebrate this time in church, temple, around a...
This week we have The Temptation of Saint Anthony by Salvador Dali, housed in the...
Aptly titled “The Hangover” by Henri de Toulouse-LautrecAs I sit here typing,...
A gamer I am not, but a Pokémon trainer I am.The one and only gaming console I have...
No need for art galleries when your closet is your own personal museum and the...
Writing about boobs is one of our favorite jobs here at Sartle headquarters. While...
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
