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Who said artists can't be good at business?
Girl next door
Why the long face?
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
Think of what you'd save on wrinkle cream...
Graceful
It takes two to tango
The OG wet t-shirt contest
Refused to kill Christians but slayed in that outfit
The Devil Wears Prada meets My Girl
Coveted by an artistic priest with sticky fingers
A-Hunting We Will Go
Just another beheading. Yawn
Lucas Cranach the Elder, who painted The Fountain of Youth in the 1500s must be...
It’s a rich man’s world
Take your facial hair from bizarre to brilliant with these mustaches! Pieter...
Arnold Schwarzenegger by Robert Mapplethorpe at the Scottish National Gallery of...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
Fashion Alert! Harajuku girls invade Hawaii! The Honolulu Museum of...
If you liked Wes Anderson’s fantastic animated Fantastic Mr. Fox, or his Rushmore...
Happy birthday to our well-balanced Libras! Some would say the following artists...
Recently, millionaire real estate magnate Tim Gurner gave some helpful advice to...
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
Her genital puns are not gentle
Son of Cranach the Elder
Bill Clinton was hanging out with his pal George W. Bush last week and made...
Buy now on Amazon
Rockstar painter and (unknowingly) painter of album covers for rockstars
Happy Lunar New Year everybody! All in all, Year of the Rooster has been...
Who you calling a degenerate? When we say “degenerate” in art history, we...
It’s tough to be a princess in art history, pop culture, or even in real life. ...
They’re coming for your books. Biblioclasm is the practice of...
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SOURCESeriously credentialed French officials are proclaiming that a painting found...
Price channels his inner Salome, a la Hans Cranach the Younger in this publicity...
Colonel underpants
Dutch nicknames are bizarre
Death to rapist scum!
He gave the people what they wanted
Gives new meaning to the term "food porn"
“You get what you get,” Sarah Lucas hurriedly blurts out when passed the nearly...
A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
The Young and the Restless meets The Old and the Feckless
So. creepy.
Creepers gonna creep
That's So Graven
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
Do I make you horny baa-baa?
Hello, Darkness my old friend
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
We admit, we miss us some Lady Gaga, which is why we were so excited to see her...
YBAs are so fetch. Once upon a time in the 1980s, London was...
Last chance to get some before it all goes to hell!
Like a sale at your local mall...in Hell.
Tie the devil to a pillow
Really expensive calendar
Time to break out your magnifying glass
omg a wedding in a barn, that's so on trend
It's Saul in utter chaos
Ain’t no party like a Pieter Bruegel the Elder party
A teacher's nightmare
When he ugly but he Jesus
Original cowboys
Gallery within a gallery
Scottish sculptor, graphic artist, philanthropist and feigned madman. Also saw the...
Welcome to Jurassic Art. *cue music*
Go at your own risk
Who doesn't love a good old-fashioned decapitation?
Kindred spirits
The artistic collaboration between Kanye West and George Condo is akin to that...
Boy drowns; no one cares
2 spoopy 4 me
An ophthalmologist's favorite painting
Mmmm...peacock
Goin' to the chapel, gonna get married
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
If Kanye wants to be like Pablo, we can make that happen.Say what you want about...
Cleaning dramaaa
Baby before the Baptist
Bad boy of the academy
Second track in PBtheE's seasons album
Two of each
Paint me in too, old buddy
Where do I look first?
Exotic dancing pays off in a gruesome way for Salome
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
Inspired by the Google Cultural Institute’s virtual Bruegel exhibit, we decided to...
John as Jack as Joker. I’m obsessed with John Malkovich so imagine my...
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Lambs can be kept as pets, who knew?
Not very smart, but had rich supportive parents
Tarantism (n.): a psychological condition characterized by an...
The Oscars are nigh, and the agents of cinematic fortune have gifted the world’s...
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
T-Swift’s new music video for Bad Blood is amaaaazing. As huge fans of kick-ass...
Let your freak flag fly
Man of mystery
Portraitist of unfortunate accuracy
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Enter Trivium Art History Project. Our friends at Trivium are creating a cathedral...
Image: Fred W. McDarrah/ The Village VoiceJohn Perreault, an artist, critic and...
Sounds like salami
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Watch now
Should have stayed in the corn business
Arrested as an American spy in Britain during the Revolutionary War
"Talent is cheap"
Fancy pornographer
A man of many names and one iconic mustache.
Pretty fly for a (Louisiana) white guy
Everyman painter
Burr's best bud
All the glee of youngsters
Rockstar of the high court
Art as political protest
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
As fans of looking closely and spending quality time with images, it’s no...
On a beautiful Tuesday afternoon, John Cappetta and I made our merry way over...
Ladies Man
Wet blanket
easy, breezy, beautiful
Popular amongst those who frequent Renaissance Faires.
honestly pretty vanilla
Hated Picasso
Like a nocturnal Canaletto
Conversion artist
It's His Majesty's handyman, at your service
Bird-brained businessman. Eagle-eyed artist.
The Sartle team had a madcap week running around Washington, DC and New York City...
That way it’s rent-free
When you need to practice painting dead people
Carravagio having a bad head day
Up in smoke!
Let's hope this baby stays decapitated
Begging for bad karma
Treasures around every corner
His family reluctantly accepted his painter lifestyle
We love getting new contributors and we’d like to introduce you to one of them:...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
The sweetest Judith of them all
A political statement
When you just killed Goliath no one dares tell you how to dress, even if it's like this
I had a hearty laugh watching Toy Story some 20 years later and finally getting...
Never underestimate the women
Murder, but make it fashion
We didn’t think anything could top Beyoncé’s Formation video until we watched her...
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Italian sass with Segatori
A bloody family affair
Poop in style while you enjoy art
Come one, come all
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
Takaya Miou, Love Thyself. Courtesy of the Honolulu Museum of Art. The...
If you’ve ever carried something cumbersome and metal in a narrow space (say,...
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Cleanly decapitation
Problematic, but in a nice way
How's the air up there?
Arcimboldo's Greatest Hits
Haunted horse
Flip it and reverse it
May the force be with you.So I don’t know about you guys, but I know A LOT of...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
As the temperature grows colder, some of us desperately hold on to the last...
Van Gogh's teachers did not like his work
Ccontrary to social media’s endorsements, “liking” a photograph isn’t the same as...
Too school for cool
Hey, I’m Maya! I started interning at Sartle a little over a month ago along with...
paint me like one of your founding fathers
Ghostwood
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
In the beginning, there was darkness… Tohubohu, according to the Merriam-...
French portrait inception
Cooler than cool
Did you fail geography?
Dionysus' groupies
Clearly not a hobo
Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot
Miscreants of Mammon
Does this wax cast make my thigh look fat?
If it weren’t for the Medici family, some of our favorite Renaissance artists...
Without further ado, we call this post’s drink the Figure with Meat Whiskey Neat ‘N...
Mannerism is the -ism that followed the sophisticated High Renaissance and...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
The penis is v. important in this one
Claude Monet, The Japanese Footbridge, 1899, National Gallery of Art, Washington D....
If you were catholic and rich in the 1600's you wanted to join this club and give them art
Kirsten Dunst copied this
A hairy art critic
Men brought down by a strap
Where will you be when the plague hits?
Caused a stir after its unveiling because of all the hot leg action.
Country bliss you can still visit... for now.
His teeth and ambitions are bared
Henry VIII's first born, what a disappointment
Lady Jane
It really went downhill from there
Snapshot of an elusive charmer.
Achey heart, breaky back
The ten-dollar Founding Father
You may recognize him from high school English class
Ahoy, Cap'n!
Notorious B.G.M. (Boy Genius Millais)
A painter's lost dream on antiquity
Looking smug
Hellion with heart
The muse of Capri
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
Not to be confused with deliciously hipster lager Can you even...
Renaissance is a French word meaning ‘rebirth’, and in this case, it refers...
In any fictional crime show, the detective walks into a scene full of chaos....
Harlequin Head by Pablo Picasso
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Stress-free
Award for most expressive horses
You won’t get a glimpse of the mustache
Oooh, see that girl! Watch that scene! Dig in the Dancing Queeeeeeeeeeeeen!
But wait... there’s more!
Witch, please
The sallow, mustached face of imperialism
Welcome home, honey...
Has nothing to do with onions
Peace for everyone
Self love taken too far
These dresses aren't hiding anything
Heavy-handed relief
See ya later, Alligator
Crack open a cold one
Women digging graves?! Bury him, sis!
Just a whale dung kind of day
Renew the song she is singing
Six candles
Queen of masques unmasked
Identity crisis
Buffalo Bill's Back Fat
Mickalene Thomas, Sista Sista Lady Blue, 2007, San Francisco Museum of Modern Art...
Gustav Klimt and his Viennese beauties come to us via the Legion...
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
This film serves as a visual sketch of a man’s life that leaves the audience...
This week, behold Leonardo da Vinci’s Salvator Mundi.
Where have we seen this lady before?
Well, he took it better than Captain Ahab
Richie Rich
Figurative expressionism fit for the POTUS
This is an apology portrait.
A political pain in the ass
Named after a coded slave song
A divine feminine unwavering
Neckties, pianos, and outcasts
You talkin’ to me?
An early abstract portrait
Away, as in a trance
No days off
Scene so nice he painted it thrice
The sexy doctor is IN
Wait 'til you get a load of this guy
Lending the Communist Party a hand
Jessica recently let us know that she’d found some of Sartle’s work on Hieronymus...
Beheadings and fine fashion are not mutually exclusive
#MILF
Accidental POTUS
Telekinesis never sounded so good
aka "Darnation, Silly, Silly, Pose"
Extraordinary People in Such Ordinary Circumstances
No relation to the steak
Stylish long before Gossip Girl
Meddlesome Millie
Feasting feathered friends
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
This exhibit is going to blow you away. You may be so moved by its...
She does sound like a pretty nice person and a great mom so there is that…..
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
It’s June again (the onset of wedding season), so I’m reviving Sarah's...
Maybe you’ve been experiencing “The Agony and the Ecstasy” of trying to figure out...
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
Our founding mother
When the guilt just keeps on coming.
Excellent, eccentric, and damn queer
Choo choo twain
Don’t mansplain!
Let’s paint here, they won’t find us
A bargain at twice the price
Friend of the fam
Total poser
Surrealist-influenced poster for The Strange Woman, starring Hedy Lamarr.In 1930s...
Madame X by John Singer Sargent
Angelica joins the party, combining the mostly crude Texts From Last Night...
It’s probably because artists don’t have the burden of a 9-5 gig. I mean, not only...
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
The party in full swing on the front lawn. Photo: Bahara Emami. This past month...
Monogram by Robert Rauschenberg at the Museum of Modern Art Stockholm Here’s to our...
This portrait of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is not quite as flattering as you...
The third season of Broad City airs tonight and we can’t wait to see what our...
Criticizing the critics
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
Remember when iconic shoe lover Carrie Bradshaw leaned in to look at a pair of...
Turns out Katy Perry contracts out her sharks. We found Left Shark doing its best...
Thalassophile: (noun) lover of the sea; one who feels safe or...
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
Seated Woman by Henri MatisseIn happy art news, a painting stolen from renowned art...
March means Easter, and we all know that Easter means chocolate eggs, cute lil’...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
When Doves Cry
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
Baroque art started because the Catholics got all jealous that people were...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
One must always wear proper headgear when going into sports battle.The Superbowl is...
Like characters in a Henry James novel
Source In Peter H. Reynolds’s children’s book The Dot, a young child...
So here we are with the second part of our story, Catching Fire. When we left...
“An art book is a museum without walls.” —André Malraux Give the...
Does Satine take paintings as payment or just diamonds? Nicole Kidman was...
When people talk about “realism” in art, they are typically referring to one...
It’s Kiss a Ginger day and we’re kicking off the day by celebrating...
Vincent Van Gogh once gave artists the following advice: “What is done in...
via unimpressionism Realism can refer to two things: the representation of the...
Beyoncé is no stranger to art history references as seen in her Formation video or...
This week, the world bade a tearful goodbye to comic giant and beloved childhood...
This week we have The Scream by Edvard Munch housed in the National Museum of Art,...
What this is however is a really awesome meme we can’t wait to implement. I put my...
MuseumHack, an energetic bunch of nerds famous for giving the world’s...
The 20th season of The Bachelor just wrapped up, with software salesman Ben Higgins...
Christopher Columbus was not the man your grade school teachers told you about...
This cult ‘90s movie made a lasting impression, inspiring terrifying fashion trends...
This week we’re looking at a classic: Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci, housed in the...
Drunk in love we be all nightAnyway, we made a quiz on Buzzfeed and it’s...
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
The only occasions when horror films seem to garner an ounce of respect, is when...
Boy, did he know how to paint a figure
Plaster king
The Four Elements: Fire, Water and Earth, Air by Adolf Ziegler at the Gallery of...
Earlier this summer, San Franciscans traded in their usual boho chic to revel in...
It’s baa-aack.Scathing, clever and poignant as ever. BoJack Horseman Season 3 is...
The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo at the Museum of Modern Art Mexico
Marisol Escobar was a beautiful, talented, peculiar it-girl with a knack for...
Norman Rockwell is without question one of the artists most...
Yay! It’s time for my fellow Aries babies, born between March 20 to April 20 we’re...
The Monuments Men were charged with saving as many European cultural treasures as...
…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
At Sartle, we choo-choo-choose you! Saying I’m not a big fan of corporate holidays...
So get ready!
Fall fashion events around the world have strutted to a close in Paris and I’m left...
Happy Halloween! Since this is the season of zombies, vampires and ghosts...
Man of many hats
One very not cool thing about the Met: it’s on half of the planet’s short-list...
If you’re looking for a strange getaway to a tiny desert island of...
Happy International Selfie Day! Thanks to DJ Rick McNeely - of Fishbowl...
Primary artistic medium is Snapchat
In 2011, the United Nations declared that July 30 would forever be known as the...
Pictures of beaches, fancy dinners, and people “exercising” aside, I’m...
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
Say that name five times fast.
If there was ever a College Board for artists, it would be the art academies of...
Tania and I were desperate for a “day” off and decided a tour of the mid-west was...
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
Think of Romanticism as the emo kids of the 19th century. While...
This week, behold Pablo Picasso’s Le Rêve (The Dream).
It’s time to don your rainbow attire because June is gay pride month! While many of...
Sexism and misogyny were rampant throughout the 20th century in basically...
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
Untitled, 1986 Walking through the Rosie Lee Tompkins exhibit that just...
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
Eli and Edythe Broad are two of America’s top rock star philanthropists. You may...
Fair warning: if you do not want to hear my incessant ramblings about how glorious...
After a deep investigation, Team Sartle has discovered the infamous, elusive, great...
I’m visiting my parents in San Francisco and, like all children of parents on the...
Artist Biopics - Part One: March 7
Portrait of Alexander Hamilton by John Trumbull at Washington University Law...
What most people think they know about Marie Antoinette could fill...
Togas are a classic I-forgot-to-buy-a-costume costume, requiring just a white...
Well folks, it's that time of year again. The sun is high in the sky and...
How do you like your museums? I’ll take mine with some fun, sass, and a side of...
Of all the Christmas traditions this time of the year, Santa Claus is...
Jesuit missionary work gone horribly wrong
Wandering souls
This room drove its owner insane
Depressed, not depressing
Planting the seed
90s and neon...so on trend
Don't turn the thermostat up too high
Get your hand out of your pants, Sollie!
Censorship makes us crabby
Gives new meaning to "eating out"
No one knows just how deep it goes
Making the most of fire and brimstone
Only men can see this one
As close to hurtling through space as most of us will get
Walk on their faces
Experience infinity in one minute
The sweetest of portraits
Revolution!
Here we goooo
Unmade, smelly and dirty.
Classic Hirst
What lucky intern got to assemble these?
Calling all cynical pessimists!
Finally, a female gaze
Claustrophobics beware
"I like that queasy feeling"
Someone wasn’t paying attention in Sunday School
Monument to a bromance
Not even a little bit
Singin’ in a ring
Epileptics beware
Pretty sure they are laughing at you, not with you
A victim of the urban housing crisis
Could be an ad for a Life Alert commercial
Shia LeBeouf, is that you?
But especially vices
Netflix and chill...with Buddha
One depressing miscommunication
A walk on the beach
Fancy birthday presents
A sedimental work for a sentimental guy
Marching to the beat of her own drum
A stoner's dream
A techy tower
He barely tried
What do Henri Matisse and Ellen DeGeneres have in common?
The artworld goes to seed
201 spheres in a big circus tent
Where Superman meets Sylvia Plath
Bless your heart
Put on your bowler hat and take a trip to Magritte’s world....
Mental health issues restrict an artist’s ability to create. But, art can also...
This March, Turner Classic Movies is featuring films about art and artists, airing...
Flaming June by Frederic Leighton at the Ponce Museum of Art
“For me, a landscape does not exist in its own right, since its appearance changes...
On the eve of the 2017 Primetime Emmys, we at Sartle recall our longstanding...
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
The best scene in Woody Allen’s movie "Midnight in Paris" takes place in the...
The Legion of Honor's new exhibit Gods in Color: Polychromy in the...
Thomas Cole, The Oxbow, 1836 The Hudson River was a group of New York-based...
These masked reptiles are full of sage advice. I’m sure you’ve all...
Angelica takes a stab at combining the mostly crude Texts From Last Night...
What does Red look like? Fire truck Red. A bright Red fire truck in a...
Happy holidaze! What better date than 4/20 to launch our new “Stoners” category!? ...
Amidst GOP debates on hand to penis size ratio (in other worlds, who has the...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
It’s a cold and foggy day at Sartle HQ and we’re channeling Ginevra here…...
As any rabid fan of Ru Paul's Drag Race will tell you, the competing queens are...
From the walls of the world’s great museums, to the dusky halls of the stately...
Dadaism was created with the intention of turning both the art world and the...
An art bromance or something more? Land art celebrity and hippie...
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
Last week, our across-the-way pal Gallery 308 opened for its inaugural exhibition,...
Whether you paced yourself or binged the entire new season of the...
Are your eyes bleeding from binge watching the entirety of Orange Is the New Black...
You'll want to come dressed to impressed because the Mad Hatter has made a...
One of the best things about the art world is simply how surprising it...
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
How to spot Lauren in the crowd? She’ll have a pair of Sartle glasses on her head...
You’ve been sitting at home in your sweatpants in the dark for days, binge-watching...
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
Earlier this fall, Tania and I had the amazing opportunity to travel to the East...
Getting to the Chichu Museum in Naoshima like... The Chichu...
We're outing Hayao Miyazaki as an art nerd. Ok, it’s maybe not the biggest...
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
The color blue brings a lot of things to mind - the blue sky, blue-ribbon winners,...
This Wednesday, Sartle is crushing on some serious babes. We’re talking Lily...
*** SPOILER ALERT*** ...obviously. Well, we're halfway through the new...
Ghosts above the city
Not for the panic attack prone
Khan’t stop, won’t stop
Trespassing & Tiaras
Drop trou and pick up your trowels people, because tomorrow is officially World...
Since so many social media sites like to block the following images I encourage you...
As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
We (Sartle) are always on the prowl for new ways to bigly share our great love for...
The Fluxus Movement was founded in 1960 by Lithuanian American artist George...
Leonor Fini was an artist of her own self-fashioned Surrealism, known for her bold...
Francesco Fragomeni and Chris Limbrick started recreating famous works of art using...
Behind every famous artist is a fine feline, history tells us.Today, Team Sartle is...
One day you may see Kanye’s nipples. But it is not this day.Welcome to Part Two of...
Welcome to Part Four, the grande finale of the epic Sartle Remix for The Life of...
America’s Next Top Model is back, y’all! Ok, it never really went...
With Christmas just around the corner, we’ve decided to take a closer look at five...
Ah New York City… Maybe you watched Friends and are enamored with brick...