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Is she choking her pussy?
This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
Sigmund Freud's grandson, a mega womanizer who also liked to drink and fight
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The saddest nipple you'll ever see
This portrait of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is not quite as flattering as you...
Not a Brunch menu special
YUUGE NEWS! Donald J. Trump is now a Sartle social media correspondent! Corrupt...
Groovy baby, yea! Party time, excellent! From Austin Powers, to Wayne’s World, to...
A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
Pictures of beaches, fancy dinners, and people “exercising” aside, I’m...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
It’s probably because artists don’t have the burden of a 9-5 gig. I mean, not only...
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts of...
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
“Lili y Gerda”, Gerda WegenerWith the Oscars just around the corner, and my very...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Oh Banksy… I am not your biggest fan. Look, I don’t know what graffiti is...
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Watch now
In 2011, the United Nations declared that July 30 would forever be known as the...
Ayy ladies
They go apeshit over inequality!
(Image from arunadsouza) Hide the boobies! In recent art news, Pablo Picasso’s The...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
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Fashion Alert! Harajuku girls invade Hawaii! The Honolulu Museum of...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
A Bieber tattoo
Dammit, Brad! You had ONE job!
What's for sale?
Not a gypsy
The cherry on top of a great collection
Scarlett Johansson reallllly liked getting her ear pierced
Crack that whip
She's so not into you
Prostitute or Prosti-Cute?
When your make-up artist at Sephora is secretly an expressionist
Serious hat envy
The cold shoulder, literally
Not a creepy guy at all…
The Realist in the game
Blue Riders on the Storm
Art as activism
A mystery lady
A Boy and a Girl with a Cat and an Eel by Judith Leyster
They go together like cat and eel
Major bro code violation
Sexism sucks
2 dope queens
Classic incest
Not unraveling the moral fabric, probably
A faceless painting surrounded by celebrities
Can we get some privacy, please
Three faces, almost the same life
I can paint AND take photos
Don't mess with this kid
Cross-Dresser Extraordinaire
Secret lives of gay prostitutes
Gone are the good, old days of steamy letters
In California Chrome’s bid to win the Triple Crown (would’ve been the...
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
A long-forgotten treasure from Baroque’s leading lady
Fair warning: if you do not want to hear my incessant ramblings about how glorious...
Gorilla warfare! Wait...
Rejoice comic book lovers! September 25th is National Comic Book Day (...
Snapchat is basically a social media machine for stalking people’s ...
L'Origin du Monde fully dressed
How times have changed...
Modern art is experimental and innovative, as artists respond creatively to a world...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
Sexism and misogyny were rampant throughout the 20th century in basically...
How to spot Lauren in the crowd? She’ll have a pair of Sartle glasses on her head...
She's a Jill of all trades
Hear ye, hear ye: “Miss Piggy to receive feminist award,” squeals girl power blog...
Behind every famous artist is a fine feline, history tells us.Today, Team Sartle is...
As any rabid fan of Ru Paul's Drag Race will tell you, the competing queens are...
If sexy Vermeer isn’t really working for ya, but you still want to rock the most...
We’re obsessed with Game of Thrones this season, and are thanking the old...
In her honor, we were able to gain access to the Carter Family Portrait Gallery,...
With big changes by little hands come monstrous reactions rife with pungent...
Little backstory for the gentiles: Purim is basically the Jewish Halloween. We...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
It’s cool Schmidt, we don’t know what kids are up to these days either. If your kid...
Surrealism was the natural next step after the fluster-cuck that was Cubism. It...
Optical illusions and Kate Moss lookalikes
Francesco Fragomeni and Chris Limbrick started recreating famous works of art using...
Disclaimer: This article contains amazon affiliate links. Can any biographer...
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
Drunk in love we be all nightAnyway, we made a quiz on Buzzfeed and it’s...
You can fake a lot of things. Orgasms, boobs, degrees. And paintings, of course....
Crying Girl by Roy LichtensteinWelcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle...
Careful, might make you howl!
May the force be with you.So I don’t know about you guys, but I know A LOT of...
On March 31st, 2016, the world lost Zaha Hadid (b. 1950, Baghdad, Iraq). Zaha...
But, if your entire instagram feed is of your duck-lipped face you might wanna slow...
Welcome to Death Do Us Art, an online bridal expo for art lovers.I’ve found five...
Sofonisba Anguissola was one of the first female artists to gain international...
One of the best things about the art world is simply how surprising it...
Gerda Taro, the talented, courageous, and brilliant photographer was brushed...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
It’s tough to be a princess in art history, pop culture, or even in real life. ...
Marisol Escobar was a beautiful, talented, peculiar it-girl with a knack for...
The middle dress in the image above is the one that was originally posted on tumblr...
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
Ever wondered about Marie Antoinette’s penchant for roses? Or why Frida Kahlo liked...
Test your art history chops with Sartle's exciting new quiz feature! Both fun and...
One must always wear proper headgear when going into sports battle.The Superbowl is...
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
Amidst GOP debates on hand to penis size ratio (in other worlds, who has the...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
There are a lot of reasons to be upset recently. The changing political climate,...
Yesterday, we presented you with 6 influential African American artists in art...
As fans of looking closely and spending quality time with images, it’s no...
With recent exhibits on topics ranging from the Manga of Japanese artist Takaya...
You’ve been sitting at home in your sweatpants in the dark for days, binge-watching...
Lock-picking mastermind with impeccable literary taste. STORY TIME...
When we left off in Part 1, we were certain of the inevitable end of Bey Z. To be...
If you’re getting married and you love art, then you’ve come to the right place....
Camille Claudel is known for her narrative bronze and marble sculptures. She...
If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
We're outing Hayao Miyazaki as an art nerd. Ok, it’s maybe not the biggest...
Last week, Sartle was invited to the Director’s Breakfast at the de Young...
Ccontrary to social media’s endorsements, “liking” a photograph isn’t the same as...
How do you like your museums? I’ll take mine with some fun, sass, and a side of...
I want YOU...to check out this new exhibit at the de Young. It’s called...
And, with so much art (and art related fare) also available on those journeys, we...
Melania Trump's five-day, four country solo trip came to an end on Sunday...
Technology is not neutral. That is the theme that reverberates throughout this...
“Help me, Obi-Wan Davinci. You’re my only hope.”
Whaam! Boom! Pow! Turns out all the superheroes we love and the...
Welcome back to Think Before You Ink, a series where we show the worst of the worst...
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
With that in mind, Sartle’s officially, if reluctantly, come to the decision that...
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
Since it opened in 1871, the San Francisco Art Institute has become an...
Happy International Selfie Day! Thanks to DJ Rick McNeely - of Fishbowl...
By the way, for every picture posted on various social media platforms and tagged...
Ruth Asawa, San Francisco's favorite artist and most fervent advocate of...
Since so many social media sites like to block the following images I encourage you...
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
Almost as soon as the city shut down in the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic,...
We (Sartle) are always on the prowl for new ways to bigly share our great love for...
S.O.S. Starification Object Series (Back) by Hannah Wilke at The Solomon R....
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
“That painting looks so realistic” is not something most viewers would say of an...
Scorsese’s ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ got us thinking: who did people turn to for...
Jesuit missionary work gone horribly wrong
Wandering souls
This room drove its owner insane
Depressed, not depressing
Planting the seed
90s and neon...so on trend
Don't turn the thermostat up too high
Get your hand out of your pants, Sollie!
Censorship makes us crabby
Gives new meaning to "eating out"
No one knows just how deep it goes
Making the most of fire and brimstone
Only men can see this one
As close to hurtling through space as most of us will get
Walk on their faces
Experience infinity in one minute
The sweetest of portraits
Revolution!
Here we goooo
Unmade, smelly and dirty.
Classic Hirst
What lucky intern got to assemble these?
Calling all cynical pessimists!
Finally, a female gaze
Claustrophobics beware
"I like that queasy feeling"
Someone wasn’t paying attention in Sunday School
Monument to a bromance
Not even a little bit
Singin’ in a ring
Epileptics beware
Pretty sure they are laughing at you, not with you
A victim of the urban housing crisis
Too school for cool
Could be an ad for a Life Alert commercial
Shia LeBeouf, is that you?
But especially vices
Netflix and chill...with Buddha
One depressing miscommunication
A walk on the beach
Fancy birthday presents
A sedimental work for a sentimental guy
Marching to the beat of her own drum
A stoner's dream
A techy tower
He barely tried
What do Henri Matisse and Ellen DeGeneres have in common?
The artworld goes to seed
201 spheres in a big circus tent
Where Superman meets Sylvia Plath
Bless your heart
Welsh model/reality TV star Imogen Thomas sparked a Twitter war over her...
In any fictional crime show, the detective walks into a scene full of chaos....
Feminist art theory emerged in the 60s in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement...
Jan Miense Molenaer, the Kylie Jenner of his generation. So if you’re all about ...
Thalassophile: (noun) lover of the sea; one who feels safe or...
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
Game of Thrones premiered last week, and accordingly, I’ve continued our series of...
America’s Next Top Model is back, y’all! Ok, it never really went...
Unlike so many of the countless women artists cast aside by art history, Berthe...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
Pumpkins are everywhere this season. On our doorsteps, in our coffee, in every...
It doesn’t get much better than a Bachelor-art-history mashup.Hopefully you caught...
Remember when iconic shoe lover Carrie Bradshaw leaned in to look at a pair of...
Gertrude Stein was an American author, known for her Paris salon of writers and...
Tania and I were desperate for a “day” off and decided a tour of the mid-west was...
Maybe you’ve been experiencing “The Agony and the Ecstasy” of trying to figure out...
Sartle got our sparkle on at the 5th annual Shine A Light event at Portland Art...
Need a gift to delight/impress your art-loving friend/S.O./sibling/parent, or...
February 2016 marks the opening of Vigee Le Brun: Woman Artist in Revolutionary...
You'll want to come dressed to impressed because the Mad Hatter has made a...
It’s not that anyone did anything explicitly bad to Carmen Herrera. It’...
The neighborhood of Harlem in New York City is home to many great things –...
Impressionism at a Glance: You Mean Those Smudges Are Intentional? Flowers,...
So what’s got museums’ panties in a bunch now? In a nutshell: President Trump’s...
66 years ago today, the world was introduced to the psychedelic masterpiece...
When the United States forcefully opened Japan to foreign trade,...
Cubism was one of the first -isms to hit our collective senses in the twentieth-...
This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
If being a ghost feels too basic, but you don’t want to sink to the level...
All the terrible stuff in the news lately has got us down. And no one understands a...
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
*** SPOILER ALERT*** Haven’t watched s01 & s02 or read the secret diary? You...
Ghosts above the city
Not for the panic attack prone
Khan’t stop, won’t stop
Trespassing & Tiaras
“An art book is a museum without walls.” —André Malraux Give the...
This music video by Hold Your Horses! is a great way for you to spread your...
Claire Foy as Elizabeth II in The Crown.This month, while most Americans were glued...
Bow down, witches, ‘cus the Sartle team has carved the best jack-o-...
Baroque art started because the Catholics got all jealous that people were...
The one and only: Zsa Zsa GaborThis February would have marked the 100th birthday...
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
Think of Romanticism as the emo kids of the 19th century. While...
Andy Warhol called her “the first girl artist with glamour.” A random admirer said...
The color blue brings a lot of things to mind - the blue sky, blue-ribbon winners,...
Depression is one of the most prevalent mental health issues in the world, so...
Image: Fred W. McDarrah/ The Village VoiceJohn Perreault, an artist, critic and...
What is a garden? Artist Cathy Lu explores this surprisingly multi-faceted concept...
Remember back to the 2016 election when womxn’s hearts across the nation felt...
That eternal postman always rings twice, even for famous artists. Here are some...
Yes, Carol, we will visit you this Sunday because it is the 2016 Oscars and we...
What does Red look like? Fire truck Red. A bright Red fire truck in a...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
The third season of Broad City airs tonight and we can’t wait to see what our...
Miley and Kim have a selfie showdown.Oh God, what have we done. Turns out the...
So we did what anyone would do and ushered them into the conference room and then...
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
In the final season of BoJack Horseman, paying attention to the art in the...
Animal Crossing is a peaceful escape into a world where tedious routine becomes fun...
Check out our earlier post of nip slips through art history.Miley Cyrus has become...
I’m not saying Hamilton the Musical saved Alexander Hamilton’s face from getting...
Picture books can be one of the best formats for imparting a love of art and...
Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
This exhibit is going to blow you away. You may be so moved by its...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
Another March has come and gone. If you’ve been saving up Sartle posts all month...
Clueless has become as classically vintage as Cher’s 1972 columns with traces of...
If I could turn back ti-ime!
Literally *fire*
We do! But carving is a whole other story… Last year, we summoned some dead...
Gustav Klimt-inspired tattoos are like porn - I know one when I see it....
Reynolda House Museum of American Art is one of our Nation’s most venerable...
If you think the art world is full of sophisticated blue bloods standing around...
T-Swift’s new music video for Bad Blood is amaaaazing. As huge fans of kick-ass...
Spot the odd one out! There’s something unusual going on at Legion of Honor...
