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The manliest men
Awesomely bizarre. Claimed he never tried gay sex because he assumed "it hurts"
I never paint dreams or nightmares. I paint my own reality. - Frida Kahlo I...
There is no must in art because art is free. - Wassily KandinskyI don’t do...
His madre must have done something right
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The Young Bull by Paulus Potter at the MauritshuisLike a classic Taurus, I’m a bit...
Doesn't like blood
Since it opened in 1871, the San Francisco Art Institute has become an...
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Lovers on the lawn
One of the most morbid painters ever, and one of the best
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Last year, Sartle sponsored a panel at Art Market San Francisco– See Art...
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Crazy architecture and a rocking view
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Go away Apple!
Artist Biopics - Part One: March 7
Expanded in 2016!
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Inspired by a cheese plate
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Mysterious lady
Thoughts on trippiness
Out with Plato, in with Freud
Surreal Home Makeover
Does it make you randy baby?
All Children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once one grows up...
Today’s the day that we celebrate some Italian guy who got into a boat and (...
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci
A very weird rock
Dali had lots of desires, some of them liquid
Not all temptations are equally tempting
Freud was involved
I would like to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
Mental health facilities in the 1800's bore an uncanny resemblance to dungeons
A sweet moment between a mother and child
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van...
Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
That eternal postman always rings twice, even for famous artists. Here are some...
As quickly as it appeared, the Google Arts and Culture app has disappeared from...
Was it all a dream?
How's the air up there?
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
Where the 99% meets the 1%
Add medals when necessary
Infamous pubes
Creepy kids play creepy game and sing creepy song
A tale of two Majas
Leading, ailing, never failing
La Indigenista
Realistic, but not bloody
A “botched job” that gave us giant robots
Here is Marina Abramović’s Portrait with Scorpion (2005) We’re celebrating our...
So we did what anyone would do and ushered them into the conference room and then...
Fish (Still Life), 1864. By Édouard Manet at the Art Institute of ChicagoHappy...
The Four Elements: Fire, Water and Earth, Air by Adolf Ziegler at the Gallery of...
Before Twiggy, there was Dovima
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau at Museum of Modern ArtHappy, happy birthday...
Happy birthday to you vestal virgins who bring loyalty, hard work ethics,...
Happy birthday to our well-balanced Libras! Some would say the following artists...
The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo at the Museum of Modern Art Mexico
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YBAs are so fetch. Once upon a time in the 1980s, London was...
Dali's double images
Whodunnit??
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Jesuit missionary work gone horribly wrong
The corner baker in the foreground, incest in the background
Marry museum director, place portrait in museum = success
Not my king
Should've paid the ransom!
Someone call Matthew Hopkins
Superstition ain't the way
No more tacky inspirational Martin Luther King Jr. quotes about how he had a...
Have you met San Francisco’s most famous citizen, Karl? Karl the FOG, that...
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It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
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(L-R: Tania Houtzager, Ethan Angelica, Erica Gangsei, and Salvador Acevedo)Sartle...
That sass though
No more drinkie
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Hung Liu with her work Resident Alien in 1988 (credit) The...
This one hung in Goya's dining room. Yum!
More than just delicious desserts
Stone Age sisters doin’ it for themselves
Like, Totally Rad Art Dude
An ancient dick pic
Work of hot air
Portraits of Belleville
Kim K. has nothing on Courbet
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Damn, I look good
Build like the Egyptians
Advertise your god-complex
One of the best things about the art world is simply how surprising it...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
Mae West Lips Sofa by Salvador Dali, in cross-influence with fashion guru Elsa...
Surrealism was the natural next step after the fluster-cuck that was Cubism. It...
This week we have The Temptation of Saint Anthony by Salvador Dali, housed in the...
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
The long-legged elephant in the room
Pumpkins are everywhere this season. On our doorsteps, in our coffee, in every...
A pre-Dukehood portrait
Pastels just might be the most underrated medium in all of art history. You rarely...
Real Housewives of Paris
He's a little young for fetish play
Pretty but kind of boring
*deep existential sigh*
Bringing the inside out
The only good reason to join a cult
These serpents made hiss-tory
The San Francisco Center for the Book (SFCB) is a magically inspiring art haven...
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
Depression is a nasty condition. Most of the time it leaves you feeling...
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
Last Friday night’s grand opening at Embark Gallery was a true show-stopper for the...
If sexy Vermeer isn’t really working for ya, but you still want to rock the most...
Vincent Van Gogh once gave artists the following advice: “What is done in...
With that in mind, I went out and found a grand collection of “sort of adult”...
One must always wear proper headgear when going into sports battle.The Superbowl is...
Oh shit!
Sexism sucks
No days off
Go ahead and take a peek
Another nude, Gerome?
Let some of the most romantic artist couples of all time inspire your LOVE this...
It’s International Cat Day! Prepare yourselves for a doctorate-level...
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In the predominantly European dudeified world of architecture, Maya Lin always knew...
The Legion of Honor's new exhibit Gods in Color: Polychromy in the...
Wearing a vest of many colors
I Spy: Lichtenstein edition
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Portrait of the tortured artist before he became a cliché
Archist Series. Federico Babina. 2014 Small and want to live in a Damien Hirst...
Take your facial hair from bizarre to brilliant with these mustaches! Pieter...
Surrealist-influenced poster for The Strange Woman, starring Hedy Lamarr.In 1930s...
Little backstory for the gentiles: Purim is basically the Jewish Halloween. We...
I’m not saying Hamilton the Musical saved Alexander Hamilton’s face from getting...
Check out this beaut! Here is the clearest photo we’ve ever had of Pluto, taken by...
Don’t worry, no one slipped some acid into your drink earlier, but if they did, you...
Lovely sketch, sketchy love
The past is female
Illuminati confirmed
In 1930s Paris, a fashion revolution was born. Empress of couture Elsa...
San Francisco Art Institute is offering two new online college classes...
The Fourth of July is soon approaching and there is no one better to emulate...
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The neighborhood of Harlem in New York City is home to many great things –...
After a deep investigation, Team Sartle has discovered the infamous, elusive, great...
Almost as soon as the city shut down in the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic,...
Leonor Fini was an artist of her own self-fashioned Surrealism, known for her bold...
Shades of Black
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Lord of the Rings fans, grab your party hats and your wizard staffs...
Judy Chicago is unmistakable. She walks into the room where she’s about to speak of...
Great not just because it was produced by a woman
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Photo courtesy of Classical Art MemesThis past Sunday was the 88th Academy Awards...
In 2011, the United Nations declared that July 30 would forever be known as the...
Think of Romanticism as the emo kids of the 19th century. While...
The new and improved San Francisco Museum of Modern Art (SFMOMA) reopened on May...
Don’t worry, we will still be located at the fantastic Fort Mason Center...
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Norman Rockwell, Freedom from Fear, 1943. Both the Easter narrative of...
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The United States in the 1940s and 1950s must not have been a fun time to be a...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
Everyone loves a good heist movie, especially when the leading man is a hunk. But...
This video of kids reacting to a rotary phone has us simultaneously laughing at how...
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Untitled, 1986 Walking through the Rosie Lee Tompkins exhibit that just...
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My name is Silke, the newest contributor here at Sartle. It took me way too long to...
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Nude lips have been killing it extra hard for at least the past year, and even...
The Third of May 1808 by Francisco Goya
Two years ago, the Fine Arts Museums of San Francisco put on a show...
We’re so, so happy with how well-received San Francisco’s newest gallery has been....
Christopher Columbus was not the man your grade school teachers told you about...
John as Jack as Joker. I’m obsessed with John Malkovich so imagine my...
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Rococ-oh myyyyy! It looks like a little bit of seduction has arrived...
Angelica takes a stab at combining the mostly crude Texts From Last Night...
Oh Banksy… I am not your biggest fan. Look, I don’t know what graffiti is...
Thalassophile: (noun) lover of the sea; one who feels safe or...
Ruth Asawa, San Francisco's favorite artist and most fervent advocate of...
The Sartle office was abuzz with frivolity as we celebrated the release...
MuseumHack, an energetic bunch of nerds famous for giving the world’s...
Picture this: the glittering heights of Second Empire France and...
As if I didn't love this show enough (critics of later seasons be damned!),...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
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Gustav Klimt and his Viennese beauties come to us via the Legion...
Legend has it that Goya’s first draft to this dining room centerpiece included...
Please join us (and everybody else) February 7, 2014 at noon in the Florence Gould...
Last week, our across-the-way pal Gallery 308 opened for its inaugural exhibition,...
San Francisco’s de Young Museum is a standout among other fine arts museums across...
Sartle was invited to check out the de Young’s newest exhibition, “The Summer of...
Dadaism was created with the intention of turning both the art world and the...
American People Series #19: U.S. Postage Stamp Commemorating the Advent of...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
In Ezra Koenig’s new Netflix anime series, Neo Yokio, a demon enters the...
Monet: The Early Years gives visitors the chance to track the artist’s growth...
Cubism was one of the first -isms to hit our collective senses in the twentieth-...
There are a lot of reasons to be upset recently. The changing political climate,...
The lovely people at the Asian Art Museum in San Francisco recently invited...
Nothing beats having a brother. Knowing you have a partner in crime is essential in...
Olympia by Édouard Manet at the Musée d'Orsay
We didn’t think anything could top Beyoncé’s Formation video until we watched her...
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! By the way, did you know your turkey is...
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We do! But carving is a whole other story… Last year, we summoned some dead...
Don’t worry if everyone says STEM is the only field hiring and that a liberal arts...
Yesterday, we presented you with 6 influential African American artists in art...
Obama has his reasons for making fun of art history and it’s all this posts fault....
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
Amidst GOP debates on hand to penis size ratio (in other worlds, who has the...
What happens when you add a fat cat to some of the world’s most famous artworks?...
Technology is not neutral. That is the theme that reverberates throughout this...
Jessica recently let us know that she’d found some of Sartle’s work on Hieronymus...
Modern art is experimental and innovative, as artists respond creatively to a world...
If you’re getting married and you love art, then you’ve come to the right place....
French painter Francois Boucher famously proclaimed that “Nature is too green and...
It doesn’t get much better than a Bachelor-art-history mashup.Hopefully you caught...
It’s March Madness and while many fans obsess over their carefully-designed...
But, if your entire instagram feed is of your duck-lipped face you might wanna slow...
Sofonisba Anguissola was one of the first female artists to gain international...
Lock-picking mastermind with impeccable literary taste. STORY TIME...
You can be part of it right now with the opening of the groundbreaking...
Sartle Team members from near and far tore themselves from their laptops and...
Thanks to this Creators Project blog by Emerson Rosenthal, I learned I can finally...
Bigger, Badder, and More Realistic If you like hot bods, ugly babies, and...
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This cult ‘90s movie made a lasting impression, inspiring terrifying fashion trends...
The only occasions when horror films seem to garner an ounce of respect, is when...
Sexism and misogyny were rampant throughout the 20th century in basically...
Going to see the Obama Portraits has been described as a secular pilgrimage.
To me, Valentine’s Day is a day to shout ‘LOVE!’ from the rooftops....
Rejoice comic book lovers! September 25th is National Comic Book Day (...
Camille Claudel is known for her narrative bronze and marble sculptures. She...
