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Fair warning: if you do not want to hear my incessant ramblings about how glorious...
growing up fast
Cowboys and Leathergirls
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
Just a martyr girl gang
To show how far this game of telephone that we call “St. Patrick’s Day” has gone, I...
Before we begin, let’s take a page out of Jan Steen’s book.
Shoplifter, electroshock therapy survivor, proverbial everywoman
#MeToo circa 1600
Beauty is the brains
There are a lot of reasons to be upset recently. The changing political climate,...
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Let some of the most romantic artist couples of all time inspire your LOVE this...
Whether your mom is dazzled by the Impressionists or, like mine, is...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
Yes, you read that right. And why shouldn’t we celebrate the porcelain ...
It’s Kiss a Ginger day and we’re kicking off the day by celebrating...
Tania and I were desperate for a “day” off and decided a tour of the mid-west was...
We celebrate a lot of holidays centered around excess in this country; we...
Valentine’s Day can be a polarizing holiday. Romantic folk, like my roommate...
It’s International Cat Day! Prepare yourselves for a doctorate-level...
At Sartle, we choo-choo-choose you! Saying I’m not a big fan of corporate holidays...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Meet me in St. Louis, Louis!
Refused to kill Christians but slayed in that outfit
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
Vincent Van Gogh once gave artists the following advice: “What is done in...
So get ready!
Life in the commune
Last year we provided you with some art-themed Valentines to give to your Valentine...
“You get what you get,” Sarah Lucas hurriedly blurts out when passed the nearly...
Source In Peter H. Reynolds’s children’s book The Dot, a young child...
The patron saint of orgasms
Rejoice comic book lovers! September 25th is National Comic Book Day (...
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Because screw your cultural norms
BDSM much?
Waity Katie no more!
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
SOURCEThe brand spankin’ new redesign has haters, sure, but we think it’s seven...
Takaya Miou, Love Thyself. Courtesy of the Honolulu Museum of Art. The...
If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
Behind every famous artist is a fine feline, history tells us.Today, Team Sartle is...
A long-forgotten treasure from Baroque’s leading lady
Original pieces from 942 can still be seen
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
Today is #MuseumSelfie Day! That means that today, you don’t have to fight your...
Unfinished business
Witch orgy prep
Well here we are–it’s the end of a franchise an era. The last Hunger Games...
Another March has come and gone. If you’ve been saving up Sartle posts all month...
There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
I'm here for my mud wrap and mani/pedi
Do I make you horny baa-baa?
Matthew 19:21
George, George, George of the Dragon
Last of the lead white
X marx the spot
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
This week we have The Temptation of Saint Anthony by Salvador Dali, housed in the...
Stiff upper lip
Bad weather, good painting
“I've been everywhere, man...”
Footloose in French Polynesia
If you’re getting married and you love art, then you’ve come to the right place....
Claude Monet, The Japanese Footbridge, 1899, National Gallery of Art, Washington D....
Whether you’re new to art or an old hand, Edinburgh is an incredible place for an...
Paul was a bit of a horndog
A really, really bad trip
Who doesn't love a good old-fashioned decapitation?
Sister martyr
Stood her ground til the gruesome end
Hunka hunka burnin' love
Got milk?
A healthy dose of Catholic guilt
But wait... there’s more!
Slumped from stigmata
Sh*t’s Escalating...
Monet paints choo choo trains
Should've paid the ransom!
His brother's keeper
February 2016 marks the opening of Vigee Le Brun: Woman Artist in Revolutionary...
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
I come bearing gifts of flowers and revolution
Second track in PBtheE's seasons album
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
T for Tony
Perks of being a tax collector
Aim for the heart
a sweet escape
Cleaning dramaaa
There’s no “i” in team
Not my idea of ecstasy
Baby before the Baptist
Not quite Game of Thrones
Van Gogh’s Strange Addiction
Shoot first, ask questions later
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
Jesus butts in on the devil's business
They both cleaned up nicely, considering...
Freud’s favorite painting
Boobs held high
Cézanne's remix
March means Easter, and we all know that Easter means chocolate eggs, cute lil’...
Lambs can be kept as pets, who knew?
Saint Selfie
Why is there a meat cleaver in my head?
Do the locomotion with me
A psalm of blood and milk
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
Pre-bullets in the neck
Not every rose has its thorn, apparently
If ya can't sell it, break it
Enter Trivium Art History Project. Our friends at Trivium are creating a cathedral...
To me, Valentine’s Day is a day to shout ‘LOVE!’ from the rooftops....
Scorsese’s ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ got us thinking: who did people turn to for...
Self-portraits go way back and for good reason. As the author of 55 of them, Frida...
The post-World War II period of the late 1940s to 1950s onward saw not only just a...
Claire Foy as Elizabeth II in The Crown.This month, while most Americans were glued...
Of all the Christmas traditions this time of the year, Santa Claus is...
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
sourceThe Man in the High Castle season 2, your next online TV addiction after The...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
“We thought the best way to help people understand Van Gogh’s life was to...
Seated Woman by Henri MatisseIn happy art news, a painting stolen from renowned art...
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
Thrill Murray by Mike Coley. 2013. Never miss a chance to ride the coattails of...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
Two years ago, the Fine Arts Museums of San Francisco put on a show...
It’s that time of year again, folks. Time to think up some creative present...
Ever wondered about Marie Antoinette’s penchant for roses? Or why Frida Kahlo liked...
In Ezra Koenig’s new Netflix anime series, Neo Yokio, a demon enters the...
A painter's lost dream on antiquity
Everything you thought you knew is wrong! OK, maybe not everything … Gravity...
Jules Tavernier’s representations of the Elem Pomo culture might be over one...
Last Thursday evening I had the pleasure of attending an action-packed (!)...
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
John as Jack as Joker. I’m obsessed with John Malkovich so imagine my...
If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
If Kanye wants to be like Pablo, we can make that happen.Say what you want about...
Today’s the day that we celebrate some Italian guy who got into a boat and (...
“For me, a landscape does not exist in its own right, since its appearance changes...
In 2011, the United Nations declared that July 30 would forever be known as the...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
It’s cool Schmidt, we don’t know what kids are up to these days either. If your kid...
Christopher Columbus was not the man your grade school teachers told you about...
Detail from La Città Nuova (The New City) by Antonio Sant’...
Everyone loves a good heist movie, especially when the leading man is a hunk. But...
Portrait of Alexander Hamilton by John Trumbull at Washington University Law...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
From The Story of Nastagio degli Onesti (Part I) by Sandro Botticelli in the Prado.
Thalassophile: (noun) lover of the sea; one who feels safe or...
When the United States forcefully opened Japan to foreign trade,...
How do you like your museums? I’ll take mine with some fun, sass, and a side of...
As fans of looking closely and spending quality time with images, it’s no...
Last week, our across-the-way pal Gallery 308 opened for its inaugural exhibition,...
Last known painting of Manet's favorite model
By the way, for every picture posted on various social media platforms and tagged...
The San Francisco Center for the Book (SFCB) is a magically inspiring art haven...
As we approach the one-year anniversary of COVID lockdown in San Francisco,...
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
Picture this: the glittering heights of Second Empire France and...
PUPPPPPPPPYYYY!!!! Sorry, no puppies in boxes this year, but perhaps a...
Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
Well folks, it's that time of year again. The sun is high in the sky and...
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
They’re coming for your books. Biblioclasm is the practice of...
Marisol Escobar was a beautiful, talented, peculiar it-girl with a knack for...
Just as good as her hubby, if not better!
Drop trou and pick up your trowels people, because tomorrow is officially World...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
Remember back to the 2016 election when womxn’s hearts across the nation felt...
Drunk in love we be all nightAnyway, we made a quiz on Buzzfeed and it’s...
Once Punched a Skeleton
Happy International Selfie Day! Thanks to DJ Rick McNeely - of Fishbowl...
Almost as soon as the city shut down in the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic,...
The MoAD exhibit, titled “Thread for a Web Begun," is Zangewa’s first solo...
Tarantism (n.): a psychological condition characterized by an...
Scottish sculptor, graphic artist, philanthropist and feigned madman. Also saw the...
Andy Warhol. Self-Portrait with Skull, 1977. When I think of Andy Warhol, it’s all...
Yes, Carol, we will visit you this Sunday because it is the 2016 Oscars and we...
You may think Earth Day isn’t that exciting…Artists have been inspired by...
This post is serving as a PSA to remind you to call yer mother, because Sunday is...
All the terrible stuff in the news lately has got us down. And no one understands a...
The lighting crew of the Palace deserve a huge round of applause, the architecture...
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
You can be part of it right now with the opening of the groundbreaking...
We're outing Hayao Miyazaki as an art nerd. Ok, it’s maybe not the biggest...
Hear ye, hear ye: “Miss Piggy to receive feminist award,” squeals girl power blog...
Mona Lisa confirmed to be Trump’s ancestor after conservationists find...
It’s probably because artists don’t have the burden of a 9-5 gig. I mean, not only...
Mel Brimfield, This is Performance Art, 2011, C-print Ah, performance artists...
RSAP has a great message. Sure, they get a little hyperbolic about just how much...
MuseumHack, an energetic bunch of nerds famous for giving the world’s...
If you’ve ever carried something cumbersome and metal in a narrow space (say,...
Bigger, Badder, and More Realistic If you like hot bods, ugly babies, and...
One very not cool thing about the Met: it’s on half of the planet’s short-list...
This week, behold Pablo Picasso’s Le Rêve (The Dream).
This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
The Fourth of July is soon approaching and there is no one better to emulate...
Last year, Sartle sponsored a panel at Art Market San Francisco– See Art...
Baroque art started because the Catholics got all jealous that people were...
Norman Rockwell is without question one of the artists most...
Last Saturday, while making my way through a frenzy of de Young Museum...
Renaissance is a French word meaning ‘rebirth’, and in this case, it refers...
Nothing beats having a brother. Knowing you have a partner in crime is essential in...
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
Ironically, the Degenerate Art Show was a wildly popular, and there were lines at...
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
Gustav Klimt and his Viennese beauties come to us via the Legion...
This year de Stijl turns 100! A glorious year for primary color...
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
Vincent van Gogh, The Yellow House, 1888, Van Gogh Museum....
Pictures of beaches, fancy dinners, and people “exercising” aside, I’m...
Mannerism is the -ism that followed the sophisticated High Renaissance and...
Aptly titled “The Hangover” by Henri de Toulouse-LautrecAs I sit here typing,...
A gamer I am not, but a Pokémon trainer I am.The one and only gaming console I have...
Since it opened in 1871, the San Francisco Art Institute has become an...
In California Chrome’s bid to win the Triple Crown (would’ve been the...
No need for art galleries when your closet is your own personal museum and the...
Our Sartle glasses came! We were so excited to try them on but the puggies got to...
Sartle Team members from near and far tore themselves from their laptops and...
Jasper is judging you for not following us. Our second monthly get together...
French painter Francois Boucher famously proclaimed that “Nature is too green and...
Every night with you is a Starry Night, Valentine. (By Vincent van Gogh at the...
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
Rococ-oh myyyyy! It looks like a little bit of seduction has arrived...
Here KitchenAid uses a Gustav Klimt inspired lady to show how food is art.
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
The newest exhibition at the Asian Art Museum advertises itself as an engagement of...
With recent exhibits on topics ranging from the Manga of Japanese artist Takaya...
This cult ‘90s movie made a lasting impression, inspiring terrifying fashion trends...
The Baroque is a strange and wonderful movement that was created and marketed...
Pumpkins are everywhere this season. On our doorsteps, in our coffee, in every...
Please join us (and everybody else) February 7, 2014 at noon in the Florence Gould...
If you think the art world is full of sophisticated blue bloods standing around...
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
Jessica recently let us know that she’d found some of Sartle’s work on Hieronymus...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
The Kiss is all I’ve ever wanted from you, Valentine. (By Gustav Klimt at the...
Portrait of Giovanni de’ Medici as a Child by Bronzino at the Uffizi...
Ooooh yeah, time for prezzies! Art history lovers are all about human...
First of all, I clearly had no idea what I was talking about, because there is tons...
This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
One of the best things about the art world is simply how surprising it...
The Sartle team is beyond thrilled to be flying up to Portland today to visit the...
Woman with a Parasol - Madame Monet and Her Son by Claude Monet at the National...
Put on your bowler hat and take a trip to Magritte’s world....
Alexander the Great and Campaspe in the Studio of Apelles by Giovanni Battista...
Technology is not neutral. That is the theme that reverberates throughout this...
The new and improved San Francisco Museum of Modern Art (SFMOMA) reopened on May...
Monet: The Early Years gives visitors the chance to track the artist’s growth...
People Magazine has decided Blake Shelton is the “2017 Sexiest Man Alive”...
One way to look at all art is through the lens of design. All art uses...
Electronic Superhighway: Continental U.S., Alaska, Hawaii by Nam June Paik
Baseball at Night by Morris Kantor at the Smithsonian American Art Museum
The artistic collaboration between Kanye West and George Condo is akin to that...
What is a garden? Artist Cathy Lu explores this surprisingly multi-faceted concept...
(L-R: Tania Houtzager, Ethan Angelica, Erica Gangsei, and Salvador Acevedo)Sartle...
Reading Le Figaro by Mary Cassatt, 1883. Private CollectionSometimes you just need...
I’m not saying Hamilton the Musical saved Alexander Hamilton’s face from getting...
