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Promoter, businessman, married a porn star more famous than him
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
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The Four Elements: Fire, Water and Earth, Air by Adolf Ziegler at the Gallery of...
Alcoholic womanizer who came to the US on a freight ship
Yay! It’s time for my fellow Aries babies, born between March 20 to April 20 we’re...
Provocative painter, all-around survivor
made the royals pretty
After a deep investigation, Team Sartle has discovered the infamous, elusive, great...
Tough friend' yet romantic
Loved a storm
Not your general idiot
Scoffed at the nouveau riche, had a soft spot for wayward kids and pugs
Slow your roll
Precocious
Lovely sketch, sketchy love
Not a Raphael fan
Less than almost famous
Eternally honored at Madame Tussaud’s
Yes We Ashcan
I hear dead people
Popular amongst those who frequent Renaissance Faires.
Hawaiian love story
Cooler than Lancelot
Hated Picasso
Almost destroyed by one sick puppy
Does that come with a pickle?
Just as good as her hubby, if not better!
All Children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once one grows up...
I never paint dreams or nightmares. I paint my own reality. - Frida Kahlo I...
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci
Hated the Eiffel Tower
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
There is no must in art because art is free. - Wassily KandinskyI don’t do...
I would like to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
Da nun...da nun...danun danun danunnn
...but is it porn? If it's porn, it's scary porn
He fought the law and the law won
Showing a complicated life
All porn stars go to heaven
Watch now
Hulk smash...keys
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van...
Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
Ambitious and driven or greedy?
As quickly as it appeared, the Google Arts and Culture app has disappeared from...
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Artist Biopics - Part One: March 7
PYT was actually about Bubbles the Chimp
Blobby woman parts galore
Dutch bad boy at the height of his American Dream
A pretty freeway
Here is Marina Abramović’s Portrait with Scorpion (2005) We’re celebrating our...
Fish (Still Life), 1864. By Édouard Manet at the Art Institute of ChicagoHappy...
The Young Bull by Paulus Potter at the MauritshuisLike a classic Taurus, I’m a bit...
Today’s the day that we celebrate some Italian guy who got into a boat and (...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau at Museum of Modern ArtHappy, happy birthday...
Monogram by Robert Rauschenberg at the Museum of Modern Art Stockholm Here’s to our...
Happy birthday to you vestal virgins who bring loyalty, hard work ethics,...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
Happy birthday to our well-balanced Libras! Some would say the following artists...
The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo at the Museum of Modern Art Mexico
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
Whodunnit??
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
Thalassophile: (noun) lover of the sea; one who feels safe or...
That eternal postman always rings twice, even for famous artists. Here are some...
Now you see it, now you don't
Figurative expressionism fit for the POTUS
Hillary Clinton saw it and said #relatable
Before we begin, let’s take a page out of Jan Steen’s book.
The United States in the 1940s and 1950s must not have been a fun time to be a...
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
Feminist art theory emerged in the 60s in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement...
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
Inspired by Keats's grave
YBAs are so fetch. Once upon a time in the 1980s, London was...
Man vs. Nature
Apple, dearie?
playas gonna play
Damn it Susan, let me get my pants on ok
Drinks before dinner?
No more tacky inspirational Martin Luther King Jr. quotes about how he had a...
Behind every famous artist is a fine feline, history tells us.Today, Team Sartle is...
On my latest trip to the “BIG APPLE” (I heard that’s what real New Yorkers call it...
Jeff Koons’ Pink Panther at the MOMA is clearly a maleBut at Sochi he is now...
Stone Age sisters doin’ it for themselves
Like, Totally Rad Art Dude
An ancient dick pic
Work of hot air
Portraits of Belleville
Kim K. has nothing on Courbet
Damn, I look good
Build like the Egyptians
Advertise your god-complex
Where will you be when the plague hits?
Sir Talks-a-lot
Ahoy, Cap'n!
A painter's lost dream on antiquity
Not just for Adam and Eve
Stairway to heaven
Maybe this will work
You've caught my soul!
For those flea-furry fetish fantasies
Take a gander at this vice
It's not what you think
Seeing red
Think of Romanticism as the emo kids of the 19th century. While...
To me, Valentine’s Day is a day to shout ‘LOVE!’ from the rooftops....
You may think Earth Day isn’t that exciting…Artists have been inspired by...
Real Housewives of Paris
He's a little young for fetish play
Pretty but kind of boring
*deep existential sigh*
Bringing the inside out
The only good reason to join a cult
These serpents made hiss-tory
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
Not to be confused with deliciously hipster lager Can you even...
Autumn is fast upon us, and you know what that means! Warm beverage season is...
Let some of the most romantic artist couples of all time inspire your LOVE this...
Vincent Van Gogh once gave artists the following advice: “What is done in...
Proving since 1965 that drugs can make anything fun!
Colossally romantic
Hogarth was all about that pug life
Looks painful
Born from some bloody balls
P-p-p-poker Face, P-p-p-poker Face
Freud was involved
When his morals just don't measure up
Witch, please
yet another suicidal pre-raphaelite maiden
Has nothing to do with onions
That moment when you realize adultery is bad
Self love taken too far
These dresses aren't hiding anything
The face of romance
Oh so romantic
This is the last one, I promise. *gunshot*
Important information for Americans!
A Heartbreaking Work of Academic Genius
Little pig's tail
Hard cider is good
He should have used my violin
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
Do you really think artists like Jackson Pollock and Willem de Kooning ...
We do! But carving is a whole other story… Last year, we summoned some dead...
Check out our earlier post of nip slips through art history.Miley Cyrus has become...
Mental health issues restrict an artist’s ability to create. But, art can also...
Schizophrenia is that disease that everyone associates with “hearing voices.” There...
So we did what anyone would do and ushered them into the conference room and then...
Oh shit!
Sexism sucks
No days off
Go ahead and take a peek
Another nude, Gerome?
Have you met San Francisco’s most famous citizen, Karl? Karl the FOG, that...
Like a real-life Hidalgo!
Tom comes into some money and ditches his girl
Sunlight and cash both flow on Tom's morning routine
Not just Tom's spirits are lifted at the brothel
Who'll be there to bail you out?
We ain't saying he's a gold digger...but Hogarth is
Pretty rough punishment for debt
And we thought hanging chads were bad
Women and children first
A Wiley by any other name would be just as mind blowing
Etch a sketch
The Presidency got kinky
It's called acting
Cut him off!
Drop trou and pick up your trowels people, because tomorrow is officially World...
Rejoice comic book lovers! September 25th is National Comic Book Day (...
It’s March Madness and while many fans obsess over their carefully-designed...
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
Depression is one of the most prevalent mental health issues in the world, so...
Depression is a nasty condition. Most of the time it leaves you feeling...
Sweet summer is on the horizon and here at the Sartle office we’re already making...
Wearing a vest of many colors
I Spy: Lichtenstein edition
This Wednesday, Sartle is crushing on some serious babes. We’re talking Lily...
The political circus indeed
Seems like everyone's got a hand in the pot
This town is out of control
Build a bridge and get over it
Don't be such a nut
Everything you thought you knew is wrong! OK, maybe not everything … Gravity...
The past is female
This exhibit is going to blow you away. You may be so moved by its...
Can’t touch this
Three guys walk into a bar...
T-Swift’s new music video for Bad Blood is amaaaazing. As huge fans of kick-ass...
Andy Warhol called her “the first girl artist with glamour.” A random admirer said...
The Sartle team is beyond thrilled to be flying up to Portland today to visit the...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
What this is however is a really awesome meme we can’t wait to implement. I put my...
Shades of Black
A tender moment before mass murder
Highly disturbing
Marriage gone wrong
Stank face
This cult ‘90s movie made a lasting impression, inspiring terrifying fashion trends...
By the way, for every picture posted on various social media platforms and tagged...
From The Story of Nastagio degli Onesti (Part I) by Sandro Botticelli in the Prado.
Great not just because it was produced by a woman
*** SPOILER ALERT*** Haven’t watched s01 & s02 or read the secret diary? You...
The immortal Zsa Zsa Gabor.We recently brought you zany quotes from Hollywood...
An unfortunate moral dilemma…
An innocent red dot
The only occasions when horror films seem to garner an ounce of respect, is when...
The Rembrandt of the video age
One of the best things about the art world is simply how surprising it...
Fashion Alert! Harajuku girls invade Hawaii! The Honolulu Museum of...
He's wicked...wicked hot
This film serves as a visual sketch of a man’s life that leaves the audience...
We live in a cultural climate that defines things along High School Musical-esque...
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
Fall fashion events around the world have strutted to a close in Paris and I’m left...
Whaam! Boom! Pow! Turns out all the superheroes we love and the...
Untitled, 1986 Walking through the Rosie Lee Tompkins exhibit that just...
Image: Fred W. McDarrah/ The Village VoiceJohn Perreault, an artist, critic and...
We’re drooling over this clever shirt featuring our favorite crime-fighting...
It’s cool Schmidt, we don’t know what kids are up to these days either. If your kid...
Obsessed with calligraphy
Eli and Edythe Broad are two of America’s top rock star philanthropists. You may...
Marisol Escobar was a beautiful, talented, peculiar it-girl with a knack for...
Disclaimer: This article contains amazon affiliate links. Can any biographer...
…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
If you’ve ever carried something cumbersome and metal in a narrow space (say,...
Mickalene Thomas, Sista Sista Lady Blue, 2007, San Francisco Museum of Modern Art...
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
February 2016 marks the opening of Vigee Le Brun: Woman Artist in Revolutionary...
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
Welsh model/reality TV star Imogen Thomas sparked a Twitter war over her...
In the predominantly European dudeified world of architecture, Maya Lin always knew...
The San Francisco Center for the Book (SFCB) is a magically inspiring art haven...
It’s International Cat Day! Prepare yourselves for a doctorate-level...
Ooooh yeah, time for prezzies! Art history lovers are all about human...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
…and here they are again, looking Bond-ish…
Sexism and misogyny were rampant throughout the 20th century in basically...
Leonor Fini was an artist of her own self-fashioned Surrealism, known for her bold...
So get ready!
Loves ants
Camille Claudel is known for her narrative bronze and marble sculptures. She...
Ruth Asawa, San Francisco's favorite artist and most fervent advocate of...
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
Sofonisba Anguissola was one of the first female artists to gain international...
Modern art is experimental and innovative, as artists respond creatively to a world...
Hung Liu with her work Resident Alien in 1988 (credit) The...
Last Thursday evening I had the pleasure of attending an action-packed (!)...
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
When we left off in Part 1, we were certain of the inevitable end of Bey Z. To be...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
Ah New York City… Maybe you watched Friends and are enamored with brick...
Thomas Cole, The Oxbow, 1836 The Hudson River was a group of New York-based...
“The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more...
Halloween’s got something for everyone. There’s the best parties this side of New...
Sartle was invited to check out the de Young’s newest exhibition, “The Summer of...
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
Is there a name more iconic than Guggenheim? Most of us are likely familiar...
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
Lord of the Rings fans, grab your party hats and your wizard staffs...
SOURCEThe brand spankin’ new redesign has haters, sure, but we think it’s seven...
All the terrible stuff in the news lately has got us down. And no one understands a...
Don’t worry if everyone says STEM is the only field hiring and that a liberal arts...
The holidays are here! Whether you celebrate this time in church, temple, around a...
It’s a cold and foggy day at Sartle HQ and we’re channeling Ginevra here…...
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
People Magazine has decided Blake Shelton is the “2017 Sexiest Man Alive”...
Picture this: the glittering heights of Second Empire France and...
…and five epic Oscar losses. But he’s finally done it! Here’s how:
Game of Thrones premiered last week, and accordingly, I’ve continued our series of...
It’s June again (the onset of wedding season), so I’m reviving Sarah's...
An art bromance or something more? Land art celebrity and hippie...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
Pronunciation: /byo͞oˈkälik/
Andy Warhol. Self-Portrait with Skull, 1977. When I think of Andy Warhol, it’s all...
If you think modern artists were the only dames done wrong, then you’ve got...
Since so many social media sites like to block the following images I encourage you...
The neighborhood of Harlem in New York City is home to many great things –...
Drunk in love we be all nightAnyway, we made a quiz on Buzzfeed and it’s...
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
We're outing Hayao Miyazaki as an art nerd. Ok, it’s maybe not the biggest...
We didn’t think anything could top Beyoncé’s Formation video until we watched her...
Last Friday night’s grand opening at Embark Gallery was a true show-stopper for the...
2020 was more static than usual, and you may not have been able to see as much art...
Whether you’re new to art or an old hand, Edinburgh is an incredible place for an...
This week, the world bade a tearful goodbye to comic giant and beloved childhood...
Little backstory for the gentiles: Purim is basically the Jewish Halloween. We...
Sometime between using the “1-Click” function on Amazon, buying groceries at...
Enter Trivium Art History Project. Our friends at Trivium are creating a cathedral...
Mel Brimfield, This is Performance Art, 2011, C-print Ah, performance artists...
Yea, that's his real name
Fair warning: if you do not want to hear my incessant ramblings about how glorious...
The Crown Season 2 premieres December 8 on Netflix and it couldn’t be more...
Reynolda House Museum of American Art is one of our Nation’s most venerable...
Great beard, better art
Everyone loves a good heist movie, especially when the leading man is a hunk. But...
Loves TV, hates men.
The better to hear you with, my dear
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
You think you know, but you have no idea.
Critics call him “Modernism’s Evel Knievel.”
Bodhisattva of the art world
Extreme performance artist
Renaissance woman
A feast for the senses
Yes, Carol, we will visit you this Sunday because it is the 2016 Oscars and we...
Classic cosplay
The art world’s very own Cruella De Vil
Isamu Noguchi by Winold Reiss at the National Portrait Gallery (Washington)
Barbed wire hula hoop dancer
Capitalizes on our compulsions...and our anxieties
Crusader for vaginas around the world
Queer of all trades
Rebel with plenty of cause