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With Christmas just around the corner, we’ve decided to take a closer look at five...
Of all the Christmas traditions this time of the year, Santa Claus is...
The term “Post-Impressionism” was first used in 1910 by the English art...
Jessica recently let us know that she’d found some of Sartle’s work on Hieronymus...
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
The holidays are here! Whether you celebrate this time in church, temple, around a...
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This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
That 1970s vibe
Glass half full kinda gal
America, hell yeah!
Hypochondriac, loved prostitutes and women generally, tolerated male patrons only for their money
Showed one of his female students how the male pelvis works
Started as an acrobat!
An artist so uncontroversial, even his portrait is in black and white.
A literal hellscape
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
Beaucoup Bones
An ode to mustard ice cream
Everyone loves a good heist movie, especially when the leading man is a hunk. But...
Hard drinking, homophobic, thought museum curators were pansies
Summer, the most idyllic of times for the beloved cross-country American ramble, is...
Have a holly jolly Christmas
Marry museum director, place portrait in museum = success
Recently, millionaire real estate magnate Tim Gurner gave some helpful advice to...
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…and here they are again, looking Bond-ish…
Half a babe is still a babe in our book
Remember when iconic shoe lover Carrie Bradshaw leaned in to look at a pair of...
As if I didn't love this show enough (critics of later seasons be damned!),...
The only occasions when horror films seem to garner an ounce of respect, is when...
Mining doesn’t cause death
Melania Trump's five-day, four country solo trip came to an end on Sunday...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
Why wear gym shorts?
No homo!
Dude, I feel totally sublime
Enjoy the view
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
Despite our recent efforts to do right by “The Donald” by generously drafting up a...
Well folks, it's that time of year again. The sun is high in the sky and...
Animal Crossing is a peaceful escape into a world where tedious routine becomes fun...
Baroque art started because the Catholics got all jealous that people were...
The creepy old guy is Benton being honest about being a creepy old guy
Good times
Token of a troubled bromance
Bad prez
Designed by a sculptor, built by a slave
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Not sad, just blue
Sir Talks-a-lot
Tribute to a Dutch painter
Paradise but dramatic
His passion...
He had an eye for music (and nudity...)
A smorgasbord of structures
Dinner with a view (for the eagle)
The doctor is in
Welcome to Part Four, the grande finale of the epic Sartle Remix for The Life of...
We’re at the final book here in the trilogy, and because we’re going by book and...
Downton Abbey lookin' mofo
Mary should have her own E! True Hollywood Story
Cinderelly Cinderelly
Benton's ode to the life he never had
Black Girl Magic
A classic conversation piece
Playing dress up
The face of romance
Real recognize real
Pimp my wagon
He left the cat for last
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Last week, our across-the-way pal Gallery 308 opened for its inaugural exhibition,...
Are you tired of eating the same iteration of meat, potatoes, and casserole every...
Bringin' sexy back
“Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.”
When a landscape artist is commissioned to paint a religious scene
Nature, space travel, blocks-- it’s got everything
Row, row, row your boat
“I've been everywhere, man...”
Ctrl+X: “industrialism”
Hey, Sista Sista
It's the end of October, which can only mean one thing: Sartle's annual Pumpkin...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
Ah New York City… Maybe you watched Friends and are enamored with brick...
Last week, Sartle was invited to the Director’s Breakfast at the de Young...
Little backstory for the gentiles: Purim is basically the Jewish Halloween. We...
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
Don’t worry, no one slipped some acid into your drink earlier, but if they did, you...
Troublemaker!
Painting the patron
Thomas Cole, The Oxbow, 1836 The Hudson River was a group of New York-based...
Gertrude Stein was an American author, known for her Paris salon of writers and...
The Fourth of July is soon approaching and there is no one better to emulate...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Bigger, Badder, and More Realistic If you like hot bods, ugly babies, and...
From the walls of the world’s great museums, to the dusky halls of the stately...
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
Halloween’s got something for everyone. There’s the best parties this side of New...
Ever wondered about Marie Antoinette’s penchant for roses? Or why Frida Kahlo liked...
July 17th will be the 60th Anniversary of Disneyland’s Opening Day! As a kid, I...
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
We didn’t think anything could top Beyoncé’s Formation video until we watched her...
A Little Taste Outside of Love by Mickalene Thomas at the Brooklyn Museum
Captain Thomas Lee wants to know: who needs pants when you’ve got gams like...
Whether you paced yourself or binged the entire new season of the...
When people talk about “realism” in art, they are typically referring to one...
“The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more...
You’ve been sitting at home in your sweatpants in the dark for days, binge-watching...
Togas are a classic I-forgot-to-buy-a-costume costume, requiring just a white...
Reynolda House Museum of American Art is one of our Nation’s most venerable...
“No one will even see it…”
The Earl goes bankrupt on art
Last Saturday, while making my way through a frenzy of de Young Museum...
In her seminal 1985 novel, The Handmaid’s Tale, Margaret Atwood paints a...
Portrait of Captain Thomas Lee by Marcus Gheeraerts II at the Tate Britain
Nothing beats having a brother. Knowing you have a partner in crime is essential in...
Happy Halloween! Since this is the season of zombies, vampires and ghosts...
Norman Rockwell is without question one of the artists most...
So get ready!
Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
Not at all like Greys Anatomy
October has arrived! This is by far my favorite month of the year. October marks a...
Unlike so many of the countless women artists cast aside by art history, Berthe...
Nude lips have been killing it extra hard for at least the past year, and even...
As fans of looking closely and spending quality time with images, it’s no...
Getting to the Chichu Museum in Naoshima like... The Chichu...
My name is Silke, the newest contributor here at Sartle. It took me way too long to...
An art bromance or something more? Land art celebrity and hippie...
May the force be with you.So I don’t know about you guys, but I know A LOT of...
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
The artistic collaboration between Kanye West and George Condo is akin to that...
If sexy Vermeer isn’t really working for ya, but you still want to rock the most...
As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
Feminist art theory emerged in the 60s in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement...
Picture this: the glittering heights of Second Empire France and...
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau at Museum of Modern ArtHappy, happy birthday...
As the holidays approach and merrymaking intensifies, the pressure to...
The Young Bull by Paulus Potter at the MauritshuisLike a classic Taurus, I’m a bit...
It doesn’t get much better than a Bachelor-art-history mashup.Hopefully you caught...
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! By the way, did you know your turkey is...
Starting February 27th and running until July 21, 2019, the Berkeley Art...
The Baroque is a strange and wonderful movement that was created and marketed...
Everything you thought you knew is wrong! OK, maybe not everything … Gravity...
If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
This week we’re looking at a classic: Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci, housed in the...
Whether your mom is dazzled by the Impressionists or, like mine, is...
Whaam! Boom! Pow! Turns out all the superheroes we love and the...
Claire Foy as Elizabeth II in The Crown.This month, while most Americans were glued...
Yay! It’s time for my fellow Aries babies, born between March 20 to April 20 we’re...
The Legion of Honor's new exhibit Gods in Color: Polychromy in the...
February 2016 marks the opening of Vigee Le Brun: Woman Artist in Revolutionary...
Marisol Escobar was a beautiful, talented, peculiar it-girl with a knack for...
The Crown Season 2 premieres December 8 on Netflix and it couldn’t be more...
If you think modern artists were the only dames done wrong, then you’ve got...
“We thought the best way to help people understand Van Gogh’s life was to...
On my latest trip to the “BIG APPLE” (I heard that’s what real New Yorkers call it...
This week we’re looking at a piece of art that we all know from our freshman year:...
What most people think they know about Marie Antoinette could fill...
This music video by Hold Your Horses! is a great way for you to spread your...
(Source: Aniplex) In Delightworks's mobile game Fate Grand...
You wouldn’t expect to uncover a spiritual path in the halls of a museum, but the...
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
Earlier this summer, San Franciscans traded in their usual boho chic to revel in...
Surrealism was the natural next step after the fluster-cuck that was Cubism. It...
So here we are with the second part of our story, Catching Fire. When we left...
We’ve all seen American Gothic, or heard the title at the very least. It’s the...
When the United States forcefully opened Japan to foreign trade,...
Detail from La Città Nuova (The New City) by Antonio Sant’...
We love you BoJack!BoJack Horseman is the best show on Netflix right now and season...
This video of kids reacting to a rotary phone has us simultaneously laughing at how...
Flaming June by Frederic Leighton at the Ponce Museum of Art
SOURCEThe brand spankin’ new redesign has haters, sure, but we think it’s seven...
If you want to get an eye-catching art history inspired tattoo, look no...
Who you calling a degenerate? When we say “degenerate” in art history, we...
Technology is not neutral. That is the theme that reverberates throughout this...
First of all, I clearly had no idea what I was talking about, because there is tons...
Mickalene Thomas, Sista Sista Lady Blue, 2007, San Francisco Museum of Modern Art...
Fair warning: if you do not want to hear my incessant ramblings about how glorious...
That eternal postman always rings twice, even for famous artists. Here are some...
Pictures of beaches, fancy dinners, and people “exercising” aside, I’m...
Crying Girl by Roy LichtensteinWelcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle...
With big changes by little hands come monstrous reactions rife with pungent...
There is no must in art because art is free. - Wassily KandinskyI don’t do...
Tarantism (n.): a psychological condition characterized by an...
Welsh model/reality TV star Imogen Thomas sparked a Twitter war over her...
Sexism and misogyny were rampant throughout the 20th century in basically...
We live in a cultural climate that defines things along High School Musical-esque...
Art will always be a medium of self-expression and experimentation. During the last...
Without further ado, we call this post’s drink the Figure with Meat Whiskey Neat ‘N...
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
It’s time to don your rainbow attire because June is gay pride month! While many of...
All Children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once one grows up...
This week, the world bade a tearful goodbye to comic giant and beloved childhood...
He got very Close
Precocious
(L-R: Tania Houtzager, Ethan Angelica, Erica Gangsei, and Salvador Acevedo)Sartle...
“You get what you get,” Sarah Lucas hurriedly blurts out when passed the nearly...
In the beginning, there was darkness… Tohubohu, according to the Merriam-...
I never paint dreams or nightmares. I paint my own reality. - Frida Kahlo I...
As any rabid fan of Ru Paul's Drag Race will tell you, the competing queens are...
Source In Peter H. Reynolds’s children’s book The Dot, a young child...
Bow down, witches, ‘cus the Sartle team has carved the best jack-o-...
This week, behold Mark Rothko’s Orange, Red, Yellow.
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci
Christopher Columbus was not the man your grade school teachers told you about...
Andy Warhol. Self-Portrait with Skull, 1977. When I think of Andy Warhol, it’s all...
We do! But carving is a whole other story… Last year, we summoned some dead...
If COVID-19 quarantine has left you missing the museums that closed, disappointed...
(source) He may have been a tiny guy, but no one could’ve survived as many...
Munch to my lazy chagrin, I needn’t have gotten so creative with my cocktail. A...
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
In June and July we brought you the first two installments of our summer series, “...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
Fall fashion events around the world have strutted to a close in Paris and I’m left...
Is there a name more iconic than Guggenheim? Most of us are likely familiar...
And, with so much art (and art related fare) also available on those journeys, we...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
(Image from arunadsouza) Hide the boobies! In recent art news, Pablo Picasso’s The...
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
What makes a good movie great? A trip to the museum, that’s what. To...
I want YOU...to check out this new exhibit at the de Young. It’s called...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
There are a lot of reasons to be upset recently. The changing political climate,...
The Oscars are nigh, and the agents of cinematic fortune have gifted the world’s...
Yesterday, we presented you with 6 influential African American artists in art...
Autumn is fast upon us, and you know what that means! Warm beverage season is...
This week, behold Leonardo da Vinci’s Salvator Mundi.
French painter Francois Boucher famously proclaimed that “Nature is too green and...
Ruth Asawa, San Francisco's favorite artist and most fervent advocate of...
To me, Valentine’s Day is a day to shout ‘LOVE!’ from the rooftops....
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
Put on your bowler hat and take a trip to Magritte’s world....
Ahh, Versailles, the disgustingly opulent palace of French royals, and boy is it...
This week we have The Temptation of Saint Anthony by Salvador Dali, housed in the...
