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Legend has it that Goya’s first draft to this dining room centerpiece included...
Today we venture into hipster paradise, because this is a piece of art that...
Many of my reviews are based off of my experiences as a shih tzu skeptic, a middle...
Oh Banksy… I am not your biggest fan. Look, I don’t know what graffiti is...
Arnold Schwarzenegger by Robert Mapplethorpe at the Scottish National Gallery of...
Photo courtesy of Classical Art MemesThis past Sunday was the 88th Academy Awards...
One of the most controversial pieces in the art world, many consider this piece to...
This week we have The Temptation of Saint Anthony by Salvador Dali, housed in the...
Welcome back to Think Before You Ink, a series where we show the worst of the worst...
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
This week we have The Scream by Edvard Munch housed in the National Museum of Art,...
Artist Exposes genitals in Paris Museum StuntPerformance Artist Sits in From of...
This week we’re looking at a classic: Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci, housed in the...
We celebrate a lot of holidays centered around excess in this country; we...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
This week we start with a classic: Vincent Van Gogh’s The Starry Night, housed at...
Hey, I’m Maya! I started interning at Sartle a little over a month ago along with...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
French painter Francois Boucher famously proclaimed that “Nature is too green and...
To me, Valentine’s Day is a day to shout ‘LOVE!’ from the rooftops....
Halloween’s got something for everyone. There’s the best parties this side of New...
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
Understatement of the century
Mad Men, S.a.a.d City
Today is #MuseumSelfie Day! That means that today, you don’t have to fight your...
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This week we’re looking at a piece of art that we all know from our freshman year:...
This music video by Hold Your Horses! is a great way for you to spread your...
“We thought the best way to help people understand Van Gogh’s life was to...
Oops, my hand slipped. See the previous dino-invaded artworks and hold onto your...
Claustrophobics beware
What’s up Sartle people? We decided to be a little less mainstream this year and...
The lighting crew of the Palace deserve a huge round of applause, the architecture...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
(L-R Malala Yousafzai, a potato, and Yoko Ono)According to photographer Kevin...
It’s the circle of life and politics
A Wiley by any other name would be just as mind blowing
Check out this beaut! Here is the clearest photo we’ve ever had of Pluto, taken by...
In 2011, the United Nations declared that July 30 would forever be known as the...
You can fake a lot of things. Orgasms, boobs, degrees. And paintings, of course....
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
Feliz Cinco de Mayo! This is the day we remember the Mexican army’s 1862 victory...
Calling all cynical pessimists!
We do! But carving is a whole other story… Last year, we summoned some dead...
Ghosts above the city
Fair warning: if you do not want to hear my incessant ramblings about how glorious...
With that in mind, Sartle’s officially, if reluctantly, come to the decision that...
Graphic or 'libertine'?
Everyone likes a mysterious girl
Take your facial hair from bizarre to brilliant with these mustaches! Pieter...
All booked up
First of all, I clearly had no idea what I was talking about, because there is tons...
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
Fashion Alert! Harajuku girls invade Hawaii! The Honolulu Museum of...
RSAP has a great message. Sure, they get a little hyperbolic about just how much...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
The end of the world as we know it, but Kenny feels fine
The sweetest of portraits
Monument to a bromance
We’re at the final book here in the trilogy, and because we’re going by book and...
Painting and donors both make a big splash
Let me sit on your shoulders
Not for climbing
Makes your Spidey Sense tingle...but not in a good way
Feet are kind of her thing
An abyss that would make Nietzsche jealous
An MS Paint kinda day
So many bodily fluids
Semi-Homemade paintings
This little piggy went to the market...the stock market that is
Get your hands dirty
Not your average mummy
The longer you look…
What most people think they know about Marie Antoinette could fill...
How do you like your museums? I’ll take mine with some fun, sass, and a side of...
Gorilla warfare! Wait...
Trespassing & Tiaras
Welsh model/reality TV star Imogen Thomas sparked a Twitter war over her...
You're gunna get cut
Half suit of armor, half FABULOUS
Nut bags. I mean, net bags.
Skelly head
Tasty!
Mamma can you hear me?
Weems out
Debi just hit the wall
The awkward stencil
Not for the weak-hearted or the balding
Ed Gein's favorite artwork
We're not sure what's happening here
Cowboy take me away
The spiritual gunshow
What do you see?
Got milk?
Today, however, we got word straight outta Central Europe about a cool app in...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Varicose veins. They'll happen to you, too!
Hello, Darkness my old friend
The world's newest most expensive painting
Sex Reminds Her of Eating Spaghetti
Fancy birthday presents
The only thing scarier than a clown is Neel’s past
When doors attack
Blobby woman parts galore
A pretty freeway
Move over, Judith!
Good alternative to stargazing
The big Untitled
From one museum to another
What are you, chicken?
If you don’t get it, then you get it
Thanks Courbet, but Marshall’s got it from here
Body is a wonderland
Filmic Fabric of a People
“Help me, Obi-Wan Davinci. You’re my only hope.”
We live in a cultural climate that defines things along High School Musical-esque...
The fight over our genitals rages on
Not your average selfie
Cast yourself as a star!
OUCH
No boys allowed
Sexy Sci-Fi meets creepy cult
You da man Glenn Ligon
FIngerpainting taken to a whole new level
Rodney King's zeitgeist
It's ok to be king
Obama has his reasons for making fun of art history and it’s all this posts fault....
words of a griffin
Scripturient, adj.: having a strong urge to write.
With recent exhibits on topics ranging from the Manga of Japanese artist Takaya...
Untitled, 1986 Walking through the Rosie Lee Tompkins exhibit that just...
Whether your mom is dazzled by the Impressionists or, like mine, is...
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
We don't need to know the way home
New art in the windy city
Happy Lunar New Year everybody! All in all, Year of the Rooster has been...
An unfortunate moral dilemma…
Reynolda House Museum of American Art is one of our Nation’s most venerable...
Archist Series. Federico Babina. 2014 Small and want to live in a Damien Hirst...
In any fictional crime show, the detective walks into a scene full of chaos....
If COVID-19 quarantine has left you missing the museums that closed, disappointed...
It’s not that anyone did anything explicitly bad to Carmen Herrera. It’...
The party in full swing on the front lawn. Photo: Bahara Emami. This past month...
Too truisms
Sometime between using the “1-Click” function on Amazon, buying groceries at...
2020 was more static than usual, and you may not have been able to see as much art...
Ccontrary to social media’s endorsements, “liking” a photograph isn’t the same as...
This week, the world bade a tearful goodbye to comic giant and beloved childhood...
While we at Sartle fancy ourselves pioneers of art history humor, we know that for...
Whether you’re new to art or an old hand, Edinburgh is an incredible place for an...
This week, behold Leonardo da Vinci’s Salvator Mundi.
What does Red look like? Fire truck Red. A bright Red fire truck in a...
Mickalene Thomas, Sista Sista Lady Blue, 2007, San Francisco Museum of Modern Art...
And, with so much art (and art related fare) also available on those journeys, we...
On a beautiful Tuesday afternoon, John Cappetta and I made our merry way over...
Last Saturday, while making my way through a frenzy of de Young Museum...
As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
President Obama must still be getting flak from angry art historians over that...
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
Walk along the Water of Leith in Dunedin (also known as Edinburgh), following the...
An art bromance or something more? Land art celebrity and hippie...
We're outing Hayao Miyazaki as an art nerd. Ok, it’s maybe not the biggest...
This masterpiece of weird incestuous erotica is supposed to be a birth announcement...
Step into the 19th century French cafe for a sip of the green fairy this...
Mental health issues restrict an artist’s ability to create. But, art can also...
Minimalism was the art movement of many names – ABC Art, Object Art, Primary...
The lovely people at the Asian Art Museum in San Francisco recently invited...
Paolozzi as the god of art, fire, and other dangerous things? Photo by Ezinda...
Reading Le Figaro by Mary Cassatt, 1883. Private CollectionSometimes you just need...
The post-World War II period of the late 1940s to 1950s onward saw not only just a...
When we left off in Part 1, we were certain of the inevitable end of Bey Z. To be...
The one and only: Zsa Zsa GaborThis February would have marked the 100th birthday...
Whaam! Boom! Pow! Turns out all the superheroes we love and the...
Without further ado, we call this post’s drink the Figure with Meat Whiskey Neat ‘N...
Is there a name more iconic than Guggenheim? Most of us are likely familiar...
Don’t worry, no one slipped some acid into your drink earlier, but if they did, you...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
“For me, a landscape does not exist in its own right, since its appearance changes...
Dadaism was created with the intention of turning both the art world and the...
July 17th will be the 60th Anniversary of Disneyland’s Opening Day! As a kid, I...
We already love Vincent Van Gogh, but Loving Vincent made us love him even more...
It’s time to don your rainbow attire because June is gay pride month! While many of...
Recently, millionaire real estate magnate Tim Gurner gave some helpful advice to...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
In the final season of BoJack Horseman, paying attention to the art in the...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
Thrill Murray by Mike Coley. 2013. Never miss a chance to ride the coattails of...
Pictures of beaches, fancy dinners, and people “exercising” aside, I’m...
Source In Peter H. Reynolds’s children’s book The Dot, a young child...
So we did what anyone would do and ushered them into the conference room and then...
Before oil paint, European artists were at the mercy of eggs. That's because egg...
It’s probably because artists don’t have the burden of a 9-5 gig. I mean, not only...
San Francisco’s de Young Museum is a standout among other fine arts museums across...
This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
At what point do evil dictators shift from making art to collecting it? Well,...
Scottish sculptor, graphic artist, philanthropist and feigned madman. Also saw the...
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
The United States in the 1940s and 1950s must not have been a fun time to be a...
Kanye West received an honorary doctorate degree from the School of the Art...
(image via Phaidon)Put on your itsy-bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini and...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
If it weren’t for the Medici family, some of our favorite Renaissance artists...
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
Seated Woman by Henri MatisseIn happy art news, a painting stolen from renowned art...
Drunk in love we be all nightAnyway, we made a quiz on Buzzfeed and it’s...
“The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more...
Another March has come and gone. If you’ve been saving up Sartle posts all month...
Sexism and misogyny were rampant throughout the 20th century in basically...
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
People Magazine has decided Blake Shelton is the “2017 Sexiest Man Alive”...
As the holidays approach and merrymaking intensifies, the pressure to...
This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
Whether you paced yourself or binged the entire new season of the...
Misere is widespread depression caused specifically by the painful juxtaposition of...
Writing about boobs is one of our favorite jobs here at Sartle headquarters. While...
Mel Brimfield, This is Performance Art, 2011, C-print Ah, performance artists...
We are excited to announce that Sartle has created a trivia game, and it is now...
One must always wear proper headgear when going into sports battle.The Superbowl is...
Sweet summer is on the horizon and here at the Sartle office we’re already making...
Last year we provided you with some art-themed Valentines to give to your Valentine...
If you’re looking for a strange getaway to a tiny desert island of...
As a staple in the seasonal meme circuit, Freedom from Want by Norman Rockwell...
Takaya Miou, Love Thyself. Courtesy of the Honolulu Museum of Art. The...
Christopher Columbus was not the man your grade school teachers told you about...
The third season of Broad City airs tonight and we can’t wait to see what our...
Here the Renaissance-turtles (Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello) enjoy...
SOURCESeriously credentialed French officials are proclaiming that a painting found...
Pixar’s newest feature film Inside Out has been out in theaters for less than a...
The newest exhibition at the Asian Art Museum advertises itself as an engagement of...
Ahh, Versailles, the disgustingly opulent palace of French royals, and boy is it...
Jessica recently let us know that she’d found some of Sartle’s work on Hieronymus...
The Fourth of July is soon approaching and there is no one better to emulate...
John as Jack as Joker. I’m obsessed with John Malkovich so imagine my...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
(source) He may have been a tiny guy, but no one could’ve survived as many...
Lord of the Rings fans, grab your party hats and your wizard staffs...
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
It’s tough to be a princess in art history, pop culture, or even in real life. ...
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
The Monuments Men were charged with saving as many European cultural treasures as...
sourceThe Man in the High Castle season 2, your next online TV addiction after The...
Since so many social media sites like to block the following images I encourage you...
Last Thursday evening I had the pleasure of attending an action-packed (!)...
If you think the art world is full of sophisticated blue bloods standing around...
Image: Fred W. McDarrah/ The Village VoiceJohn Perreault, an artist, critic and...
The games have nearly begun. And I'm not talking about the Hunger Games,...
Despite our recent efforts to do right by “The Donald” by generously drafting up a...
(Image from arunadsouza) Hide the boobies! In recent art news, Pablo Picasso’s The...
Stelliferous (adj.) [ste-lif-er-uh s] Having or abounding with stars. The...
Picture this: the glittering heights of Second Empire France and...
I’m visiting my parents in San Francisco and, like all children of parents on the...
The MoAD exhibit, titled “Thread for a Web Begun," is Zangewa’s first solo...
Impression, Sunrise by Claude Monet - the painting that changed it all.
Almost as soon as the city shut down in the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic,...
This portrait of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is not quite as flattering as you...
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
If you’ve ever carried something cumbersome and metal in a narrow space (say,...
The San Francisco Center for the Book (SFCB) is a magically inspiring art haven...
If you liked Wes Anderson’s fantastic animated Fantastic Mr. Fox, or his Rushmore...
