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Monogram by Robert Rauschenberg at the Museum of Modern Art Stockholm Here’s to our...
The Four Elements: Fire, Water and Earth, Air by Adolf Ziegler at the Gallery of...
If you’re looking for a strange getaway to a tiny desert island of...
Yay! It’s time for my fellow Aries babies, born between March 20 to April 20 we’re...
The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo at the Museum of Modern Art Mexico
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
No days off
Let your freak flag fly
Man of mystery
Portraitist of unfortunate accuracy
John as Jack as Joker. I’m obsessed with John Malkovich so imagine my...
"Talent is cheap"
“An art book is a museum without walls.” —André Malraux Give the...
Image: Fred W. McDarrah/ The Village VoiceJohn Perreault, an artist, critic and...
A man of many names and one iconic mustache.
I never paint dreams or nightmares. I paint my own reality. - Frida Kahlo I...
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van...
All Children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once one grows up...
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
(L-R: Tania Houtzager, Ethan Angelica, Erica Gangsei, and Salvador Acevedo)Sartle...
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci
Should have stayed in the corn business
Arrested as an American spy in Britain during the Revolutionary War
Fancy pornographer
Pretty fly for a (Louisiana) white guy
Everyman painter
Burr's best bud
All the glee of youngsters
Rockstar of the high court
Art as political protest
Here the Renaissance-turtles (Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello) enjoy...
Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
Hard cider is good
As quickly as it appeared, the Google Arts and Culture app has disappeared from...
There is no must in art because art is free. - Wassily KandinskyI don’t do...
Today’s the day that we celebrate some Italian guy who got into a boat and (...
I would like to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
YUUGE NEWS! Donald J. Trump is now a Sartle social media correspondent! Corrupt...
Ladies Man
Wet blanket
easy, breezy, beautiful
Popular amongst those who frequent Renaissance Faires.
honestly pretty vanilla
Hated Picasso
Like a nocturnal Canaletto
Conversion artist
It's His Majesty's handyman, at your service
Bird-brained businessman. Eagle-eyed artist.
You can fake a lot of things. Orgasms, boobs, degrees. And paintings, of course....
Treasures around every corner
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Behind every famous artist is a fine feline, history tells us.Today, Team Sartle is...
On a beautiful Tuesday afternoon, John Cappetta and I made our merry way over...
His family reluctantly accepted his painter lifestyle
Artist Biopics - Part One: March 7
Here is Marina Abramović’s Portrait with Scorpion (2005) We’re celebrating our...
Fish (Still Life), 1864. By Édouard Manet at the Art Institute of ChicagoHappy...
The Young Bull by Paulus Potter at the MauritshuisLike a classic Taurus, I’m a bit...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau at Museum of Modern ArtHappy, happy birthday...
Happy birthday to you vestal virgins who bring loyalty, hard work ethics,...
rycz: “If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock...
Happy birthday to our well-balanced Libras! Some would say the following artists...
Not allowed to be political
This one’s for all the haters.
Our Sartle glasses came! We were so excited to try them on but the puggies got to...
Poop in style while you enjoy art
Come one, come all
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
Whodunnit??
That eternal postman always rings twice, even for famous artists. Here are some...
YBAs are so fetch. Once upon a time in the 1980s, London was...
Mental health issues restrict an artist’s ability to create. But, art can also...
No more tacky inspirational Martin Luther King Jr. quotes about how he had a...
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
Depression is a nasty condition. Most of the time it leaves you feeling...
paint me like one of your founding fathers
Stone Age sisters doin’ it for themselves
Like, Totally Rad Art Dude
An ancient dick pic
Work of hot air
Portraits of Belleville
Kim K. has nothing on Courbet
Watch now
Damn, I look good
Build like the Egyptians
Advertise your god-complex
Schizophrenia is that disease that everyone associates with “hearing voices.” There...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
So we did what anyone would do and ushered them into the conference room and then...
Real Housewives of Paris
He's a little young for fetish play
Pretty but kind of boring
*deep existential sigh*
Bringing the inside out
The only good reason to join a cult
These serpents made hiss-tory
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
Cooler than cool
Did you fail geography?
Dionysus' groupies
Clearly not a hobo
Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot
Miscreants of Mammon
Does this wax cast make my thigh look fat?
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
This week, the world bade a tearful goodbye to comic giant and beloved childhood...
Oh shit!
Sexism sucks
Go ahead and take a peek
Another nude, Gerome?
If you were catholic and rich in the 1600's you wanted to join this club and give them art
Kirsten Dunst copied this
A hairy art critic
Men brought down by a strap
Where will you be when the plague hits?
Do I make you horny baa-baa?
Caused a stir after its unveiling because of all the hot leg action.
Country bliss you can still visit... for now.
His teeth and ambitions are bared
Henry VIII's first born, what a disappointment
Lady Jane
It really went downhill from there
Snapshot of an elusive charmer.
Achey heart, breaky back
The ten-dollar Founding Father
You may recognize him from high school English class
Ahoy, Cap'n!
Notorious B.G.M. (Boy Genius Millais)
A painter's lost dream on antiquity
Looking smug
Hellion with heart
The muse of Capri
Depression is one of the most prevalent mental health issues in the world, so...
This exhibit is going to blow you away. You may be so moved by its...
The third season of Broad City airs tonight and we can’t wait to see what our...
Wearing a vest of many colors
I Spy: Lichtenstein edition
Not to be confused with deliciously hipster lager Can you even...
She does sound like a pretty nice person and a great mom so there is that…..
Go at your own risk
Who doesn't love a good old-fashioned decapitation?
Kindred spirits
Stress-free
Award for most expressive horses
You won’t get a glimpse of the mustache
Oooh, see that girl! Watch that scene! Dig in the Dancing Queeeeeeeeeeeeen!
But wait... there’s more!
Witch, please
The sallow, mustached face of imperialism
Welcome home, honey...
Has nothing to do with onions
Peace for everyone
Self love taken too far
These dresses aren't hiding anything
Heavy-handed relief
See ya later, Alligator
Crack open a cold one
Women digging graves?! Bury him, sis!
Just a whale dung kind of day
Renew the song she is singing
Six candles
Queen of masques unmasked
Identity crisis
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
Lovely sketch, sketchy love
The past is female
Where have we seen this lady before?
Well, he took it better than Captain Ahab
Richie Rich
Figurative expressionism fit for the POTUS
This is an apology portrait.
Too school for cool
A political pain in the ass
Cleaning dramaaa
Named after a coded slave song
A divine feminine unwavering
Neckties, pianos, and outcasts
You talkin’ to me?
An early abstract portrait
Baby before the Baptist
Away, as in a trance
Scene so nice he painted it thrice
The sexy doctor is IN
Wait 'til you get a load of this guy
Lending the Communist Party a hand
After a deep investigation, Team Sartle has discovered the infamous, elusive, great...
As the temperature grows colder, some of us desperately hold on to the last...
Shades of Black
So here we are with the second part of our story, Catching Fire. When we left...
Source In Peter H. Reynolds’s children’s book The Dot, a young child...
Beheadings and fine fashion are not mutually exclusive
#MILF
Accidental POTUS
Telekinesis never sounded so good
aka "Darnation, Silly, Silly, Pose"
Extraordinary People in Such Ordinary Circumstances
No relation to the steak
Stylish long before Gossip Girl
Meddlesome Millie
Feasting feathered friends
This film serves as a visual sketch of a man’s life that leaves the audience...
Great not just because it was produced by a woman
Madame X by John Singer Sargent
Sexism and misogyny were rampant throughout the 20th century in basically...
Lambs can be kept as pets, who knew?
Girl next door
Our founding mother
When the guilt just keeps on coming.
Excellent, eccentric, and damn queer
Choo choo twain
Don’t mansplain!
Let’s paint here, they won’t find us
A bargain at twice the price
Friend of the fam
Total poser
It’s nice to see, however, that his latest project (the “Journel (sic) of...
Vincent Van Gogh once gave artists the following advice: “What is done in...
It’s Kiss a Ginger day and we’re kicking off the day by celebrating...
Since it opened in 1871, the San Francisco Art Institute has become an...
Turns out Katy Perry contracts out her sharks. We found Left Shark doing its best...
Autumn is fast upon us, and you know what that means! Warm beverage season is...
Thalassophile: (noun) lover of the sea; one who feels safe or...
(image via Phaidon)Put on your itsy-bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini and...
The 20th season of The Bachelor just wrapped up, with software salesman Ben Higgins...
We admit, we miss us some Lady Gaga, which is why we were so excited to see her...
Criticizing the critics
Christopher Columbus was not the man your grade school teachers told you about...
Photo courtesy of Classical Art MemesThis past Sunday was the 88th Academy Awards...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Fashion Alert! Harajuku girls invade Hawaii! The Honolulu Museum of...
Marisol Escobar was a beautiful, talented, peculiar it-girl with a knack for...
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
Andy Warhol called her “the first girl artist with glamour.” A random admirer said...
So get ready!
When Doves Cry
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
Does Satine take paintings as payment or just diamonds? Nicole Kidman was...
Welcome to Jurassic Art. *cue music*
Sartle can get a little carried away reppin’ San Francisco. The Bay is, after all,...
Surrealist-influenced poster for The Strange Woman, starring Hedy Lamarr.In 1930s...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
Beyoncé is no stranger to art history references as seen in her Formation video or...
Like characters in a Henry James novel
Boy, did he know how to paint a figure
Plaster king
Mona Lisa confirmed to be Trump’s ancestor after conservationists find...
What this is however is a really awesome meme we can’t wait to implement. I put my...
Untitled, 1986 Walking through the Rosie Lee Tompkins exhibit that just...
Fall fashion events around the world have strutted to a close in Paris and I’m left...
This cult ‘90s movie made a lasting impression, inspiring terrifying fashion trends...
Takaya Miou, Love Thyself. Courtesy of the Honolulu Museum of Art. The...
In the predominantly European dudeified world of architecture, Maya Lin always knew...
Earlier this summer, San Franciscans traded in their usual boho chic to revel in...
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
It’s baa-aack.Scathing, clever and poignant as ever. BoJack Horseman Season 3 is...
The Monuments Men were charged with saving as many European cultural treasures as...
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
At Sartle, we choo-choo-choose you! Saying I’m not a big fan of corporate holidays...
The San Francisco Center for the Book (SFCB) is a magically inspiring art haven...
Leonor Fini was an artist of her own self-fashioned Surrealism, known for her bold...
Sofonisba Anguissola was one of the first female artists to gain international...
Man of many hats
Fair warning: if you do not want to hear my incessant ramblings about how glorious...
Primary artistic medium is Snapchat
Obsessed with calligraphy
Hung Liu with her work Resident Alien in 1988 (credit) The...
Camille Claudel is known for her narrative bronze and marble sculptures. She...
“For me, a landscape does not exist in its own right, since its appearance changes...
If you’ve ever carried something cumbersome and metal in a narrow space (say,...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
Let some of the most romantic artist couples of all time inspire your LOVE this...
Feminist art theory emerged in the 60s in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement...
What does Red look like? Fire truck Red. A bright Red fire truck in a...
What most people think they know about Marie Antoinette could fill...
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
The best scene in Woody Allen’s movie "Midnight in Paris" takes place in the...
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
Say that name five times fast.
“The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more...
