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And they say snacking after dinner is sinful
Rich diplomat/artist, loved fleshy girls, married a 16 year old when he was 53
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Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
The First Date
Eat first, sex later
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Three graces are better than one
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
It came back positive
Queen got your tongue?
A Rubens sandwich of babies and anti-war sentiment
Stick it to The Man
Always wear your seat belt
A literal hellscape
Conveniently peaceful portrait
A little to the left, no, to the right
"You're tearing me apart!"
When men were muscley, women were soft, and there were only four continents
Snack time
And that is how we got the constellation Gemini
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Baby Herc nips the nip
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Just a martyr girl gang
Heyyy
I’m riding that hippo first!
Apparently there's no food chain in heaven
Genoa's fanciest
Always the centaur of attention
Painting the patron
Paint me in too, old buddy
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Familial murder and godly revenge
A great painter's quest away from painting
The poster child for ADHD
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The Earl goes bankrupt on art
Don't call it a comeback
When Doves Cry
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
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1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
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I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
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Like you've never seen her before
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This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
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I’m visiting my parents in San Francisco and, like all children of parents on the...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
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It's taxidermatological
Savvy politician and ladies' man
Death's photographer
Provocative painter, all-around survivor
Hypebeast or hipster?
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Oh so romantic
Our founding mother
Where's that dam photo?
Do you even lift bro?
It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
Big Daddy of it all
His poop took down a power line in Berne
Wore a spiky helmet, just like Bismarck
Not a sports guy
Britain's most hated artist
Wanderlust for Western Canada
Boho Chic
On the dot
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Drama, drama, drama
Rub elbows with Hollywood's elite
Looking smug
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There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Badass portrait painter
Balling all over the world
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Possibly cut off van Gogh's ear
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paint me like one of your founding fathers
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Do what you're good at
Whether inadvertently or as part of a master plan for world takeover, Kim...
Bridezilla
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The Baroque is a strange and wonderful movement that was created and marketed...
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Self Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird by Frida Kahlo at the Harry...
Bacchus and Ariadne by Titian at the The National Gallery (London)
Para el Cambio
Power of a flower
Nature is awesome
Brains and beauty
Cezanne's bad boy phase
Between the sheets
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Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
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I never paint dreams or nightmares. I paint my own reality. - Frida Kahlo I...
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See you at poker night
Have a holly jolly Christmas
Swim anyone?
Bluebird singing
To catch a predator
Phew, that was close.
Whoops He Pinned it Again
How you like them apples?
Weird science
Modern dance mama
Let's Get Ready to Rumble!
Beyond Gauguin & evil
Jesus got jaundice
Penny for her thoughts
Cavorting with prostitutes in Arles
Beheadings in the Pacific
A carnival for the kids
"Fish are friends, not food"
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Cloned but not forgotten
Balling with Garfield
The ineffective president
The bachelor president
So this is why they call them blueprints
Paul was a bit of a horndog
Art thieves caught red handed
Teaching aide
Waity Katie no more!
That's one melancholic Madame
Talent out the wazoo
Cross-Dresser Extraordinaire
Accidental POTUS
Twenty-seven, Balling
Stalwart no more
More like Honest Babe
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Swastikas were ok at the time
Angel of Assassination
Two women who don't want to talk to you
Because, Hitler
Baller Jesus
Note: the actual event was a bit less serene
It’s all about perspective
Footloose in French Polynesia
Falling for the same gal
Why is there a meat cleaver in my head?
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He's bad
Behind the Scenes at Arles
Portrait-ception
Cézanne's remix
Unfinished business
Highly disturbing
A star is born
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Paul and Keanu's Excellent Adventure
A bit creepier than a friendship bracelet
Cultural appropriation at its finest
A bargain at twice the price
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rycz: “If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock...
Just another naked lady
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COTTON EYED JOE
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It's not witchcraft, it's pussy power!
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She does sound like a pretty nice person and a great mom so there is that…..
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
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Speaking out can have consequences
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The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau at Museum of Modern ArtHappy, happy birthday...
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Synesthetic symphony
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The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo at the Museum of Modern Art Mexico
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Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
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Drank himself to artist martyrdom
Illustrator extraordinaire
Not bad for a kid who lived in a bubble
Step right up!
This film serves as a visual sketch of a man’s life that leaves the audience...
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Source In Peter H. Reynolds’s children’s book The Dot, a young child...
