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You spin me right round, baby, right round
This video of kids reacting to a rotary phone has us simultaneously laughing at how...
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
Mona Lisa #1: “The Wonder Lisa”
Loves TV, hates men.
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Zebulon's son
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
You'll want to come dressed to impressed because the Mad Hatter has made a...
Pretty bird
All the little birdies on Jaybird Street
Under the sea, under the sea...
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Watch now
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp by Rembrandt van Rijn and Woman at her...
Seated Woman by Henri MatisseIn happy art news, a painting stolen from renowned art...
Here comes “Wonderwall”
Go ahead and take a peek
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
Don’t worry, no one slipped some acid into your drink earlier, but if they did, you...
Not a good day to be a bird
Searching for the trace of a trace
Lyrical ablutions
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There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
But, we love arbitrary holidays, like #NationalBirdDay, more. Obviously, we have...
Technology is not neutral. That is the theme that reverberates throughout this...
Beer goggles gone wrong
If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
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Welcome to the circus
Sometime between using the “1-Click” function on Amazon, buying groceries at...
I do my hair toss, check my nails
The Ambassador Quintet
…and here they are again, looking Bond-ish…
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
This room drove its owner insane
Creepy child stare
Savage fashion
In the food court we trust
...but is it porn? If it's porn, it's scary porn
They really do fart rainbows
Modeled after a seventy-eight year old woman
Art is the pits
Just another one of Courbet's tricks
Science meets art meets racism
Penny for her thoughts
Here little darlin’, don’t shed no tears.
Deconstruction of the boob
Mirror mirror on the wall
La Indigenista
Old woman, old school
Prussian Blue for your dead mate
Remember when iconic shoe lover Carrie Bradshaw leaned in to look at a pair of...
Foot fetish anyone?
Crack that whip
This story is juicy
Ssshhhhh…be vewy vewy quiet, I’m weighing my gold!
Oh so sad
"Femme aux Fagots" in French
Girl with a pearl earring's lesser known cousin
Also a Girl with a Pearl Earring. But not that one
Family life in the circus can be in'tents'
RBF, a clinical diagnosis
From one museum to another
Fine, you can paint my portrait, but you have to include my dog
Ma’am, your folds are showing
It’s my party and I’ll die if I want to
Toilette humor
Literacy for women FTW
Pay attention to the peonies
A big old brouhaha
A tale of two testicles?
Welcome to Part Four, the grande finale of the epic Sartle Remix for The Life of...
Check out this beaut! Here is the clearest photo we’ve ever had of Pluto, taken by...
Should have been called "nude mistress in a red chair"
Hatscarves rule
Her nickname was "la bella Simonetta"
The one with pants
Friend of an art (not drug) dealer
Sexism sucks
This woman don’t need no man
Hillary Clinton saw it and said #relatable
Loneliness in the city
Delacroix’s Arab culture fetish
Glamorous like Fergie
Juana’s mom has got it going on
Where he got his start
We don't know much…
How do you like your museums? I’ll take mine with some fun, sass, and a side of...
On a beautiful Tuesday afternoon, John Cappetta and I made our merry way over...
Couldn't have been a grocery list
Who is she?
Babe, I’m sorry I’m late
Girl crush
When will my reflection show who I am inside
Just painting a friend’s mistress here…
So here we are with the second part of our story, Catching Fire. When we left...
Last Thursday evening I had the pleasure of attending an action-packed (!)...
Enter Trivium Art History Project. Our friends at Trivium are creating a cathedral...
This is what domestic bliss looked like in 1658
Mary Poppins?
Live easels
Dreaming in Harlem
(You Drive Me) Crazy
Walk along the Water of Leith in Dunedin (also known as Edinburgh), following the...
Rococ-oh myyyyy! It looks like a little bit of seduction has arrived...
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
Sexy stocking stuffers
Whether you paced yourself or binged the entire new season of the...
Ditch the myth, keep the sex
Fair warning: if you do not want to hear my incessant ramblings about how glorious...
Takaya Miou, Love Thyself. Courtesy of the Honolulu Museum of Art. The...
Last week, Sartle was invited to the Director’s Breakfast at the de Young...
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
The 20th season of The Bachelor just wrapped up, with software salesman Ben Higgins...
The newest exhibition at the Asian Art Museum advertises itself as an engagement of...
Modern art is experimental and innovative, as artists respond creatively to a world...
A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
A Grotesque Old Woman by Quentin Matsys
But, if your entire instagram feed is of your duck-lipped face you might wanna slow...
Nude Woman in a Red Armchair by Pablo Picasso
Gustav Klimt-inspired tattoos are like porn - I know one when I see it....
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Woman Dressed as a Vestal Virgin by Angelica Kauffman
Mickalene Thomas, Sista Sista Lady Blue, 2007, San Francisco Museum of Modern Art...
This masterpiece of weird incestuous erotica is supposed to be a birth announcement...
This week, behold Mark Rothko’s Orange, Red, Yellow.
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
Pictures of beaches, fancy dinners, and people “exercising” aside, I’m...
Whether you’re new to art or an old hand, Edinburgh is an incredible place for an...
Woman with a Parasol - Madame Monet and Her Son by Claude Monet at the National...
Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
Clueless has become as classically vintage as Cher’s 1972 columns with traces of...
On the eve of the 2017 Primetime Emmys, we at Sartle recall our longstanding...
Nude lips have been killing it extra hard for at least the past year, and even...
Cubism was one of the first -isms to hit our collective senses in the twentieth-...
Drunk in love we be all nightAnyway, we made a quiz on Buzzfeed and it’s...
Welcome back to Think Before You Ink, a series where we show the worst of the worst...
This film serves as a visual sketch of a man’s life that leaves the audience...
Welsh model/reality TV star Imogen Thomas sparked a Twitter war over her...
And, with so much art (and art related fare) also available on those journeys, we...
Viewer discretion advised
In any fictional crime show, the detective walks into a scene full of chaos....
By the way, for every picture posted on various social media platforms and tagged...
Before we begin, let’s take a page out of Jan Steen’s book.
Depression is one of the most prevalent mental health issues in the world, so...
Beyoncé is no stranger to art history references as seen in her Formation video or...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! By the way, did you know your turkey is...
(We’d also like to point out that 13 is Taylor Swift’s lucky number. She was born...
Do you really think artists like Jackson Pollock and Willem de Kooning ...
Yes, Carol, we will visit you this Sunday because it is the 2016 Oscars and we...
This post is serving as a PSA to remind you to call yer mother, because Sunday is...
If it weren’t for the Medici family, some of our favorite Renaissance artists...
Archist Series. Federico Babina. 2014 Small and want to live in a Damien Hirst...
Happy birthday to our well-balanced Libras! Some would say the following artists...
Isamu Noguchi by Winold Reiss at the National Portrait Gallery (Washington)
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts of...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
Ccontrary to social media’s endorsements, “liking” a photograph isn’t the same as...
There are a lot of reasons to be upset recently. The changing political climate,...
Impressionism at a Glance: You Mean Those Smudges Are Intentional? Flowers,...
Scorsese’s ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ got us thinking: who did people turn to for...
This week the Golden State Warriors faced off against the Cleveland Cavaliers and...
Here KitchenAid uses a Gustav Klimt inspired lady to show how food is art.
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
If you think the art world is full of sophisticated blue bloods standing around...
I would like to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
Reading Le Figaro by Mary Cassatt, 1883. Private CollectionSometimes you just need...
Sexism and misogyny were rampant throughout the 20th century in basically...
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
This year de Stijl turns 100! A glorious year for primary color...
Recognize this mysterious maven? Find the answer here or stand back a little to see...
Whether your mom is dazzled by the Impressionists or, like mine, is...
Is there a name more iconic than Guggenheim? Most of us are likely familiar...
Jan Miense Molenaer, the Kylie Jenner of his generation. So if you’re all about ...
Francesco Fragomeni and Chris Limbrick started recreating famous works of art using...
Yep, the silent smile says it all. Please enjoy Mona Lisa Monday #2: The Pulp-a...
As of 5:30 PM BST on Wednesday September 9, 2015 (that’s 9:30 am for us Yanks on...
A stiff upper lip
This March, Turner Classic Movies is featuring films about art and artists, airing...
At what point do evil dictators shift from making art to collecting it? Well,...
Whaam! Boom! Pow! Turns out all the superheroes we love and the...
Judy Chicago is unmistakable. She walks into the room where she’s about to speak of...
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
Amidst GOP debates on hand to penis size ratio (in other worlds, who has the...
In the predominantly European dudeified world of architecture, Maya Lin always knew...
Thomas Cole, The Oxbow, 1836 The Hudson River was a group of New York-based...
To Diego Rivera, “America” meant: “the territory included between the two ice...
Well folks, it's that time of year again. The sun is high in the sky and...
Another March has come and gone. If you’ve been saving up Sartle posts all month...
The most important takeaway, however, was the immediate realization that this is a...
The Crown Season 2 premieres December 8 on Netflix and it couldn’t be more...
*** SPOILER ALERT*** ...obviously. Well, we're halfway through the new...
Carlo Carrà, Funeral of the Anarchist Galli Beginning just nine years...
“For me, a landscape does not exist in its own right, since its appearance changes...
Eli and Edythe Broad are two of America’s top rock star philanthropists. You may...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
Scottish sculptor, graphic artist, philanthropist and feigned madman. Also saw the...
Feliz Cinco de Mayo! This is the day we remember the Mexican army’s 1862 victory...
Tarantism (n.): a psychological condition characterized by an...
First of all, I clearly had no idea what I was talking about, because there is tons...
This Wednesday, Sartle is crushing on some serious babes. We’re talking Lily...
Gustav Klimt and his Viennese beauties come to us via the Legion...
Not Antea, but it's a good story
With that in mind, I went out and found a grand collection of “sort of adult”...
…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
Natural pigments are naturally occurring substances used to impart color and come...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
We already love Vincent Van Gogh, but Loving Vincent made us love him even more...
Without further ado, we call this post’s drink the Figure with Meat Whiskey Neat ‘N...
Source In Peter H. Reynolds’s children’s book The Dot, a young child...
The color blue brings a lot of things to mind - the blue sky, blue-ribbon winners,...
Fall fashion events around the world have strutted to a close in Paris and I’m left...
As fans of looking closely and spending quality time with images, it’s no...
Fashion Alert! Harajuku girls invade Hawaii! The Honolulu Museum of...
Jessica recently let us know that she’d found some of Sartle’s work on Hieronymus...
66 years ago today, the world was introduced to the psychedelic masterpiece...
As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
Mona Lisa confirmed to be Trump’s ancestor after conservationists find...
Test your art history chops with Sartle's exciting new quiz feature! Both fun and...
Maybe you’ve been experiencing “The Agony and the Ecstasy” of trying to figure out...
Jesuit missionary work gone horribly wrong
Wandering souls
Depressed, not depressing
Planting the seed
90s and neon...so on trend
Don't turn the thermostat up too high
Get your hand out of your pants, Sollie!
Censorship makes us crabby
Gives new meaning to "eating out"
No one knows just how deep it goes
Making the most of fire and brimstone
Only men can see this one
As close to hurtling through space as most of us will get
Walk on their faces
Experience infinity in one minute
The sweetest of portraits
Revolution!
Here we goooo
Unmade, smelly and dirty.
Classic Hirst
What lucky intern got to assemble these?
Calling all cynical pessimists!
Finally, a female gaze
Claustrophobics beware
"I like that queasy feeling"
Someone wasn’t paying attention in Sunday School
Monument to a bromance
Not even a little bit
Singin’ in a ring
Epileptics beware
Pretty sure they are laughing at you, not with you
A victim of the urban housing crisis
Too school for cool
Could be an ad for a Life Alert commercial
Shia LeBeouf, is that you?
But especially vices
Netflix and chill...with Buddha
