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Would rather throw spitballs than study
Seated Woman by Henri MatisseIn happy art news, a painting stolen from renowned art...
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The pitfalls of trying to sell stolen art
Everybody dance now
Stalin hated it!
What do Henri Matisse and Ellen DeGeneres have in common?
Teacher of artists
Sibling rivalry
Savage fashion
Those have got to be implants
Grab a mai-tai
No bra days are the best days
Playing dress up
It’s, like, a metaphor, man
Make it green! Make it blue! Make it red!
Praying to have faith
Heavenly view
Drop trou and pick up your trowels people, because tomorrow is officially World...
PUPPPPPPPPYYYY!!!! Sorry, no puppies in boxes this year, but perhaps a...
Depression is a nasty condition. Most of the time it leaves you feeling...
Odalisque with Red Culottes by Henri Matisse
Angelica takes a stab at combining the mostly crude Texts From Last Night...
It's the end of October, which can only mean one thing: Sartle's annual Pumpkin...
He married a rich model
A good man in a messed up world
Armchair tourism pays off
Save the horses!
Copying can be a legitimate career choice sometimes
Sgt. of Art
Some good old fashioned tentacle porn
If you want to get an eye-catching art history inspired tattoo, look no...
A wandering painter
Briggsy
Click here to find God!
Where's that dam photo?
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
All Children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once one grows up...
Takaya Miou, Love Thyself. Courtesy of the Honolulu Museum of Art. The...
I never paint dreams or nightmares. I paint my own reality. - Frida Kahlo I...
Sartle got our sparkle on at the 5th annual Shine A Light event at Portland Art...
This portrait of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is not quite as flattering as you...
Made in a cabin
Has a disease named after him
Flaming June by Frederic Leighton at the Ponce Museum of Art
Monogram by Robert Rauschenberg at the Museum of Modern Art Stockholm Here’s to our...
Enter Trivium Art History Project. Our friends at Trivium are creating a cathedral...
But, if your entire instagram feed is of your duck-lipped face you might wanna slow...
(source) He may have been a tiny guy, but no one could’ve survived as many...
Wearing a vest of many colors
Earlier this summer, San Franciscans traded in their usual boho chic to revel in...
(We’d also like to point out that 13 is Taylor Swift’s lucky number. She was born...
We love you BoJack!BoJack Horseman is the best show on Netflix right now and season...
Excellent, eccentric, and damn queer
Lovely sketch, sketchy love
Loved the countryside, and died of lyme disease contracted in the countryside
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
Just another naked lady
Witness her
We didn’t think anything could top Beyoncé’s Formation video until we watched her...
Pixar’s newest feature film Inside Out has been out in theaters for less than a...
Drawn to the dark side
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
The term “Post-Impressionism” was first used in 1910 by the English art...
Before Freddy Krueger there were still things that went bump in the night
Neato nature
Guy about to invent writing: oh, you haven't heard?
There's no such thing as bad publicity
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
Picture books can be one of the best formats for imparting a love of art and...
If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
Shapes that make sculpture out of thin air
Guggenheim hooked it UP
Do the thing! Win the sports!
Don’t be so naive
God save the Queen!
Float like a butterfly, threads like an OG
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
Starting February 27th and running until July 21, 2019, the Berkeley Art...
Gertrude Stein was an American author, known for her Paris salon of writers and...
When you're unhappy and you know it don't clap your hands
Big henry
Style changes to depict a living nightmare
Not balloon animals
A tender moment
“You’re blocking my light”
Iconic... apparently
Little pig's tail
Rock the casbah!
Squares are people too
It's almost like you're there
Rebel in pantaloons
Now you see me...
Nothing like a ten-some to tempt a saint
Green ladies are always the nicest
Not from a fat chicken, just a big boned one
Before Facebook event pages, you had to get creative
Didn't turn out great, as you might guess
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy
Harsher on racists than Trump
A political pain in the ass
Taking the sun-spot in a lions’ den
Lit by divinity
So this is why they call them blueprints
The right to bear arms?
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
Happy Lunar New Year everybody! All in all, Year of the Rooster has been...
Claire Foy as Elizabeth II in The Crown.This month, while most Americans were glued...
The most important takeaway, however, was the immediate realization that this is a...
Mental health issues restrict an artist’s ability to create. But, art can also...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
Secret lives of gay prostitutes
1,2,3 Kick!
Mr. Cool always gets invited to the party
Daddy's little girl grows up
Yvette herself thought it a "monstrosity"
Once a good boy, always a good boy
Babe, I’m sorry I’m late
Œdipus starts some drama
Just some good ol’ fashioned Milton fanfiction
When will my reflection show who I am inside
Artist Biopics - Part One: March 7
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
Modern art is experimental and innovative, as artists respond creatively to a world...
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
This woman has attitude, an appetite, and boy can she dance!
Health care for sex workers
Skating on thick ice
Those who can't do, paint
A quiet day at the brothel
Smart girls don't buy sight unseen
Imitation is the sincerest form of brown-nosing
Rip van drinkle
Sacred moment made earthly and intimate
A bargain at twice the price
I’ll never understand humans
Many of my reviews are based off of my experiences as a shih tzu skeptic, a middle...
Claude Monet, The Japanese Footbridge, 1899, National Gallery of Art, Washington D....
What does Red look like? Fire truck Red. A bright Red fire truck in a...
“We thought the best way to help people understand Van Gogh’s life was to...
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
Explosive high kicks
Sexy stocking stuffers
Spot all the artist’s besties
Portrait of Henry VIII of England by Hans Holbein the Younger Pronunciation: /cag-...
What is a garden? Artist Cathy Lu explores this surprisingly multi-faceted concept...
It’s International Cat Day! Prepare yourselves for a doctorate-level...
Who you calling a degenerate? When we say “degenerate” in art history, we...
Don't call it a comeback
All it’s missing is a cup of tea
Oops, my hand slipped. See the previous dino-invaded artworks and hold onto your...
…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
Two Friends by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau at Museum of Modern ArtHappy, happy birthday...
The only occasions when horror films seem to garner an ounce of respect, is when...
One very not cool thing about the Met: it’s on half of the planet’s short-list...
A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
Nothing beats having a brother. Knowing you have a partner in crime is essential in...
Mannerism is the -ism that followed the sophisticated High Renaissance and...
In Ezra Koenig’s new Netflix anime series, Neo Yokio, a demon enters the...
Everything you thought you knew is wrong! OK, maybe not everything … Gravity...
The post-World War II period of the late 1940s to 1950s onward saw not only just a...
A fun series where Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining the mostly crude...
We’re obsessed with Game of Thrones this season, and are thanking the old...
Fashion Alert! Harajuku girls invade Hawaii! The Honolulu Museum of...
The Hangover (Suzanne Valadon) by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec at the Fogg Museum
Step into the 19th century French cafe for a sip of the green fairy this...
Even firecrackers run out of energy eventually
Sexism and misogyny were rampant throughout the 20th century in basically...
Self-portraits go way back and for good reason. As the author of 55 of them, Frida...
MuseumHack, an energetic bunch of nerds famous for giving the world’s...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
As we approach the one-year anniversary of COVID lockdown in San Francisco,...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
One of the best things about the art world is simply how surprising it...
Haha, sucks for you East Coasters! No, but seriously, all that snow sounds terrible...
Monet: The Early Years gives visitors the chance to track the artist’s growth...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van...
Clueless has become as classically vintage as Cher’s 1972 columns with traces of...
If you’ve ever carried something cumbersome and metal in a narrow space (say,...
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
We admit, we miss us some Lady Gaga, which is why we were so excited to see her...
Well folks, it's that time of year again. The sun is high in the sky and...
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
Aptly titled “The Hangover” by Henri de Toulouse-LautrecAs I sit here typing,...
We’re at the final book here in the trilogy, and because we’re going by book and...
Check out our earlier post of nip slips through art history.Miley Cyrus has become...
It’s Kiss a Ginger day and we’re kicking off the day by celebrating...
The one and only: Zsa Zsa GaborThis February would have marked the 100th birthday...
This cult ‘90s movie made a lasting impression, inspiring terrifying fashion trends...
Last Thursday evening I had the pleasure of attending an action-packed (!)...
Detail from La Città Nuova (The New City) by Antonio Sant’...