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scorpiondagger: (david hockney) CANNONBALL! A Bigger Splash by David Hockney We...
Brits can't get enough scandal, and he doesn't disappoint
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Aptly titled “The Hangover” by Henri de Toulouse-LautrecAs I sit here typing,...
Sometimes a cannonball is just a cannonball, but this splash may be naughty
New York is the real city of sin
What will Tim do now that he's making the big bucks?
God is somethin', for Hockney we are not sure what
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
She hated Frida Kahlo
A peeping Hockney's wet dream
Hockney tells the future
Can't get more LA than this
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
With new capital, Tim travels to ours
Rich people in the '60s
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
So get ready!
Hold it!
Awful person, signed hundreds of death warrants
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Blondes have more fun, even if they can't eat steak
Insane in the membrane
It’s time to don your rainbow attire because June is gay pride month! While many of...
Great fighter of censorship
Rebel with plenty of cause
Like Midas, but different
Just couldn't make the aloha stick
Not actually a photographer
Not Picasso's muse Sylvette David
A Scot in Britain
Speaking out can have consequences
A true Romantic
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Paint with all seven fingers
We love you BoJack!BoJack Horseman is the best show on Netflix right now and season...
Second of four David Teniers' and married to a Breughel
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
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*** SPOILER ALERT*** ...obviously. Well, we're halfway through the new...
It’s been a few years since the last Harry Potter movie and/or book were released...
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
David gets sassy
Huge, famous sculpture. (With small, famous dingdong)
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A Case of John Henryism
Thalassophile: (noun) lover of the sea; one who feels safe or...
Whether your mom is dazzled by the Impressionists or, like mine, is...
2020 was more static than usual, and you may not have been able to see as much art...
Carravagio having a bad head day
Don't look at it...
Not for the weak-hearted or the balding
Luscious locks reveal a lot!
Even then it was all about the money
I'll pray for you
Whole Foods sold cigarettes?
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts of...
One man's terrorist with a skin disease is another man's noble martyr
Ribbit, ribbit
When you just killed Goliath no one dares tell you how to dress, even if it's like this
O say can you see
A clean sweep for David Ireland
Socrates is so obnoxious he meets a macabre end
Please paint in my absent angry mother
Suicide mission with the fam-bam
"Puny Eunie"
Dead Lion's Society
Underneath it all
The little ship that couldn't
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Nothing Fits, But Everything Works
Agamemnon's Jedi mind tricks
Daddy, buy me a tragic painting
Too much monkey business
A good swattin’
“The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more...
Maybe the Italians made fun of his height?
T for Tony
In the middle of a hottie sandwich
Another unhappy ending
It's called acting
Duty or love – Can’t a prince have both?
Puff, puff, pass
One very not cool thing about the Met: it’s on half of the planet’s short-list...
Cheshire Cat?
Wandering to a theater near you
Are you in touch with your feelings?
Spear me maybe?
I am NOT Whistler’s mother
We’re obsessed with Game of Thrones this season, and are thanking the old...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
Need a gift to delight/impress your art-loving friend/S.O./sibling/parent, or...
Tummy ache?
Take that Uncle Sam!
If at first you don’t succeed, starve
A cute outfit can't save you
In any fictional crime show, the detective walks into a scene full of chaos....
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
Togas are a classic I-forgot-to-buy-a-costume costume, requiring just a white...
Hey big spender
Sister sister
From portraitist to executioner?
Such a punchable face
I can’t believe it’s not butter
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts Belgium
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
Gothic tipi?
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
These masked reptiles are full of sage advice. I’m sure you’ve all...
What makes a good movie great? A trip to the museum, that’s what. To...
While we at Sartle fancy ourselves pioneers of art history humor, we know that for...
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
If there was ever a College Board for artists, it would be the art academies of...
In California Chrome’s bid to win the Triple Crown (would’ve been the...
Francesco Fragomeni and Chris Limbrick started recreating famous works of art using...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
Clueless has become as classically vintage as Cher’s 1972 columns with traces of...
You’ve been sitting at home in your sweatpants in the dark for days, binge-watching...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
It’s March Madness and while many fans obsess over their carefully-designed...
One must always wear proper headgear when going into sports battle.The Superbowl is...
We admit, we miss us some Lady Gaga, which is why we were so excited to see her...
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
Happy birthday to you vestal virgins who bring loyalty, hard work ethics,...
As the temperature grows colder, some of us desperately hold on to the last...
An art bromance or something more? Land art celebrity and hippie...
The newest exhibition at the Asian Art Museum advertises itself as an engagement of...
This cult ‘90s movie made a lasting impression, inspiring terrifying fashion trends...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
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This music video by Hold Your Horses! is a great way for you to spread your...
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
The games have nearly begun. And I'm not talking about the Hunger Games,...
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
Drunk in love we be all nightAnyway, we made a quiz on Buzzfeed and it’s...
Who says Republicans don’t support the arts? In recent years, the conservative...
Animal Crossing is a peaceful escape into a world where tedious routine becomes fun...
We live in a cultural climate that defines things along High School Musical-esque...
This Wednesday, Sartle is crushing on some serious babes. We’re talking Lily...
In the final season of BoJack Horseman, paying attention to the art in the...
Sartle Team members from near and far tore themselves from their laptops and...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Last week, Sartle was invited to the Director’s Breakfast at the de Young...
The new and improved San Francisco Museum of Modern Art (SFMOMA) reopened on May...
As of 5:30 PM BST on Wednesday September 9, 2015 (that’s 9:30 am for us Yanks on...
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
Nude lips have been killing it extra hard for at least the past year, and even...
Kim Jon Un reminded us this week that some of the hallowed traditions of evil...
In January 2014, my husband and I traveled to Italy, stopping in Rome, Florence,...
Bigger, Badder, and More Realistic If you like hot bods, ugly babies, and...
The neighborhood of Harlem in New York City is home to many great things –...
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
People Magazine has decided Blake Shelton is the “2017 Sexiest Man Alive”...
The post-World War II period of the late 1940s to 1950s onward saw not only just a...
Welsh model/reality TV star Imogen Thomas sparked a Twitter war over her...
Andy Warhol called her “the first girl artist with glamour.” A random admirer said...
It’s not that anyone did anything explicitly bad to Carmen Herrera. It’...
He has a lot to say about his art and his art is all about him
SOURCEThe brand spankin’ new redesign has haters, sure, but we think it’s seven...
The lovely people at the Asian Art Museum in San Francisco recently invited...
The term “The Orient” was coined in the 19th century, defined by the region...
Marisol Escobar was a beautiful, talented, peculiar it-girl with a knack for...
March means Easter, and we all know that Easter means chocolate eggs, cute lil’...
This week, behold Mark Rothko’s Orange, Red, Yellow.
The artistic collaboration between Kanye West and George Condo is akin to that...
Pictures of beaches, fancy dinners, and people “exercising” aside, I’m...
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
George Washington (Lansdowne Portrait) by Gilbert Stuart at the National Portrait...
There are a lot of reasons to be upset recently. The changing political climate,...
Detail from La Città Nuova (The New City) by Antonio Sant’...
Thrill Murray by Mike Coley. 2013. Never miss a chance to ride the coattails of...
Self Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird by Frida Kahlo at the Harry...
Bacchus and Ariadne by Titian at the The National Gallery (London)
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
Carlo Carrà, Funeral of the Anarchist Galli Beginning just nine years...
Cubism was one of the first -isms to hit our collective senses in the twentieth-...
Put on your bowler hat and take a trip to Magritte’s world....
In her seminal 1985 novel, The Handmaid’s Tale, Margaret Atwood paints a...
[Venice. Mrs. Peggy Guggenheim in her palace on the Grand Canal, 1950 by David...
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