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Awful person, signed hundreds of death warrants
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One man's terrorist with a skin disease is another man's noble martyr
Socrates is so obnoxious he meets a macabre end
Please paint in my absent angry mother
Suicide mission with the fam-bam
Click here for post-coital cuddles
Agamemnon's Jedi mind tricks
Maybe the Italians made fun of his height?
In the middle of a hottie sandwich
Duty or love – Can’t a prince have both?
Tummy ache?
If at first you don’t succeed, starve
A cute outfit can't save you
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts Belgium
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
From portraitist to executioner?
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
In California Chrome’s bid to win the Triple Crown (would’ve been the...
Francesco Fragomeni and Chris Limbrick started recreating famous works of art using...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
If there was ever a College Board for artists, it would be the art academies of...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
You’ve been sitting at home in your sweatpants in the dark for days, binge-watching...
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
Excellent, eccentric, and damn queer
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts of...
We admit, we miss us some Lady Gaga, which is why we were so excited to see her...
Happy birthday to you vestal virgins who bring loyalty, hard work ethics,...
Outsider
Washington’s premier color-field frat
This Wednesday, Sartle is crushing on some serious babes. We’re talking Lily...
Meet me in St. Louis, Louis!
We’re obsessed with Game of Thrones this season, and are thanking the old...
Do what you're good at
Brits can't get enough scandal, and he doesn't disappoint
Great fighter of censorship
Rebel with plenty of cause
Like Midas, but different
Just couldn't make the aloha stick
Not actually a photographer
Not Picasso's muse Sylvette David
A Scot in Britain
Speaking out can have consequences
A true Romantic
scorpiondagger: (david hockney) CANNONBALL! A Bigger Splash by David Hockney We...
Second of four David Teniers' and married to a Breughel
Illustrated children's books to pay the rent
Some good old fashioned tentacle porn
Kim Jon Un reminded us this week that some of the hallowed traditions of evil...
*** SPOILER ALERT*** ...obviously. Well, we're halfway through the new...
An egotistical maniac, or my new boo?
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
Takaya Miou, Love Thyself. Courtesy of the Honolulu Museum of Art. The...
Made in a cabin
Wearing a vest of many colors
The term “The Orient” was coined in the 19th century, defined by the region...
Lovely sketch, sketchy love
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
George Washington (Lansdowne Portrait) by Gilbert Stuart at the National Portrait...
Self Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird by Frida Kahlo at the Harry...
Why the long face?
Bacchus and Ariadne by Titian at the The National Gallery (London)
An orchestra of orcas?
Double rainbow all the way across the sky!
Just another naked lady
Witness her
The Crown Season 2 premieres December 8 on Netflix and it couldn’t be more...
David gets sassy
Huge, famous sculpture. (With small, famous dingdong)
Angel of Assassination
Think of Romanticism as the emo kids of the 19th century. While...
The Sun King
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
The post-World War II period of the late 1940s to 1950s onward saw not only just a...
A Case of John Henryism
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
Mannerism is the -ism that followed the sophisticated High Renaissance and...
People Magazine has decided Blake Shelton is the “2017 Sexiest Man Alive”...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
Carravagio having a bad head day
Sometimes a cannonball is just a cannonball, but this splash may be naughty
New York is the real city of sin
Don't look at it...
Not for the weak-hearted or the balding
Luscious locks reveal a lot!
Even then it was all about the money
I'll pray for you
Whole Foods sold cigarettes?
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
Rococ-oh myyyyy! It looks like a little bit of seduction has arrived...
They’re coming for your books. Biblioclasm is the practice of...
Paul and Keanu's Excellent Adventure
Gay as a moonbeam
Alexa, play “Levitating” by Dua Lipa
Ribbit, ribbit
What will Tim do now that he's making the big bucks?
God is somethin', for Hockney we are not sure what
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
When you just killed Goliath no one dares tell you how to dress, even if it's like this
O say can you see
A clean sweep for David Ireland
"Puny Eunie"
She hated Frida Kahlo
Dead Lion's Society
Underneath it all
The little ship that couldn't
Nothing Fits, But Everything Works
Daddy, buy me a tragic painting
Too much monkey business
A good swattin’
Whether your mom is dazzled by the Impressionists or, like mine, is...
Aptly titled “The Hangover” by Henri de Toulouse-LautrecAs I sit here typing,...
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
While we at Sartle fancy ourselves pioneers of art history humor, we know that for...
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
T for Tony
A peeping Hockney's wet dream
Someone needs to call Charles Atlas
Hockney tells the future
Can't get more LA than this
Another unhappy ending
It's called acting
Puff, puff, pass
Schizophrenia is that disease that everyone associates with “hearing voices.” There...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
A burn too sick for the ER
With new capital, Tim travels to ours
Cheshire Cat?
Wandering to a theater near you
Are you in touch with your feelings?
Spear me maybe?
Rich people in the '60s
I am NOT Whistler’s mother
This week, behold Mark Rothko’s Orange, Red, Yellow.
Mona Lisa confirmed to be Trump’s ancestor after conservationists find...
In the predominantly European dudeified world of architecture, Maya Lin always knew...
Take that Uncle Sam!
The penis is v. important in this one
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
Claude Monet, The Japanese Footbridge, 1899, National Gallery of Art, Washington D....
Hey big spender
Blondes have more fun, even if they can't eat steak
Sister sister
Such a punchable face
I can’t believe it’s not butter
Two years ago, the Fine Arts Museums of San Francisco put on a show...
“We thought the best way to help people understand Van Gogh’s life was to...
Togas are a classic I-forgot-to-buy-a-costume costume, requiring just a white...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
Gothic tipi?
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
These masked reptiles are full of sage advice. I’m sure you’ve all...
What makes a good movie great? A trip to the museum, that’s what. To...
If you want to get an eye-catching art history inspired tattoo, look no...
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
In Ezra Koenig’s new Netflix anime series, Neo Yokio, a demon enters the...
Everything you thought you knew is wrong! OK, maybe not everything … Gravity...
Let some of the most romantic artist couples of all time inspire your LOVE this...
It’s time to don your rainbow attire because June is gay pride month! While many of...
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
Clueless has become as classically vintage as Cher’s 1972 columns with traces of...
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
As we approach the one-year anniversary of COVID lockdown in San Francisco,...
