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Margaret Thatcher called him "that man who paints those dreadful pictures"
This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
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The only occasions when horror films seem to garner an ounce of respect, is when...
Sorry PETA
Bacon paints meat
Christian nightmares
Epitome of feeling blue
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
The term “Post-Impressionism” was first used in 1910 by the English art...
Meat blender
What filter is that?
Jessica recently let us know that she’d found some of Sartle’s work on Hieronymus...
Without further ado, we call this post’s drink the Figure with Meat Whiskey Neat ‘N...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
Sigourney Weaver's problem
In 2011, the United Nations declared that July 30 would forever be known as the...
Brothel artist
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
(Image from arunadsouza) Hide the boobies! In recent art news, Pablo Picasso’s The...
Oops, my hand slipped. See the previous dino-invaded artworks and hold onto your...
…and five epic Oscar losses. But he’s finally done it! Here’s how:
By the way, for every picture posted on various social media platforms and tagged...
The new and improved San Francisco Museum of Modern Art (SFMOMA) reopened on May...
Here is Marina Abramović’s Portrait with Scorpion (2005) We’re celebrating our...
scorpiondagger: (david hockney) CANNONBALL! A Bigger Splash by David Hockney We...
Awful person, signed hundreds of death warrants
It is the (second) most wonderful time of the year: Halloween. Whether you’re...
Bow down, witches, ‘cus the Sartle team has carved the best jack-o-...
Brits can't get enough scandal, and he doesn't disappoint
Great fighter of censorship
Rebel with plenty of cause
Like Midas, but different
Just couldn't make the aloha stick
Not actually a photographer
Not Picasso's muse Sylvette David
A Scot in Britain
Speaking out can have consequences
A true Romantic
Baby won’t you light my fire
What makes a good movie great? A trip to the museum, that’s what. To...
I’m in my late 20s, which for about five years has meant that March and April bring...
Welcome to Death Do Us Art, an online bridal expo for art lovers.I’ve found five...
Second of four David Teniers' and married to a Breughel
Nothin' but the nasty
Christmas came early this year at Sartle headquarters!Dali’s super rare and super...
Behold, the contents of your nightmares
On my latest trip to the “BIG APPLE” (I heard that’s what real New Yorkers call it...
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“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
Ok Cupid!
Stuck in the asphalt with you
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
Remember back to the 2016 election when womxn’s hearts across the nation felt...
Magritte doesn't get mad, he gets stabby
Cubist dream
With the help of a machine
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
Star-spangled liar
Slumped from stigmata
Check out our earlier post of nip slips through art history.Miley Cyrus has become...
Mining doesn’t cause death
Ring around the rosie
Making money via faith.
David gets sassy
Huge, famous sculpture. (With small, famous dingdong)
What does Red look like? Fire truck Red. A bright Red fire truck in a...
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So about that American Dream…
Where did the time go?
“Everything means nothing if I can’t have you…”
…and here they are again, looking Bond-ish…
Gertrude Stein was an American author, known for her Paris salon of writers and...
If you want to get an eye-catching art history inspired tattoo, look no...
A Case of John Henryism
Beyoncé is no stranger to art history references as seen in her Formation video or...
Literal love child
SOURCESeriously credentialed French officials are proclaiming that a painting found...
Don’t make me summon the ancestors
Carravagio having a bad head day
Sometimes a cannonball is just a cannonball, but this splash may be naughty
New York is the real city of sin
Don't look at it...
Not for the weak-hearted or the balding
Luscious locks reveal a lot!
Even then it was all about the money
I'll pray for you
Whole Foods sold cigarettes?
Togas are a classic I-forgot-to-buy-a-costume costume, requiring just a white...
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
Autumn is fast upon us, and you know what that means! Warm beverage season is...
Too truisms
One man's terrorist with a skin disease is another man's noble martyr
Ribbit, ribbit
What will Tim do now that he's making the big bucks?
God is somethin', for Hockney we are not sure what
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
When you just killed Goliath no one dares tell you how to dress, even if it's like this
O say can you see
A clean sweep for David Ireland
Socrates is so obnoxious he meets a macabre end
Please paint in my absent angry mother
Suicide mission with the fam-bam
"Puny Eunie"
She hated Frida Kahlo
Dead Lion's Society
Underneath it all
The little ship that couldn't
Click here for post-coital cuddles
Nothing Fits, But Everything Works
Agamemnon's Jedi mind tricks
Daddy, buy me a tragic painting
Too much monkey business
A good swattin’
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
This music video by Hold Your Horses! is a great way for you to spread your...
BFF's til the end
You wouldn’t expect to uncover a spiritual path in the halls of a museum, but the...
Last week, Sartle was invited to the Director’s Breakfast at the de Young...
When the United States forcefully opened Japan to foreign trade,...
Maybe the Italians made fun of his height?
T for Tony
A peeping Hockney's wet dream
Someone needs to call Charles Atlas
Hockney tells the future
In the middle of a hottie sandwich
Can't get more LA than this
Another unhappy ending
It's called acting
Duty or love – Can’t a prince have both?
Puff, puff, pass
Sometime between using the “1-Click” function on Amazon, buying groceries at...
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
Norman Rockwell is without question one of the artists most...
2020 was more static than usual, and you may not have been able to see as much art...
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
With new capital, Tim travels to ours
Cheshire Cat?
Wandering to a theater near you
Are you in touch with your feelings?
Spear me maybe?
Rich people in the '60s
I am NOT Whistler’s mother
As the holidays approach and merrymaking intensifies, the pressure to...
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Bigger, Badder, and More Realistic If you like hot bods, ugly babies, and...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
Tummy ache?
Take that Uncle Sam!
If at first you don’t succeed, starve
A cute outfit can't save you
The Crown Season 2 premieres December 8 on Netflix and it couldn’t be more...
These masked reptiles are full of sage advice. I’m sure you’ve all...
If there was ever a College Board for artists, it would be the art academies of...
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
No more tacky inspirational Martin Luther King Jr. quotes about how he had a...
The Fourth of July is soon approaching and there is no one better to emulate...
At the beginning and end of the Alice Neel “People Come First” exhibit, you’ll find...
Clueless has become as classically vintage as Cher’s 1972 columns with traces of...
This cult ‘90s movie made a lasting impression, inspiring terrifying fashion trends...
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