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Stolen and recovered in no time at all
Probably banged your girlfriend
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
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Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
This week, behold Pablo Picasso’s Le Rêve (The Dream).
Welcome to Part Four, the grande finale of the epic Sartle Remix for The Life of...
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Target practice for Hitler's airforce
Imma start some drama
Forget tiny, this is world’s oddest violin
Paint-ception
The one that got away
(Image from arunadsouza) Hide the boobies! In recent art news, Pablo Picasso’s The...
Picasso does Mary Cassatt
Up in smoke!
Even cassanovas can get depressed
The legend herself
Hello darkness (Casagemas), Picasso's old friend
The family that circuses together stays together
Three-headed musician = daddy issues
Right before Cubism went off the rails
Idyllic villas, an escape
Look at that cock
Mirror mirror on the wall
Prussian Blue for your dead mate
As we approach the one-year anniversary of COVID lockdown in San Francisco,...
Welcome back to Think Before You Ink, a series where we show the worst of the worst...
Welcome to Part Three of the Sartle Remix for The Life of Pablo. We’re celebrating...
Oh so sad
Squares are people too
May the force be with you.So I don’t know about you guys, but I know A LOT of...
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Should have been called "nude mistress in a red chair"
Scary or sexy?
Beer goggles gone wrong
Where he got his start
Umbrella collector
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
If Kanye wants to be like Pablo, we can make that happen.Say what you want about...
One day you may see Kanye’s nipples. But it is not this day.Welcome to Part Two of...
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
One wild and sexy lady
$135 Million, like a drop in a bucket
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Seated Woman by Henri MatisseIn happy art news, a painting stolen from renowned art...
PUPPPPPPPPYYYY!!!! Sorry, no puppies in boxes this year, but perhaps a...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Under the big tent
Cubism was one of the first -isms to hit our collective senses in the twentieth-...
What’s up Sartle people? We decided to be a little less mainstream this year and...
Harlequin Head by Pablo Picasso
There are a lot of reasons to be upset recently. The changing political climate,...
I had a hearty laugh watching Toy Story some 20 years later and finally getting...
Nude Woman in a Red Armchair by Pablo Picasso
Behind every famous artist is a fine feline, history tells us.Today, Team Sartle is...
The Symbolist Movement was born in 1886 as a literary movement by Jean...
Not your typical odalisque
The forbidden male nude
It takes a woman to give nudes true personality
To gaze or not to gaze?
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Bill Clinton was hanging out with his pal George W. Bush last week and made...
This week the Golden State Warriors faced off against the Cleveland Cavaliers and...
Self-portraits go way back and for good reason. As the author of 55 of them, Frida...
Price channels his inner Salome, a la Hans Cranach the Younger in this publicity...
In the beginning, there was darkness… Tohubohu, according to the Merriam-...
All Children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once one grows up...
In California Chrome’s bid to win the Triple Crown (would’ve been the...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Archist Series. Federico Babina. 2014 Small and want to live in a Damien Hirst...
Famous British Mugs
"The noblest of Washington buildings." - Walt Whitman
We’re drooling over this clever shirt featuring our favorite crime-fighting...
Here is Marina Abramović’s Portrait with Scorpion (2005) We’re celebrating our...
Reclining Nude by Suzanne Valadon
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van...
At Sartle, we choo-choo-choose you! Saying I’m not a big fan of corporate holidays...
Nude lips have been killing it extra hard for at least the past year, and even...
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
I’m not saying Hamilton the Musical saved Alexander Hamilton’s face from getting...
Paolozzi as the god of art, fire, and other dangerous things? Photo by Ezinda...
Oops, my hand slipped. See the previous dino-invaded artworks and hold onto your...
Bow down, witches, ‘cus the Sartle team has carved the best jack-o-...
Great Scott!
After a deep investigation, Team Sartle has discovered the infamous, elusive, great...
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Reading Le Figaro by Mary Cassatt, 1883. Private CollectionSometimes you just need...
She does sound like a pretty nice person and a great mom so there is that…..
This Wednesday, Sartle is crushing on some serious babes. We’re talking Lily...
Who needs shirts?
You can fake a lot of things. Orgasms, boobs, degrees. And paintings, of course....
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
Alexander the Great and Campaspe in the Studio of Apelles by Giovanni Battista...
Autumn is fast upon us, and you know what that means! Warm beverage season is...
The Hangover (Suzanne Valadon) by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec at the Fogg Museum
Bound to appear, for hundreds of years
Welcome to Death Do Us Art, an online bridal expo for art lovers.I’ve found five...
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Yesterday, we presented you with 6 influential African American artists in art...
Christmas came early this year at Sartle headquarters!Dali’s super rare and super...
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Mae West Lips Sofa by Salvador Dali, in cross-influence with fashion guru Elsa...
Pixar’s newest feature film Inside Out has been out in theaters for less than a...
Obama has his reasons for making fun of art history and it’s all this posts fault....
Are your eyes bleeding from binge watching the entirety of Orange Is the New Black...
The middle dress in the image above is the one that was originally posted on tumblr...
Gertrude Stein was an American author, known for her Paris salon of writers and...
Welsh model/reality TV star Imogen Thomas sparked a Twitter war over her...
Going to see the Obama Portraits has been described as a secular pilgrimage.
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Freaky families
The sweetest of portraits
Happy birthday to our well-balanced Libras! Some would say the following artists...
It’s baa-aack.Scathing, clever and poignant as ever. BoJack Horseman Season 3 is...
Self-portrait with portrait in exchange for portrait
Not everyone's photogenic
Today is #MuseumSelfie Day! That means that today, you don’t have to fight your...
Portrait-ception
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Picture books can be one of the best formats for imparting a love of art and...
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The lighting isn't doing him any favors
The Pope who partied
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
Gustav Klimt-inspired tattoos are like porn - I know one when I see it....
Stolen, found, but not returned
I am talented and successful
Big-time First Lady
We love a hat moment
Mother in law
Olympia who?
You’ll never think of “drip painting” the same way again
Wiiiiild wiiilllld horsesss (and scary hyenas)
Rembrandt’s first selfie on panel
Not to be confused with N'awlins
Wrapped in red
The original King of Cool
Beyond Gauguin & evil
Portraits of Belleville
This little painting went “wee wee wee...”
To the Earl goes the spoils
The games have nearly begun. And I'm not talking about the Hunger Games,...
We are excited to announce that Sartle has created a trivia game, and it is now...
Modern art is experimental and innovative, as artists respond creatively to a world...
Frida loved Trostky. Stalin killed Trosky. Frida loved Stalin. Wait, what!?!?
Milk and cookies cause huge controversy
Not pregnant, just well dressed
Manet's BFF
Jack of all trades
She was a trendsetter
Big henry
The twinkling lights of Paris start to show through
thump-thump thump-thump
We're suckers for a guy in a suit
This story is juicy
Sexy kinda
Monkeys are the new roses
Because screw your cultural norms
BDSM much?
The Sun King
The Mad Masker
You won’t get a glimpse of the mustache
Snoozefest
Flashing all that bling bling
Surprise face!
Rescued by sled dogs
Drama drama drama
Not accurate
That's one melancholic Madame
Want to see a pic of Marsden’s crush?
She hated Frida Kahlo
Poor unfortunate simonetta
Kahlo family Christmas card
Fine, you can paint my portrait, but you have to include my dog
Horse Girl finds her Dream Man
The face of romance
Keep your budget tight and your circles tighter
Destroyer of dragons
“He’s a good kid”
Anything for the king
Son of a brewer, owned by an inside man
Child super-genius
A singular achievement
Geniuses, niece and auntie
Adolescent Metalpoint Master
A mystery lady
Magic mirror on the wall
Whether you paced yourself or binged the entire new season of the...
Let some of the most romantic artist couples of all time inspire your LOVE this...
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
Imagine all of Einstein’s writings, jottings, and mathematical theorems in crayon...
Hatscarves rule
Lots of perks to being a vestal virgin, but also some risks
Her nickname was "la bella Simonetta"
Let it all hang out
A lot of self-reflection happens at the insane asylum
Cruella O'Keeffe
I like it when you call me big poppa
Breakups will make us do crazy things
Was it all a dream?
What filter is that?
More than just a teacher’s pet.
Boss lady
Now that's a resting bitch face
Pet Goals
It’s the circle of life and politics
Rocking the five-head
Mary's big bro
Loneliness in the city
Gives new meaning to the term "food porn"
Delacroix’s Arab culture fetish
Atypical portrait by an atypical artist
Neckties, pianos, and outcasts
Wholesome bro
Paint with all seven fingers
My best hat yet
LL, is that you?
Our little weakness...
Bully!
Some More Drama
No more drinkie
Goin' to the chapel, gonna get married
The spirit of Caesar
We don't know much…
First off, that is a really unfortunate name
Came with a letter of explanation
Used to patch a chicken coop
That other pandemic
Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
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Frida showing off a menagerie, unibrow and 'stache
It all ended badly for Charles
It's good to be bad
Pretty, fat, and on the fast track
Troublemaker!
Hats keep your head warm and help you look très mystérieuse
Look Ma, no ear!
Socialism never looked this sexy
Accidental POTUS
I feel pretty, oh so pretty
That's not what he looks like
