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A quiet day at the brothel
If Kanye wants to be like Pablo, we can make that happen.Say what you want about...
Health care for sex workers
(source) He may have been a tiny guy, but no one could’ve survived as many...
Green ladies are always the nicest
1,2,3 Kick!
Has a disease named after him
Hey, I’m Maya! I started interning at Sartle a little over a month ago along with...
This woman has attitude, an appetite, and boy can she dance!
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A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
Spot all the artist’s besties
Misere is widespread depression caused specifically by the painful juxtaposition of...
Check out our earlier post of nip slips through art history.Miley Cyrus has become...
Even firecrackers run out of energy eventually
We admit, we miss us some Lady Gaga, which is why we were so excited to see her...
Teacher of artists
This cult ‘90s movie made a lasting impression, inspiring terrifying fashion trends...
Yesterday, we presented you with 6 influential African American artists in art...
The immortal Zsa Zsa Gabor.We recently brought you zany quotes from Hollywood...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
Artist Biopics - Part One: March 7
Step into the 19th century French cafe for a sip of the green fairy this...
When you're unhappy and you know it don't clap your hands
Free museums for the win
Ancient architecture, delicious casserole and fabulous art
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
Before Facebook event pages, you had to get creative
It’s Kiss a Ginger day and we’re kicking off the day by celebrating...
Ladies looking tired of the night
More like Louise LOLer
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Secret lives of gay prostitutes
Mr. Cool always gets invited to the party
Yvette herself thought it a "monstrosity"
Babe, I’m sorry I’m late
When will my reflection show who I am inside
Mental health issues restrict an artist’s ability to create. But, art can also...
Their first curator added much of his own work
The one and only: Zsa Zsa GaborThis February would have marked the 100th birthday...
Those who can't do, paint
Smart girls don't buy sight unseen
Imitation is the sincerest form of brown-nosing
Fashion Alert! Harajuku girls invade Hawaii! The Honolulu Museum of...
Two Friends by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
Explosive high kicks
Sexy stocking stuffers
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
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He married a rich model
A good man in a messed up world
Armchair tourism pays off
Save the horses!
Copying can be a legitimate career choice sometimes
Sgt. of Art
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
The Hangover (Suzanne Valadon) by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec at the Fogg Museum
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Oops, my hand slipped. See the previous dino-invaded artworks and hold onto your...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
Briggsy
Click here to find God!
Where's that dam photo?
A wandering painter
It doesn’t get much better than a Bachelor-art-history mashup.Hopefully you caught...
At the opera with Manet’s only student
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van...
As any rabid fan of Ru Paul's Drag Race will tell you, the competing queens are...
Would rather throw spitballs than study
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
What do Henri Matisse and Ellen DeGeneres have in common?
The term “Post-Impressionism” was first used in 1910 by the English art...
Seated Woman by Henri MatisseIn happy art news, a painting stolen from renowned art...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
This Wednesday, Sartle is crushing on some serious babes. We’re talking Lily...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
Loved the countryside, and died of lyme disease contracted in the countryside
Last year we provided you with some art-themed Valentines to give to your Valentine...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
Nothing beats having a brother. Knowing you have a partner in crime is essential in...
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
If there was ever a College Board for artists, it would be the art academies of...
Drawn to the dark side
Tania and I were desperate for a “day” off and decided a tour of the mid-west was...
via unimpressionism Realism can refer to two things: the representation of the...
The pitfalls of trying to sell stolen art
Everybody dance now
Stalin hated it!
Before Freddy Krueger there were still things that went bump in the night
Neato nature
Guy about to invent writing: oh, you haven't heard?
There's no such thing as bad publicity
Impressionism at a Glance: You Mean Those Smudges Are Intentional? Flowers,...
Sibling rivalry
Savage fashion
Those have got to be implants
Shapes that make sculpture out of thin air
Guggenheim hooked it UP
Grab a mai-tai
Do the thing! Win the sports!
Don’t be so naive
God save the Queen!
Float like a butterfly, threads like an OG
Gertrude Stein was an American author, known for her Paris salon of writers and...
Camille Claudel is known for her narrative bronze and marble sculptures. She...
sourceThe Man in the High Castle season 2, your next online TV addiction after The...
*** SPOILER ALERT*** ...obviously. Well, we're halfway through the new...
No bra days are the best days
Big henry
Style changes to depict a living nightmare
Playing dress up
Not balloon animals
It’s, like, a metaphor, man
A tender moment
“You’re blocking my light”
Iconic... apparently
Little pig's tail
Rock the casbah!
Squares are people too
It's almost like you're there
Rebel in pantaloons
Now you see me...
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
Aptly titled “The Hangover” by Henri de Toulouse-LautrecAs I sit here typing,...
Nothing like a ten-some to tempt a saint
Not from a fat chicken, just a big boned one
Didn't turn out great, as you might guess
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy
Harsher on racists than Trump
Make it green! Make it blue! Make it red!
A political pain in the ass
Taking the sun-spot in a lions’ den
Lit by divinity
Praying to have faith
So this is why they call them blueprints
The right to bear arms?
Happy Lunar New Year everybody! All in all, Year of the Rooster has been...
If COVID-19 quarantine has left you missing the museums that closed, disappointed...
Daddy's little girl grows up
Once a good boy, always a good boy
Œdipus starts some drama
Just some good ol’ fashioned Milton fanfiction
Heavenly view
Impression, Sunrise by Claude Monet - the painting that changed it all.
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
Skating on thick ice
Rip van drinkle
Sacred moment made earthly and intimate
A bargain at twice the price
I’ll never understand humans
Portrait of Henry VIII of England by Hans Holbein the Younger Pronunciation: /cag-...
PUPPPPPPPPYYYY!!!! Sorry, no puppies in boxes this year, but perhaps a...
Self-portraits go way back and for good reason. As the author of 55 of them, Frida...
The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau at Museum of Modern ArtHappy, happy birthday...
Don't call it a comeback
All it’s missing is a cup of tea
Drop trou and pick up your trowels people, because tomorrow is officially World...
Odalisque with Red Culottes by Henri Matisse
A fun series where Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining the mostly crude...
Monogram by Robert Rauschenberg at the Museum of Modern Art Stockholm Here’s to our...
Angelica takes a stab at combining the mostly crude Texts From Last Night...
It's the end of October, which can only mean one thing: Sartle's annual Pumpkin...
Sexism and misogyny were rampant throughout the 20th century in basically...
Haha, sucks for you East Coasters! No, but seriously, all that snow sounds terrible...
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
If you want to get an eye-catching art history inspired tattoo, look no...
This portrait of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is not quite as flattering as you...
All Children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once one grows up...
I never paint dreams or nightmares. I paint my own reality. - Frida Kahlo I...
Clueless has become as classically vintage as Cher’s 1972 columns with traces of...
Flaming June by Frederic Leighton at the Ponce Museum of Art
Sartle got our sparkle on at the 5th annual Shine A Light event at Portland Art...
Well folks, it's that time of year again. The sun is high in the sky and...
But, if your entire instagram feed is of your duck-lipped face you might wanna slow...
If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
We’re at the final book here in the trilogy, and because we’re going by book and...
