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Art on the walls and in the toilets
Awful person, signed hundreds of death warrants
Do what you're good at
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Sartle highly recommends the San Francisco Art Institute’s new online art...
Some good old fashioned tentacle porn
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
Takaya Miou, Love Thyself. Courtesy of the Honolulu Museum of Art. The...
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Made in a cabin
Wearing a vest of many colors
One man's terrorist with a skin disease is another man's noble martyr
Socrates is so obnoxious he meets a macabre end
Please paint in my absent angry mother
Suicide mission with the fam-bam
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Agamemnon's Jedi mind tricks
Why the long face?
Excellent, eccentric, and damn queer
Lovely sketch, sketchy love
San Francisco Art Institute is offering two new online college classes...
Just another naked lady
Witness her
Maybe the Italians made fun of his height?
Angel of Assassination
In the middle of a hottie sandwich
Duty or love – Can’t a prince have both?
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
If there was ever a College Board for artists, it would be the art academies of...
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
Tummy ache?
If at first you don’t succeed, starve
A cute outfit can't save you
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts Belgium
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
From portraitist to executioner?
If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
In California Chrome’s bid to win the Triple Crown (would’ve been the...
Francesco Fragomeni and Chris Limbrick started recreating famous works of art using...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
We’re obsessed with Game of Thrones this season, and are thanking the old...
Don’t worry if everyone says STEM is the only field hiring and that a liberal arts...
You’ve been sitting at home in your sweatpants in the dark for days, binge-watching...
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts of...
This film serves as a visual sketch of a man’s life that leaves the audience...
We admit, we miss us some Lady Gaga, which is why we were so excited to see her...
Happy birthday to you vestal virgins who bring loyalty, hard work ethics,...
Mona Lisa confirmed to be Trump’s ancestor after conservationists find...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
This Wednesday, Sartle is crushing on some serious babes. We’re talking Lily...
Summer, the most idyllic of times for the beloved cross-country American ramble, is...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
Claude Monet, The Japanese Footbridge, 1899, National Gallery of Art, Washington D....
Claire Foy as Elizabeth II in The Crown.This month, while most Americans were glued...
“We thought the best way to help people understand Van Gogh’s life was to...
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
In Ezra Koenig’s new Netflix anime series, Neo Yokio, a demon enters the...
Everything you thought you knew is wrong! OK, maybe not everything … Gravity...
The post-World War II period of the late 1940s to 1950s onward saw not only just a...
Kim Jon Un reminded us this week that some of the hallowed traditions of evil...
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
As we approach the one-year anniversary of COVID lockdown in San Francisco,...
The Crown Season 2 premieres December 8 on Netflix and it couldn’t be more...
We're outing Hayao Miyazaki as an art nerd. Ok, it’s maybe not the biggest...
Feminist art theory emerged in the 60s in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement...
Monet: The Early Years gives visitors the chance to track the artist’s growth...
Think of Romanticism as the emo kids of the 19th century. While...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
The term “The Orient” was coined in the 19th century, defined by the region...
Yes, Carol, we will visit you this Sunday because it is the 2016 Oscars and we...
If you’ve ever carried something cumbersome and metal in a narrow space (say,...
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
And, with so much art (and art related fare) also available on those journeys, we...
An art bromance or something more? Land art celebrity and hippie...
The only occasions when horror films seem to garner an ounce of respect, is when...
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
George Washington (Lansdowne Portrait) by Gilbert Stuart at the National Portrait...
Last Thursday evening I had the pleasure of attending an action-packed (!)...
Detail from La Città Nuova (The New City) by Antonio Sant’...
Self Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird by Frida Kahlo at the Harry...
Bacchus and Ariadne by Titian at the The National Gallery (London)
We’re so, so happy with how well-received San Francisco’s newest gallery has been....
66 years ago today, the world was introduced to the psychedelic masterpiece...
This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
“You get what you get,” Sarah Lucas hurriedly blurts out when passed the nearly...
Rococ-oh myyyyy! It looks like a little bit of seduction has arrived...
“The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more...
This week, behold Mark Rothko’s Orange, Red, Yellow.
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
To Diego Rivera, “America” meant: “the territory included between the two ice...
Whether you’re new to art or an old hand, Edinburgh is an incredible place for an...
Painter of fashionable life
Sartle can get a little carried away reppin’ San Francisco. The Bay is, after all,...
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
It’s March Madness and while many fans obsess over their carefully-designed...
Sexism and misogyny were rampant throughout the 20th century in basically...
Imagine all of Einstein’s writings, jottings, and mathematical theorems in crayon...
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
Mannerism is the -ism that followed the sophisticated High Renaissance and...
What this is however is a really awesome meme we can’t wait to implement. I put my...
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
Depression is a nasty condition. Most of the time it leaves you feeling...
If you’re getting married and you love art, then you’ve come to the right place....
This week we’re looking at a piece of art that we all know from our freshman year:...
