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Rich diplomat/artist, loved fleshy girls, married a 16 year old when he was 53
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Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
The First Date
Eat first, sex later
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Three graces are better than one
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
It came back positive
Queen got your tongue?
A Rubens sandwich of babies and anti-war sentiment
Stick it to The Man
And they say snacking after dinner is sinful
Always wear your seat belt
A literal hellscape
Conveniently peaceful portrait
A little to the left, no, to the right
"You're tearing me apart!"
Carravagio having a bad head day
When men were muscley, women were soft, and there were only four continents
Snack time
And that is how we got the constellation Gemini
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Baby Herc nips the nip
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Just a martyr girl gang
Heyyy
I’m riding that hippo first!
When you just killed Goliath no one dares tell you how to dress, even if it's like this
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
Apparently there's no food chain in heaven
Genoa's fanciest
Always the centaur of attention
Painting the patron
Paint me in too, old buddy
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
Familial murder and godly revenge
A great painter's quest away from painting
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
The Earl goes bankrupt on art
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
Don't call it a comeback
When Doves Cry
As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
Speaking out can have consequences
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
The most badass Judith
One must always wear proper headgear when going into sports battle.The Superbowl is...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
Awful person, signed hundreds of death warrants
*** SPOILER ALERT*** ...obviously. Well, we're halfway through the new...
It's taxidermatological
Savvy politician and ladies' man
Death's photographer
Provocative painter, all-around survivor
Hypebeast or hipster?
Togas are a classic I-forgot-to-buy-a-costume costume, requiring just a white...
Last year we provided you with some art-themed Valentines to give to your Valentine...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Brits can't get enough scandal, and he doesn't disappoint
Great fighter of censorship
Rebel with plenty of cause
Like Midas, but different
Just couldn't make the aloha stick
Not actually a photographer
Not Picasso's muse Sylvette David
A Scot in Britain
scorpiondagger: (david hockney) CANNONBALL! A Bigger Splash by David Hockney We...
A true Romantic
Big Daddy of it all
His poop took down a power line in Berne
Wore a spiky helmet, just like Bismarck
Not a sports guy
Britain's most hated artist
Wanderlust for Western Canada
Boho Chic
On the dot
Where's that dam photo?
Second of four David Teniers' and married to a Breughel
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
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Drama, drama, drama
Rub elbows with Hollywood's elite
You wouldn’t expect to uncover a spiritual path in the halls of a museum, but the...
Self Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird by Frida Kahlo at the Harry...
Bacchus and Ariadne by Titian at the The National Gallery (London)
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Possibly cut off van Gogh's ear
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
Badass portrait painter
Balling all over the world
You’ve been sitting at home in your sweatpants in the dark for days, binge-watching...
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Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
We love getting new contributors and we’d like to introduce you to one of them:...
These masked reptiles are full of sage advice. I’m sure you’ve all...
If it weren’t for the Medici family, some of our favorite Renaissance artists...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
Do what you're good at
Whether inadvertently or as part of a master plan for world takeover, Kim...
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
Disclaimer: This article contains amazon affiliate links. Can any biographer...
The Baroque is a strange and wonderful movement that was created and marketed...
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
David gets sassy
Huge, famous sculpture. (With small, famous dingdong)
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Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
Para el Cambio
Power of a flower
A Case of John Henryism
Brains and beauty
Cezanne's bad boy phase
Between the sheets
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
One way to look at all art is through the lens of design. All art uses...
Baroque art started because the Catholics got all jealous that people were...
Sometimes a cannonball is just a cannonball, but this splash may be naughty
New York is the real city of sin
Don't look at it...
Not for the weak-hearted or the balding
Luscious locks reveal a lot!
Even then it was all about the money
I'll pray for you
Whole Foods sold cigarettes?
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
See you at poker night
Have a holly jolly Christmas
Swim anyone?
Bluebird singing
To catch a predator
Phew, that was close.
Whoops He Pinned it Again
How you like them apples?
Weird science
Modern dance mama
Let's Get Ready to Rumble!
Beyond Gauguin & evil
Jesus got jaundice
Penny for her thoughts
Cavorting with prostitutes in Arles
Beheadings in the Pacific
A carnival for the kids
"Fish are friends, not food"
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
This Wednesday, Sartle is crushing on some serious babes. We’re talking Lily...
Cloned but not forgotten
Balling with Garfield
The ineffective president
The bachelor president
So this is why they call them blueprints
One man's terrorist with a skin disease is another man's noble martyr
Ribbit, ribbit
What will Tim do now that he's making the big bucks?
God is somethin', for Hockney we are not sure what
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
O say can you see
A clean sweep for David Ireland
Socrates is so obnoxious he meets a macabre end
Please paint in my absent angry mother
Suicide mission with the fam-bam
"Puny Eunie"
She hated Frida Kahlo
Dead Lion's Society
Underneath it all
The little ship that couldn't
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Nothing Fits, But Everything Works
Agamemnon's Jedi mind tricks
Daddy, buy me a tragic painting
Too much monkey business
A good swattin’
Paul was a bit of a horndog
Art thieves caught red handed
Teaching aide
Waity Katie no more!
That's one melancholic Madame
Talent out the wazoo
Cross-Dresser Extraordinaire
Accidental POTUS
Twenty-seven, Balling
Stalwart no more
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