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Rich diplomat/artist, loved fleshy girls, married a 16 year old when he was 53
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Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
The First Date
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
Eat first, sex later
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Three graces are better than one
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
It came back positive
Queen got your tongue?
A Rubens sandwich of babies and anti-war sentiment
Stick it to The Man
And they say snacking after dinner is sinful
Always wear your seat belt
A literal hellscape
Conveniently peaceful portrait
A little to the left, no, to the right
"You're tearing me apart!"
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
When men were muscley, women were soft, and there were only four continents
Snack time
And that is how we got the constellation Gemini
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Baby Herc nips the nip
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Just a martyr girl gang
Heyyy
I’m riding that hippo first!
Apparently there's no food chain in heaven
Genoa's fanciest
Always the centaur of attention
Painting the patron
Paint me in too, old buddy
Familial murder and godly revenge
A great painter's quest away from painting
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
The Earl goes bankrupt on art
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
Don't call it a comeback
When Doves Cry
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
There is no must in art because art is free. - Wassily KandinskyI don’t do...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
It's taxidermatological
Savvy politician and ladies' man
Death's photographer
Provocative painter, all-around survivor
Hypebeast or hipster?
Last year we provided you with some art-themed Valentines to give to your Valentine...
Not a sports guy
His poop took down a power line in Berne
The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau at Museum of Modern ArtHappy, happy birthday...
Monogram by Robert Rauschenberg at the Museum of Modern Art Stockholm Here’s to our...
Britain's most hated artist
On the dot
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo at the Museum of Modern Art Mexico
Where's that dam photo?
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Big Daddy of it all
Wore a spiky helmet, just like Bismarck
Wanderlust for Western Canada
Boho Chic
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Artist Biopics - Part One: March 7
Rub elbows with Hollywood's elite
Possibly cut off van Gogh's ear
Drama, drama, drama
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
You wouldn’t expect to uncover a spiritual path in the halls of a museum, but the...
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Badass portrait painter
Balling all over the world
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
All Children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once one grows up...
I never paint dreams or nightmares. I paint my own reality. - Frida Kahlo I...
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
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We love getting new contributors and we’d like to introduce you to one of them:...
Depression is a nasty condition. Most of the time it leaves you feeling...
I would like to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
If it weren’t for the Medici family, some of our favorite Renaissance artists...
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van...
As quickly as it appeared, the Google Arts and Culture app has disappeared from...
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
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Whether inadvertently or as part of a master plan for world takeover, Kim...
Today’s the day that we celebrate some Italian guy who got into a boat and (...
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
The Baroque is a strange and wonderful movement that was created and marketed...
Fish (Still Life), 1864. By Édouard Manet at the Art Institute of ChicagoHappy...
The Young Bull by Paulus Potter at the MauritshuisLike a classic Taurus, I’m a bit...
The Four Elements: Fire, Water and Earth, Air by Adolf Ziegler at the Gallery of...
Do what you're good at
Here is Marina Abramović’s Portrait with Scorpion (2005) We’re celebrating our...
Happy birthday to you vestal virgins who bring loyalty, hard work ethics,...
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
Happy birthday to our well-balanced Libras! Some would say the following artists...
Yay! It’s time for my fellow Aries babies, born between March 20 to April 20 we’re...
That eternal postman always rings twice, even for famous artists. Here are some...
Whodunnit??
Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
Self Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird by Frida Kahlo at the Harry...
Bacchus and Ariadne by Titian at the The National Gallery (London)
Para el Cambio
Power of a flower
Brains and beauty
YBAs are so fetch. Once upon a time in the 1980s, London was...
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
No more tacky inspirational Martin Luther King Jr. quotes about how he had a...
One way to look at all art is through the lens of design. All art uses...
Baroque art started because the Catholics got all jealous that people were...
Cezanne's bad boy phase
Between the sheets
Behind every famous artist is a fine feline, history tells us.Today, Team Sartle is...
Stone Age sisters doin’ it for themselves
Like, Totally Rad Art Dude
An ancient dick pic
Work of hot air
Portraits of Belleville
Kim K. has nothing on Courbet
Damn, I look good
Build like the Egyptians
Advertise your god-complex
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
See you at poker night
Have a holly jolly Christmas
Swim anyone?
Bluebird singing
To catch a predator
Phew, that was close.
Whoops He Pinned it Again
How you like them apples?
Weird science
Modern dance mama
Let's Get Ready to Rumble!
Beyond Gauguin & evil
Jesus got jaundice
Penny for her thoughts
Cavorting with prostitutes in Arles
Beheadings in the Pacific
A carnival for the kids
"Fish are friends, not food"
Cloned but not forgotten
Balling with Garfield
The ineffective president
The bachelor president
So this is why they call them blueprints
Real Housewives of Paris
He's a little young for fetish play
Pretty but kind of boring
*deep existential sigh*
Bringing the inside out
The only good reason to join a cult
These serpents made hiss-tory
Paul was a bit of a horndog
Art thieves caught red handed
Teaching aide
Waity Katie no more!
That's one melancholic Madame
Talent out the wazoo
Mental health issues restrict an artist’s ability to create. But, art can also...
So we did what anyone would do and ushered them into the conference room and then...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
Schizophrenia is that disease that everyone associates with “hearing voices.” There...
Don’t worry if everyone says STEM is the only field hiring and that a liberal arts...
Cross-Dresser Extraordinaire
Accidental POTUS
Twenty-seven, Balling
Stalwart no more
More like Honest Babe
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
Oh shit!
Sexism sucks
No days off
Go ahead and take a peek
Another nude, Gerome?
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
