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Blondes have more fun, even if they can't eat steak
scorpiondagger: (david hockney) CANNONBALL! A Bigger Splash by David Hockney We...
Brits can't get enough scandal, and he doesn't disappoint
Aptly titled “The Hangover” by Henri de Toulouse-LautrecAs I sit here typing,...
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Sometimes a cannonball is just a cannonball, but this splash may be naughty
New York is the real city of sin
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
What will Tim do now that he's making the big bucks?
God is somethin', for Hockney we are not sure what
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
She hated Frida Kahlo
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
A peeping Hockney's wet dream
Someone needs to call Charles Atlas
Hockney tells the future
Can't get more LA than this
With new capital, Tim travels to ours
Rich people in the '60s
Last Friday night’s grand opening at Embark Gallery was a true show-stopper for the...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Awful person, signed hundreds of death warrants
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
*** SPOILER ALERT*** ...obviously. Well, we're halfway through the new...
Don’t worry, we will still be located at the fantastic Fort Mason Center...
It’s time to don your rainbow attire because June is gay pride month! While many of...
If you want to get an eye-catching art history inspired tattoo, look no...
It’s been a few years since the last Harry Potter movie and/or book were released...
We love you BoJack!BoJack Horseman is the best show on Netflix right now and season...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
Great fighter of censorship
Rebel with plenty of cause
Like Midas, but different
Just couldn't make the aloha stick
Not actually a photographer
Not Picasso's muse Sylvette David
A Scot in Britain
Speaking out can have consequences
A true Romantic
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
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Second of four David Teniers' and married to a Breughel
Should copycats make millions?
We’re so, so happy with how well-received San Francisco’s newest gallery has been....
So get ready!
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
It’s, like, a metaphor, man
2020 was more static than usual, and you may not have been able to see as much art...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
Made more money than Monet
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Togas are a classic I-forgot-to-buy-a-costume costume, requiring just a white...
Ah New York City… Maybe you watched Friends and are enamored with brick...
Gone are the good, old days of steamy letters
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Whether your mom is dazzled by the Impressionists or, like mine, is...
One very not cool thing about the Met: it’s on half of the planet’s short-list...
David gets sassy
Huge, famous sculpture. (With small, famous dingdong)
Its hip to be square (or rectangular)
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Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
In January 2014, my husband and I traveled to Italy, stopping in Rome, Florence,...
A Case of John Henryism
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
Sartle can get a little carried away reppin’ San Francisco. The Bay is, after all,...
“The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more...
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
Carravagio having a bad head day
Don't look at it...
Not for the weak-hearted or the balding
Luscious locks reveal a lot!
Even then it was all about the money
I'll pray for you
Whole Foods sold cigarettes?
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
One man's terrorist with a skin disease is another man's noble martyr
Ribbit, ribbit
When you just killed Goliath no one dares tell you how to dress, even if it's like this
O say can you see
A clean sweep for David Ireland
Socrates is so obnoxious he meets a macabre end
Please paint in my absent angry mother
Suicide mission with the fam-bam
"Puny Eunie"
Dead Lion's Society
Underneath it all
The little ship that couldn't
Click here for post-coital cuddles
Nothing Fits, But Everything Works
Agamemnon's Jedi mind tricks
Daddy, buy me a tragic painting
Too much monkey business
A good swattin’
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
These masked reptiles are full of sage advice. I’m sure you’ve all...
Since it opened in 1871, the San Francisco Art Institute has become an...
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
(Source: Aniplex) In Delightworks's mobile game Fate Grand...
In the final season of BoJack Horseman, paying attention to the art in the...
Halloween’s got something for everyone. There’s the best parties this side of New...
Maybe the Italians made fun of his height?
T for Tony
In the middle of a hottie sandwich
Another unhappy ending
It's called acting
Duty or love – Can’t a prince have both?
Puff, puff, pass
What’s up Sartle people? We decided to be a little less mainstream this year and...
While we at Sartle fancy ourselves pioneers of art history humor, we know that for...
In any fictional crime show, the detective walks into a scene full of chaos....
[Venice. Mrs. Peggy Guggenheim in her palace on the Grand Canal, 1950 by David...
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
Francesco Fragomeni and Chris Limbrick started recreating famous works of art using...
Cheshire Cat?
Wandering to a theater near you
Are you in touch with your feelings?
Spear me maybe?
I am NOT Whistler’s mother
This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
Need a gift to delight/impress your art-loving friend/S.O./sibling/parent, or...
Tummy ache?
Take that Uncle Sam!
If at first you don’t succeed, starve
A cute outfit can't save you
You’ve been sitting at home in your sweatpants in the dark for days, binge-watching...
If you’re looking for a strange getaway to a tiny desert island of...
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
Hey big spender
Sister sister
From portraitist to executioner?
Such a punchable face
I can’t believe it’s not butter
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
One must always wear proper headgear when going into sports battle.The Superbowl is...
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts Belgium
Vincent van Gogh, The Yellow House, 1888, Van Gogh Museum....
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
There are a lot of reasons to be upset recently. The changing political climate,...
“For me, a landscape does not exist in its own right, since its appearance changes...
Put on your bowler hat and take a trip to Magritte’s world....
Gothic tipi?
What makes a good movie great? A trip to the museum, that’s what. To...
Ironically, the Degenerate Art Show was a wildly popular, and there were lines at...
The one and only: Zsa Zsa GaborThis February would have marked the 100th birthday...
Bigger, Badder, and More Realistic If you like hot bods, ugly babies, and...
If there was ever a College Board for artists, it would be the art academies of...
In California Chrome’s bid to win the Triple Crown (would’ve been the...
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
This week, behold Mark Rothko’s Orange, Red, Yellow.
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
The neighborhood of Harlem in New York City is home to many great things –...
Impression, Sunrise by Claude Monet - the painting that changed it all.
This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
The San Francisco Center for the Book (SFCB) is a magically inspiring art haven...
Whether you’re new to art or an old hand, Edinburgh is an incredible place for an...
Baseball at Night by Morris Kantor at the Smithsonian American Art Museum
(L-R: Tania Houtzager, Ethan Angelica, Erica Gangsei, and Salvador Acevedo)Sartle...
“We thought the best way to help people understand Van Gogh’s life was to...
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
Last week, Sartle was invited to the Director’s Breakfast at the de Young...
Clueless has become as classically vintage as Cher’s 1972 columns with traces of...
Starting February 27th and running until July 21, 2019, the Berkeley Art...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
It’s March Madness and while many fans obsess over their carefully-designed...
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts of...
If COVID-19 quarantine has left you missing the museums that closed, disappointed...
