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And they say snacking after dinner is sinful
Rich diplomat/artist, loved fleshy girls, married a 16 year old when he was 53
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Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
The First Date
Eat first, sex later
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Three graces are better than one
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
It came back positive
Queen got your tongue?
A Rubens sandwich of babies and anti-war sentiment
Stick it to The Man
Always wear your seat belt
A literal hellscape
Conveniently peaceful portrait
A little to the left, no, to the right
"You're tearing me apart!"
When men were muscley, women were soft, and there were only four continents
Snack time
And that is how we got the constellation Gemini
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Baby Herc nips the nip
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Just a martyr girl gang
Heyyy
I’m riding that hippo first!
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
Apparently there's no food chain in heaven
Genoa's fanciest
Always the centaur of attention
Painting the patron
Paint me in too, old buddy
The poster child for ADHD
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Familial murder and godly revenge
A great painter's quest away from painting
As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
The Earl goes bankrupt on art
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Don't call it a comeback
When Doves Cry
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
Like you've never seen her before
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
I’m visiting my parents in San Francisco and, like all children of parents on the...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
Well folks, it's that time of year again. The sun is high in the sky and...
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
Last year we provided you with some art-themed Valentines to give to your Valentine...
It's taxidermatological
Savvy politician and ladies' man
Death's photographer
Provocative painter, all-around survivor
Hypebeast or hipster?
Oh so romantic
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Our founding mother
Watch now
Do you even lift bro?
It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
Where's that dam photo?
Big Daddy of it all
His poop took down a power line in Berne
Wore a spiky helmet, just like Bismarck
Not a sports guy
Britain's most hated artist
Wanderlust for Western Canada
Boho Chic
On the dot
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Looking smug
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Drama, drama, drama
Rub elbows with Hollywood's elite
You wouldn’t expect to uncover a spiritual path in the halls of a museum, but the...
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
As any rabid fan of Ru Paul's Drag Race will tell you, the competing queens are...
Badass portrait painter
Balling all over the world
Possibly cut off van Gogh's ear
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
We love getting new contributors and we’d like to introduce you to one of them:...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
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paint me like one of your founding fathers
If it weren’t for the Medici family, some of our favorite Renaissance artists...
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
Whether inadvertently or as part of a master plan for world takeover, Kim...
Bridezilla
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
The Baroque is a strange and wonderful movement that was created and marketed...
Do what you're good at
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
Disclaimer: This article contains amazon affiliate links. Can any biographer...
Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
Self Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird by Frida Kahlo at the Harry...
Bacchus and Ariadne by Titian at the The National Gallery (London)
Para el Cambio
Power of a flower
Nature is awesome
Brains and beauty
In the beginning, there was darkness… Tohubohu, according to the Merriam-...
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
One way to look at all art is through the lens of design. All art uses...
Baroque art started because the Catholics got all jealous that people were...
Cezanne's bad boy phase
Between the sheets
I never paint dreams or nightmares. I paint my own reality. - Frida Kahlo I...
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
One must always wear proper headgear when going into sports battle.The Superbowl is...
See you at poker night
Have a holly jolly Christmas
Swim anyone?
Bluebird singing
To catch a predator
Phew, that was close.
Whoops He Pinned it Again
How you like them apples?
Weird science
Modern dance mama
Let's Get Ready to Rumble!
Beyond Gauguin & evil
Jesus got jaundice
Penny for her thoughts
Cavorting with prostitutes in Arles
Beheadings in the Pacific
A carnival for the kids
"Fish are friends, not food"
Cloned but not forgotten
Balling with Garfield
The ineffective president
The bachelor president
So this is why they call them blueprints
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
Of all the Christmas traditions this time of the year, Santa Claus is...
Paul was a bit of a horndog
Art thieves caught red handed
Teaching aide
Waity Katie no more!
That's one melancholic Madame
Talent out the wazoo
Don’t worry if everyone says STEM is the only field hiring and that a liberal arts...
The games have nearly begun. And I'm not talking about the Hunger Games,...
Cross-Dresser Extraordinaire
