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Not a nice girl
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
We (Sartle) are always on the prowl for new ways to bigly share our great love for...
Ceramic sex toys are a thing with her
Surprise, sexism in the Victorian era
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Child prodigy, charming, sophisticated. Like Renoir, impregnated two girls, married one
Escaped the guillotine, unlike her friend Marie
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
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There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
If you’re looking for a strange getaway to a tiny desert island of...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
An egotistical maniac, or my new boo?
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Watch now
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Only men can see this one
Obama has his reasons for making fun of art history and it’s all this posts fault....
Check out our earlier post of nip slips through art history.Miley Cyrus has become...
Had notorious dance moves
Reynolda House Museum of American Art is one of our Nation’s most venerable...
(L-R: Tania Houtzager, Ethan Angelica, Erica Gangsei, and Salvador Acevedo)Sartle...
“An art book is a museum without walls.” —André Malraux Give the...
This room drove its owner insane
Here the Renaissance-turtles (Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello) enjoy...
Hard cider is good
Build me up, buttercup
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
Matthew 19:21
Taxes too high? Naked horse ride, baby.
Lil' Bee Bee sees right through ya
YUUGE NEWS! Donald J. Trump is now a Sartle social media correspondent! Corrupt...
You can fake a lot of things. Orgasms, boobs, degrees. And paintings, of course....
This week we have The Temptation of Saint Anthony by Salvador Dali, housed in the...
Well here we are–it’s the end of a franchise an era. The last Hunger Games...
Since it opened in 1871, the San Francisco Art Institute has become an...
She had to sit down
Too turnt
Paul was a bit of a horndog
Not all temptations are equally tempting
A really, really bad trip
Sexy kinda
Sh*t’s Escalating...
“I am so down to earth”
If Kanye wants to be like Pablo, we can make that happen.Say what you want about...
She used a good filter
Queen of masques unmasked
Not allowed to be political
This one’s for all the haters.
Our Sartle glasses came! We were so excited to try them on but the puggies got to...
rycz: “If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock...
It is the (second) most wonderful time of the year: Halloween. Whether you’re...
There are a lot of reasons to be upset recently. The changing political climate,...
Stelliferous (adj.) [ste-lif-er-uh s] Having or abounding with stars. The...
Nothing like a ten-some to tempt a saint
T for Tony
Everybody's sleeping with everybody
The Powder of Sympathy
Now that's a resting bitch face
There’s no “i” in team
Failure to sell
Not your average portraiture
Blue, silver, and a whole lotta hate
Sartle can get a little carried away reppin’ San Francisco. The Bay is, after all,...
Remember when iconic shoe lover Carrie Bradshaw leaned in to look at a pair of...
Scorsese’s ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ got us thinking: who did people turn to for...
No problem, Señor Diablo
Jesus butts in on the devil's business
She's pretty... too pretty
Ambassador extraordinaire
Stifled with a strange perfume of horns
Nightmares of Rococo
Freud’s favorite painting
Minimalism was the art movement of many names – ABC Art, Object Art, Primary...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
In California Chrome’s bid to win the Triple Crown (would’ve been the...
We’re obsessed with Game of Thrones this season, and are thanking the old...
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a rocket?
Half peacock Half man
A bit of a reach...
To show how far this game of telephone that we call “St. Patrick’s Day” has gone, I...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
Gay as a moonbeam
Taking one for the team
We want the Funk
Alexa, play “Levitating” by Dua Lipa
March means Easter, and we all know that Easter means chocolate eggs, cute lil’...
young, sexy, and rich
Can't hide a prostitute
L'Origin du Monde fully dressed
We here at Sartle are super(naturally) excited for the much anticipated return of...
Arnold Schwarzenegger by Robert Mapplethorpe at the Scottish National Gallery of...
Recognize this mysterious maven? Find the answer here or stand back a little to see...
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
Not every rose has its thorn, apparently
Real housewives of 1636
Happy International Selfie Day! Thanks to DJ Rick McNeely - of Fishbowl...
From portraitist to executioner?
This week the Golden State Warriors faced off against the Cleveland Cavaliers and...
This Wednesday, Sartle is crushing on some serious babes. We’re talking Lily...
A burn too sick for the ER
The immortal Zsa Zsa Gabor.We recently brought you zany quotes from Hollywood...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
Yesterday, we presented you with 6 influential African American artists in art...
Happy Halloween! Since this is the season of zombies, vampires and ghosts...
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
These women rock
The Crown Season 2 premieres December 8 on Netflix and it couldn’t be more...
The penis is v. important in this one
Earlier this summer, San Franciscans traded in their usual boho chic to revel in...
If you’re getting married and you love art, then you’ve come to the right place....
We didn’t think anything could top Beyoncé’s Formation video until we watched her...
Sofonisba Anguissola was one of the first female artists to gain international...
One very not cool thing about the Met: it’s on half of the planet’s short-list...
Reading Le Figaro by Mary Cassatt, 1883. Private CollectionSometimes you just need...
October has arrived! This is by far my favorite month of the year. October marks a...
This masterpiece of weird incestuous erotica is supposed to be a birth announcement...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
Picture this: the glittering heights of Second Empire France and...
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
Claire Foy as Elizabeth II in The Crown.This month, while most Americans were glued...
It’s nice to see, however, that his latest project (the “Journel (sic) of...
Not bad for a kid who lived in a bubble
America’s Next Top Model is back, y’all! Ok, it never really went...
In the final season of BoJack Horseman, paying attention to the art in the...
If it weren’t for the Medici family, some of our favorite Renaissance artists...
Fall fashion events around the world have strutted to a close in Paris and I’m left...
"Talent is cheap"
Born into a lucky time
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
Ironically, the Degenerate Art Show was a wildly popular, and there were lines at...
The best scene in Woody Allen’s movie "Midnight in Paris" takes place in the...
