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Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
You’ve been sitting at home in your sweatpants in the dark for days, binge-watching...
Awful person, signed hundreds of death warrants
This Wednesday, Sartle is crushing on some serious babes. We’re talking Lily...
Please paint in my absent angry mother
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Maybe the Italians made fun of his height?
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Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
In California Chrome’s bid to win the Triple Crown (would’ve been the...
Buy now on Amazon
Francesco Fragomeni and Chris Limbrick started recreating famous works of art using...
One man's terrorist with a skin disease is another man's noble martyr
Socrates is so obnoxious he meets a macabre end
Suicide mission with the fam-bam
Click here for post-coital cuddles
Agamemnon's Jedi mind tricks
In the middle of a hottie sandwich
Duty or love – Can’t a prince have both?
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
If at first you don’t succeed, starve
A cute outfit can't save you
If there was ever a College Board for artists, it would be the art academies of...
Kim Jon Un reminded us this week that some of the hallowed traditions of evil...
From portraitist to executioner?
*** SPOILER ALERT*** ...obviously. Well, we're halfway through the new...
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts Belgium
The Crown Season 2 premieres December 8 on Netflix and it couldn’t be more...
We’re obsessed with Game of Thrones this season, and are thanking the old...
The term “The Orient” was coined in the 19th century, defined by the region...
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts of...
We admit, we miss us some Lady Gaga, which is why we were so excited to see her...
Happy birthday to you vestal virgins who bring loyalty, hard work ethics,...
Germans "borrowed" it, Russians "saved" it
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
Sacred moment made earthly and intimate
Outsider
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Washington’s premier color-field frat
Excellent, eccentric, and damn queer
This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
The King of a flattering angle
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Meet me in St. Louis, Louis!
Do what you're good at
“Viva la Mexico”
scorpiondagger: (david hockney) CANNONBALL! A Bigger Splash by David Hockney We...
They’re coming for your books. Biblioclasm is the practice of...
Don’t worry if everyone says STEM is the only field hiring and that a liberal arts...
Hey big spender
Brits can't get enough scandal, and he doesn't disappoint
Great fighter of censorship
Rebel with plenty of cause
Like Midas, but different
Just couldn't make the aloha stick
Not actually a photographer
Not Picasso's muse Sylvette David
A Scot in Britain
Speaking out can have consequences
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
Check your home security system people
Illustrated children's books to pay the rent
A true Romantic
Napoleon did not like it
Watch now
Second of four David Teniers' and married to a Breughel
Legend has it that Goya’s first draft to this dining room centerpiece included...
An egotistical maniac, or my new boo?
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Pucker up
Claire Foy as Elizabeth II in The Crown.This month, while most Americans were glued...
It's not a vagina!
#BlackArtMatters
…and five epic Oscar losses. But he’s finally done it! Here’s how:
Think of Romanticism as the emo kids of the 19th century. While...
Meat blender
Also a Girl with a Pearl Earring. But not that one
This little piggy went to the guggenheim
He's seen some stuff
Vive La Revolution!
Why the long face?
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
Mannerism is the -ism that followed the sophisticated High Renaissance and...
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
George Washington (Lansdowne Portrait) by Gilbert Stuart at the National Portrait...
An orchestra of orcas?
Double rainbow all the way across the sky!
Self Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird by Frida Kahlo at the Harry...
Bacchus and Ariadne by Titian at the The National Gallery (London)
In the final season of BoJack Horseman, paying attention to the art in the...
Damn, I look good
What makes a good movie great? A trip to the museum, that’s what. To...
What filter is that?
Impression, Sunrise by Claude Monet - the painting that changed it all.
Angel of Assassination
Rococ-oh myyyyy! It looks like a little bit of seduction has arrived...
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
The Sun King
David gets sassy
Huge, famous sculpture. (With small, famous dingdong)
Sigourney Weaver's problem
Muse has Rodin by the junk
Hogarth was all about that pug life
Wanna thank your mother for a butt like that
A Lot to handle
These serpents made hiss-tory
We’re at the final book here in the trilogy, and because we’re going by book and...
Fancy birthday presents
One must always wear proper headgear when going into sports battle.The Superbowl is...
If COVID-19 quarantine has left you missing the museums that closed, disappointed...
Bring your daughters to work day
No days off
A bloody family affair
Another nude, Gerome?
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
A Case of John Henryism
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
Welcome to Part Three of the Sartle Remix for The Life of Pablo. We’re celebrating...
Back before the sh*t hit the fan
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
This one hung in Goya's dining room. Yum!
Extraordinary People in Such Ordinary Circumstances
Check it out, bro!
Twenty-seven, Balling
Œdipus starts some drama
Out-of-date wedding announcement
"Hyperreal"
People Magazine has decided Blake Shelton is the “2017 Sexiest Man Alive”...
Carravagio having a bad head day
Sometimes a cannonball is just a cannonball, but this splash may be naughty
New York is the real city of sin
Don't look at it...
Not for the weak-hearted or the balding
Luscious locks reveal a lot!
Even then it was all about the money
I'll pray for you
