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Erotic...in a disturbing way
Don't mess with women or wild boars
A Venus by any other name is a prostitute
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
To the Earl goes the spoils
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
One must always wear proper headgear when going into sports battle.The Superbowl is...
Arnold Schwarzenegger by Robert Mapplethorpe at the Scottish National Gallery of...
Hulk smash...keys
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Used high end escorts as models
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You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
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The Beastie Boys fought, and possibly died for your right to party.
Cloudy with a chance of impregnation
Not Giorgione
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See you at poker night
Playing the field
No teardrops on this guitar
Do the thing! Win the sports!
Play you a tune for a pint
In homage to Caravaggio
Go sports?
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
Enjoy the view, Actaeon
If looks could kill
Pregnant!
Drunk in love
Really grabbing the bull by the horns
A big question mark?
I do my hair toss, check my nails
Like jazz, but a painting
The King of a flattering angle
Painting with at least 18 different titles
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
The spirit of Caesar
Bacchus and Ariadne by Titian at the The National Gallery (London)
Every woman's dream: be married to the god of jewelry
Dead boyfriend? No problem.
Cupid, you are being gross
She sells seashells by the sea shore
Stone Age sisters doin’ it for themselves
Crime story
Napoleon's sister was a naughty girl
The Pope doesn't want you to see this booty
Venus and Cupid experiment with golden showers
Side chicks got it made
The most malicious cherub you'll ever meet
Baby, she was born this way
Context is everything
Satyr? I hardly know her!
You go, Rococo
Tarantism (n.): a psychological condition characterized by an...
Here KitchenAid uses a Gustav Klimt inspired lady to show how food is art.
Eat first, sex later
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Cupid's a latchkey kid
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
Another painting of Venus on break
Look, ma! No hands!
Born from some bloody balls
Not Average Hotel Art
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The Devil Wears Prada meets My Girl
The land of breast milk and honey
March means Easter, and we all know that Easter means chocolate eggs, cute lil’...
If Kanye wants to be like Pablo, we can make that happen.Say what you want about...
Bigger, Badder, and More Realistic If you like hot bods, ugly babies, and...
Sleeping Venus by Eustache Le Sueur
via unimpressionism Realism can refer to two things: the representation of the...
Literal love child
Many of my reviews are based off of my experiences as a shih tzu skeptic, a middle...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
It’s probably because artists don’t have the burden of a 9-5 gig. I mean, not only...
Welsh model/reality TV star Imogen Thomas sparked a Twitter war over her...
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
Bill Clinton was hanging out with his pal George W. Bush last week and made...
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
I can’t believe it’s not Peale
From the walls of the world’s great museums, to the dusky halls of the stately...
Last year we provided you with some art-themed Valentines to give to your Valentine...
Today is #MuseumSelfie Day! That means that today, you don’t have to fight your...
We’re obsessed with Game of Thrones this season, and are thanking the old...
What happens when you add a fat cat to some of the world’s most famous artworks?...
Hear ye, hear ye: “Miss Piggy to receive feminist award,” squeals girl power blog...
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
Beyoncé is no stranger to art history references as seen in her Formation video or...
Starting February 27th and running until July 21, 2019, the Berkeley Art...
In any fictional crime show, the detective walks into a scene full of chaos....
Nude lips have been killing it extra hard for at least the past year, and even...
Impressionism at a Glance: You Mean Those Smudges Are Intentional? Flowers,...
We here at Sartle are super(naturally) excited for the much anticipated return of...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
Alexander the Great and Campaspe in the Studio of Apelles by Giovanni Battista...
If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
It’s been a few years since the last Harry Potter movie and/or book were released...
With that in mind, I went out and found a grand collection of “sort of adult”...
The lighting crew of the Palace deserve a huge round of applause, the architecture...
Not to be confused with deliciously hipster lager Can you even...
Before oil paint, European artists were at the mercy of eggs. That's because egg...
Last week, Sartle was invited to the Director’s Breakfast at the de Young...
Who says Republicans don’t support the arts? In recent years, the conservative...
Fall fashion events around the world have strutted to a close in Paris and I’m left...
This exhibit is going to blow you away. You may be so moved by its...
It’s March Madness and while many fans obsess over their carefully-designed...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
Sometime between using the “1-Click” function on Amazon, buying groceries at...
We are excited to announce that Sartle has created a trivia game, and it is now...
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
(Image from arunadsouza) Hide the boobies! In recent art news, Pablo Picasso’s The...
Drunk in love we be all nightAnyway, we made a quiz on Buzzfeed and it’s...
Whaam! Boom! Pow! Turns out all the superheroes we love and the...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Rococ-oh myyyyy! It looks like a little bit of seduction has arrived...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
Mannerism is the -ism that followed the sophisticated High Renaissance and...
In the predominantly European dudeified world of architecture, Maya Lin always knew...
Ironically, the Degenerate Art Show was a wildly popular, and there were lines at...
This masterpiece of weird incestuous erotica is supposed to be a birth announcement...
Rococo is an ornamental style of art and interior design which originated in...
Recognize this mysterious maven? Find the answer here or stand back a little to see...
RSAP has a great message. Sure, they get a little hyperbolic about just how much...
The Fluxus Movement was founded in 1960 by Lithuanian American artist George...
Whether you paced yourself or binged the entire new season of the...
Sartle was invited to check out the de Young’s newest exhibition, “The Summer of...
Happy Lunar New Year everybody! All in all, Year of the Rooster has been...
America’s Next Top Model is back, y’all! Ok, it never really went...
