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We (Sartle) are always on the prowl for new ways to bigly share our great love for...
Monogram by Robert Rauschenberg at the Museum of Modern Art Stockholm Here’s to our...
The Four Elements: Fire, Water and Earth, Air by Adolf Ziegler at the Gallery of...
If you’re looking for a strange getaway to a tiny desert island of...
Yay! It’s time for my fellow Aries babies, born between March 20 to April 20 we’re...
The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo at the Museum of Modern Art Mexico
Let your freak flag fly
Man of mystery
Portraitist of unfortunate accuracy
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
No days off
John as Jack as Joker. I’m obsessed with John Malkovich so imagine my...
"Talent is cheap"
A man of many names and one iconic mustache.
Image: Fred W. McDarrah/ The Village VoiceJohn Perreault, an artist, critic and...
“An art book is a museum without walls.” —André Malraux Give the...
I never paint dreams or nightmares. I paint my own reality. - Frida Kahlo I...
Should have stayed in the corn business
Arrested as an American spy in Britain during the Revolutionary War
Fancy pornographer
Pretty fly for a (Louisiana) white guy
Everyman painter
Burr's best bud
All the glee of youngsters
Rockstar of the high court
Art as political protest
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van...
(L-R: Tania Houtzager, Ethan Angelica, Erica Gangsei, and Salvador Acevedo)Sartle...
Ladies Man
Wet blanket
easy, breezy, beautiful
Popular amongst those who frequent Renaissance Faires.
honestly pretty vanilla
Hated Picasso
Like a nocturnal Canaletto
Conversion artist
It's His Majesty's handyman, at your service
Bird-brained businessman. Eagle-eyed artist.
All Children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once one grows up...
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci
Treasures around every corner
Here the Renaissance-turtles (Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello) enjoy...
Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
As quickly as it appeared, the Google Arts and Culture app has disappeared from...
Hard cider is good
Today’s the day that we celebrate some Italian guy who got into a boat and (...
His family reluctantly accepted his painter lifestyle
On a beautiful Tuesday afternoon, John Cappetta and I made our merry way over...
There is no must in art because art is free. - Wassily KandinskyI don’t do...
I would like to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
YUUGE NEWS! Donald J. Trump is now a Sartle social media correspondent! Corrupt...
You can fake a lot of things. Orgasms, boobs, degrees. And paintings, of course....
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Behind every famous artist is a fine feline, history tells us.Today, Team Sartle is...
Poop in style while you enjoy art
Come one, come all
Artist Biopics - Part One: March 7
Here is Marina Abramović’s Portrait with Scorpion (2005) We’re celebrating our...
Fish (Still Life), 1864. By Édouard Manet at the Art Institute of ChicagoHappy...
The Young Bull by Paulus Potter at the MauritshuisLike a classic Taurus, I’m a bit...
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
rycz: “If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau at Museum of Modern ArtHappy, happy birthday...
Happy birthday to you vestal virgins who bring loyalty, hard work ethics,...
Happy birthday to our well-balanced Libras! Some would say the following artists...
Not allowed to be political
This one’s for all the haters.
Our Sartle glasses came! We were so excited to try them on but the puggies got to...
YBAs are so fetch. Once upon a time in the 1980s, London was...
That eternal postman always rings twice, even for famous artists. Here are some...
Mental health issues restrict an artist’s ability to create. But, art can also...
Whodunnit??
No more tacky inspirational Martin Luther King Jr. quotes about how he had a...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
paint me like one of your founding fathers
Depression is a nasty condition. Most of the time it leaves you feeling...
Cooler than cool
Did you fail geography?
Dionysus' groupies
Clearly not a hobo
Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot
Miscreants of Mammon
Does this wax cast make my thigh look fat?
Stone Age sisters doin’ it for themselves
Like, Totally Rad Art Dude
An ancient dick pic
Work of hot air
Portraits of Belleville
Kim K. has nothing on Courbet
Watch now
Damn, I look good
Build like the Egyptians
Advertise your god-complex
Schizophrenia is that disease that everyone associates with “hearing voices.” There...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
So we did what anyone would do and ushered them into the conference room and then...
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
Real Housewives of Paris
He's a little young for fetish play
Pretty but kind of boring
*deep existential sigh*
Bringing the inside out
The only good reason to join a cult
These serpents made hiss-tory
This week, the world bade a tearful goodbye to comic giant and beloved childhood...
If you were catholic and rich in the 1600's you wanted to join this club and give them art
Kirsten Dunst copied this
A hairy art critic
Men brought down by a strap
Where will you be when the plague hits?
Do I make you horny baa-baa?
Caused a stir after its unveiling because of all the hot leg action.
Country bliss you can still visit... for now.
His teeth and ambitions are bared
Henry VIII's first born, what a disappointment
Lady Jane
It really went downhill from there
Snapshot of an elusive charmer.
Achey heart, breaky back
The ten-dollar Founding Father
You may recognize him from high school English class
Ahoy, Cap'n!
Notorious B.G.M. (Boy Genius Millais)
A painter's lost dream on antiquity
Looking smug
Hellion with heart
The muse of Capri
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
Oh shit!
Sexism sucks
Go ahead and take a peek
Another nude, Gerome?
Go at your own risk
Who doesn't love a good old-fashioned decapitation?
Kindred spirits
Stress-free
Award for most expressive horses
You won’t get a glimpse of the mustache
Oooh, see that girl! Watch that scene! Dig in the Dancing Queeeeeeeeeeeeen!
But wait... there’s more!
Witch, please
The sallow, mustached face of imperialism
Welcome home, honey...
Has nothing to do with onions
Peace for everyone
Self love taken too far
These dresses aren't hiding anything
Heavy-handed relief
See ya later, Alligator
Crack open a cold one
Women digging graves?! Bury him, sis!
Just a whale dung kind of day
Renew the song she is singing
Six candles
Queen of masques unmasked
Identity crisis
This exhibit is going to blow you away. You may be so moved by its...
The third season of Broad City airs tonight and we can’t wait to see what our...
Not to be confused with deliciously hipster lager Can you even...
Depression is one of the most prevalent mental health issues in the world, so...
She does sound like a pretty nice person and a great mom so there is that…..
Wearing a vest of many colors
I Spy: Lichtenstein edition
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
Where have we seen this lady before?
Well, he took it better than Captain Ahab
Richie Rich
Figurative expressionism fit for the POTUS
This is an apology portrait.
Too school for cool
A political pain in the ass
Cleaning dramaaa
Named after a coded slave song
A divine feminine unwavering
Neckties, pianos, and outcasts
You talkin’ to me?
An early abstract portrait
Baby before the Baptist
Away, as in a trance
Scene so nice he painted it thrice
The sexy doctor is IN
Wait 'til you get a load of this guy
Lending the Communist Party a hand
Lovely sketch, sketchy love
The past is female
Beheadings and fine fashion are not mutually exclusive
#MILF
Accidental POTUS
Telekinesis never sounded so good
aka "Darnation, Silly, Silly, Pose"
Extraordinary People in Such Ordinary Circumstances
No relation to the steak
Stylish long before Gossip Girl
Meddlesome Millie
Feasting feathered friends
As the temperature grows colder, some of us desperately hold on to the last...
After a deep investigation, Team Sartle has discovered the infamous, elusive, great...
Shades of Black
So here we are with the second part of our story, Catching Fire. When we left...
Source In Peter H. Reynolds’s children’s book The Dot, a young child...
Lambs can be kept as pets, who knew?
Girl next door
Our founding mother
When the guilt just keeps on coming.
Excellent, eccentric, and damn queer
Choo choo twain
Don’t mansplain!
Let’s paint here, they won’t find us
A bargain at twice the price
Friend of the fam
Total poser
This film serves as a visual sketch of a man’s life that leaves the audience...
Madame X by John Singer Sargent
Great not just because it was produced by a woman
Sexism and misogyny were rampant throughout the 20th century in basically...
Criticizing the critics
It’s nice to see, however, that his latest project (the “Journel (sic) of...
Vincent Van Gogh once gave artists the following advice: “What is done in...
It’s Kiss a Ginger day and we’re kicking off the day by celebrating...
Since it opened in 1871, the San Francisco Art Institute has become an...
Turns out Katy Perry contracts out her sharks. We found Left Shark doing its best...
Autumn is fast upon us, and you know what that means! Warm beverage season is...