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Wore a spiky helmet, just like Bismarck
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Phew, that was close.
Whoops He Pinned it Again
"Fish are friends, not food"
Teaching aide
Because, Hitler
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Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
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Rich diplomat/artist, loved fleshy girls, married a 16 year old when he was 53
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Big Daddy of it all
His poop took down a power line in Berne
Not a sports guy
Britain's most hated artist
Wanderlust for Western Canada
Boho Chic
On the dot
Rub elbows with Hollywood's elite
Drama, drama, drama
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Possibly cut off van Gogh's ear
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Do what you're good at
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Cezanne's bad boy phase
Between the sheets
When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
See you at poker night
Have a holly jolly Christmas
Swim anyone?
Bluebird singing
To catch a predator
How you like them apples?
Weird science
Modern dance mama
Let's Get Ready to Rumble!
Beyond Gauguin & evil
Jesus got jaundice
Penny for her thoughts
Cavorting with prostitutes in Arles
Beheadings in the Pacific
The First Date
A carnival for the kids
It’s International Cat Day! Prepare yourselves for a doctorate-level...
Surrealism was the natural next step after the fluster-cuck that was Cubism. It...
Eat first, sex later
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
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Three graces are better than one
Paul was a bit of a horndog
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
Art thieves caught red handed
It came back positive
Queen got your tongue?
A Rubens sandwich of babies and anti-war sentiment
Waity Katie no more!
Stick it to The Man
And they say snacking after dinner is sinful
Always wear your seat belt
That's one melancholic Madame
Talent out the wazoo
A literal hellscape
Conveniently peaceful portrait
A little to the left, no, to the right
"You're tearing me apart!"
When men were muscley, women were soft, and there were only four continents
Snack time
And that is how we got the constellation Gemini
Swastikas were ok at the time
Angel of Assassination
Two women who don't want to talk to you
Baller Jesus
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Baby Herc nips the nip
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Note: the actual event was a bit less serene
Just a martyr girl gang
Heyyy
I’m riding that hippo first!
It’s all about perspective
Footloose in French Polynesia
Falling for the same gal
Modern art is experimental and innovative, as artists respond creatively to a world...
Seated Woman by Henri MatisseIn happy art news, a painting stolen from renowned art...
Apparently there's no food chain in heaven
He's bad
Genoa's fanciest
Always the centaur of attention
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Portrait-ception
Painting the patron
Paint me in too, old buddy
Cézanne's remix
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A bit creepier than a friendship bracelet
Familial murder and godly revenge
A great painter's quest away from painting
Cultural appropriation at its finest
A bargain at twice the price
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As any rabid fan of Ru Paul's Drag Race will tell you, the competing queens are...
Just another naked lady
The Earl goes bankrupt on art
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
Don't call it a comeback
When Doves Cry
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
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The Symbolist Movement was born in 1886 as a literary movement by Jean...
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
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COTTON EYED JOE
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
In 2011, the United Nations declared that July 30 would forever be known as the...
Despite our recent efforts to do right by “The Donald” by generously drafting up a...
“We thought the best way to help people understand Van Gogh’s life was to...
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
There is no must in art because art is free. - Wassily KandinskyI don’t do...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
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1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
Speaking out can have consequences
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
Welcome to Part Four, the grande finale of the epic Sartle Remix for The Life of...
Arnold Schwarzenegger by Robert Mapplethorpe at the Scottish National Gallery of...
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Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
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I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
When the United States forcefully opened Japan to foreign trade,...
Artist Biopics - Part One: March 7
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In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau at Museum of Modern ArtHappy, happy birthday...
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Alexander the Great and Campaspe in the Studio of Apelles by Giovanni Battista...
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The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo at the Museum of Modern Art Mexico
Monogram by Robert Rauschenberg at the Museum of Modern Art Stockholm Here’s to our...
Synesthetic symphony
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
Scottish sculptor, graphic artist, philanthropist and feigned madman. Also saw the...
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All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
Drank himself to artist martyrdom
Illustrator extraordinaire
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We love getting new contributors and we’d like to introduce you to one of them:...
Vincent Van Gogh once gave artists the following advice: “What is done in...
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
If it weren’t for the Medici family, some of our favorite Renaissance artists...
Claude Monet, The Japanese Footbridge, 1899, National Gallery of Art, Washington D....
Gertrude Stein was an American author, known for her Paris salon of writers and...
Whether inadvertently or as part of a master plan for world takeover, Kim...
