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Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
The immortal Zsa Zsa Gabor.We recently brought you zany quotes from Hollywood...
He loved his mommy
This Wednesday, Sartle is crushing on some serious babes. We’re talking Lily...
Can't hide a prostitute
She had to sit down
Arnold Schwarzenegger by Robert Mapplethorpe at the Scottish National Gallery of...
Yesterday, we presented you with 6 influential African American artists in art...
We here at Sartle are super(naturally) excited for the much anticipated return of...
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a rocket?
Remember when iconic shoe lover Carrie Bradshaw leaned in to look at a pair of...
This post is serving as a PSA to remind you to call yer mother, because Sunday is...
This room drove its owner insane
Failure to sell
Blue, silver, and a whole lotta hate
Stelliferous (adj.) [ste-lif-er-uh s] Having or abounding with stars. The...
The middle dress in the image above is the one that was originally posted on tumblr...
Half peacock Half man
A bit of a reach...
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
L'Origin du Monde fully dressed
This week the Golden State Warriors faced off against the Cleveland Cavaliers and...
America’s Next Top Model is back, y’all! Ok, it never really went...
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
There are a lot of reasons to be upset recently. The changing political climate,...
Earlier this summer, San Franciscans traded in their usual boho chic to revel in...
Picture this: the glittering heights of Second Empire France and...
Artist Exposes genitals in Paris Museum StuntPerformance Artist Sits in From of...
Fashion Alert! Harajuku girls invade Hawaii! The Honolulu Museum of...
No more tacky inspirational Martin Luther King Jr. quotes about how he had a...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Not a nice girl
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
But, we love arbitrary holidays, like #NationalBirdDay, more. Obviously, we have...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
This film serves as a visual sketch of a man’s life that leaves the audience...
One way to look at all art is through the lens of design. All art uses...
If you’re getting married and you love art, then you’ve come to the right place....
Island in the Plains
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
A lady with an intellectual life... shocking!
Happy wife happy life!
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
Buy now on Amazon
Are your eyes bleeding from binge watching the entirety of Orange Is the New Black...
From billboards to pop art was an easy transition...
Los Angeles legend, master of the evocative cityscapen
His art will knock you off your feet...literallly
Degas meets Rob Zombie
My dagguero-type of guy
Amidst GOP debates on hand to penis size ratio (in other worlds, who has the...
Bringing Black bodies to the forefront
Yes We Ashcan
Bird-brained businessman. Eagle-eyed artist.
A wandering painter
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Watch now
…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
Sartle can get a little carried away reppin’ San Francisco. The Bay is, after all,...
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
Had notorious dance moves
Yes, you read that right. And why shouldn’t we celebrate the porcelain ...
It's not witchcraft, it's pussy power!
I want to paint it black
Build me up, buttercup
Whether your mom is dazzled by the Impressionists or, like mine, is...
It's not vandalism if your heart is in the right place
Like the evil twin, except super nice
The Supreme square
"Maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in f***in' Bruges"
Anonymous strikes again
Stuff Rich People Own
The manifesto man's miniseries
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
I am NOT Whistler’s mother
Flower or vagina, that is the question
Blobby woman parts galore
Everyone needs a good LBD
The German George Carlin
Big-time First Lady
Taxes too high? Naked horse ride, baby.
To the Earl goes the spoils
Three's company
Painter of fashionable life
It's not a vagina!
Where the pier meets the ocean
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
Getting ready to jam
Fashionista
This is how you treat a side chick. Give her a Leonardo
Sexy kinda
P-p-p-poker Face, P-p-p-poker Face
Flashing all that bling bling
yet another suicidal pre-raphaelite maiden
Has nothing to do with onions
Poor unfortunate simonetta
Quit your squawking
Not your average portraiture
Torture in dungeon 5
Summertime, and the livin' is eaaasy
words of a griffin
They're not making chili
Lots of perks to being a vestal virgin, but also some risks
A Full-Bodied Rise, and Fall, to Fame
Not so Plastic Pat
She's a man eater
You talkin’ to me?
Everybody's sleeping with everybody
Hey, Sista Sista
Bird's eye view
When the sky hits your eye like a big pizza pie
The Phantom of the Opera: Vol. II
Carnival cruelty
Martin Luther King Jr.'s right hand man
Pictures of You
Remind me who that is?
What's for sale?
James, time to clean your room...
Agent...
Oysters and vaginas, big difference
It's tourist season
“An interesting bird…”
Daddy of the constitution
Get your mind outta the gutter!
#MILF
Getting to the Chichu Museum in Naoshima like... The Chichu...
Last week, Sartle was invited to the Director’s Breakfast at the de Young...
If you know, you know, you know?
The Mad Masker
The new gang at McDonaldland
Come sail away
No white picket fences here
Move over, Judith!
Sh*t’s Escalating...
Skeletons are people too, ya know
Proust's frenemy
Honoring Healy
We exist in this space
Thanks Courbet, but Marshall’s got it from here
Let's talk about housing
Seven shades of black
Not your average garden party
Sadly, still relevant
Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
(We’d also like to point out that 13 is Taylor Swift’s lucky number. She was born...
Taking one for the team
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
Ever wondered about Marie Antoinette’s penchant for roses? Or why Frida Kahlo liked...
Sex Reminds Her of Eating Spaghetti
Calling folks out
11th president of the USA
The perils of flirting on a boat
Balling with Garfield
LL, is that you?
The bachelor president
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
Sister sister
Mo money, mo problems
What this is however is a really awesome meme we can’t wait to implement. I put my...
The neighborhood of Harlem in New York City is home to many great things –...
In her seminal 1985 novel, The Handmaid’s Tale, Margaret Atwood paints a...
Anyone have a nail file?
Feasting feathered friends
Just another beheading. Yawn
Thanks to this Creators Project blog by Emerson Rosenthal, I learned I can finally...
Fall fashion events around the world have strutted to a close in Paris and I’m left...
Like characters in a Henry James novel
Rejoice comic book lovers! September 25th is National Comic Book Day (...
A spiritual about-face
