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Unfinished business
Just a martyr girl gang
It's taxidermatological
Savvy politician and ladies' man
Death's photographer
Provocative painter, all-around survivor
Hypebeast or hipster?
Rich diplomat/artist, loved fleshy girls, married a 16 year old when he was 53
Why is there a meat cleaver in my head?
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Where's that dam photo?
Whether you’re new to art or an old hand, Edinburgh is an incredible place for an...
Meet me in St. Louis, Louis!
Refused to kill Christians but slayed in that outfit
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
Life in the commune
Shoplifter, electroshock therapy survivor, proverbial everywoman
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
The patron saint of orgasms
There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
Badass portrait painter
Balling all over the world
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
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Takaya Miou, Love Thyself. Courtesy of the Honolulu Museum of Art. The...
If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
A long-forgotten treasure from Baroque’s leading lady
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
Original pieces from 942 can still be seen
This week we have The Temptation of Saint Anthony by Salvador Dali, housed in the...
I'm here for my mud wrap and mani/pedi
Do I make you horny baa-baa?
growing up fast
Matthew 19:21
George, George, George of the Dragon
Last of the lead white
X marx the spot
Claude Monet, The Japanese Footbridge, 1899, National Gallery of Art, Washington D....
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
Well here we are–it’s the end of a franchise an era. The last Hunger Games...
When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
Brains and beauty
The First Date
Paul was a bit of a horndog
A really, really bad trip
Who doesn't love a good old-fashioned decapitation?
Sister martyr
Stood her ground til the gruesome end
Hunka hunka burnin' love
Got milk?
A healthy dose of Catholic guilt
But wait... there’s more!
Slumped from stigmata
Sh*t’s Escalating...
Monet paints choo choo trains
Should've paid the ransom!
His brother's keeper
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
Eat first, sex later
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Three graces are better than one
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
It came back positive
Queen got your tongue?
A Rubens sandwich of babies and anti-war sentiment
Stick it to The Man
And they say snacking after dinner is sinful
Always wear your seat belt
A literal hellscape
Conveniently peaceful portrait
A little to the left, no, to the right
"You're tearing me apart!"
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
T for Tony
Perks of being a tax collector
Aim for the heart
a sweet escape
Cleaning dramaaa
There’s no “i” in team
Not my idea of ecstasy
Baby before the Baptist
Not quite Game of Thrones
Van Gogh’s Strange Addiction
Shoot first, ask questions later
If you’re getting married and you love art, then you’ve come to the right place....
When men were muscley, women were soft, and there were only four continents
Snack time
And that is how we got the constellation Gemini
Cloned but not forgotten
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Baby Herc nips the nip
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Heyyy
Balling with Garfield
I’m riding that hippo first!
The ineffective president
The bachelor president
So this is why they call them blueprints
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
Jesus butts in on the devil's business
They both cleaned up nicely, considering...
Freud’s favorite painting
Boobs held high
#MeToo circa 1600
Cézanne's remix
Cross-Dresser Extraordinaire
Apparently there's no food chain in heaven
Accidental POTUS
Genoa's fanciest
Always the centaur of attention
Painting the patron
Paint me in too, old buddy
Twenty-seven, Balling
Stalwart no more
More like Honest Babe
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Lambs can be kept as pets, who knew?
Beauty is the brains
Saint Selfie
Do the locomotion with me
A psalm of blood and milk
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
Familial murder and godly revenge
A great painter's quest away from painting
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
Not every rose has its thorn, apparently
If ya can't sell it, break it
Scorsese’s ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ got us thinking: who did people turn to for...
Another March has come and gone. If you’ve been saving up Sartle posts all month...
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
Self-portraits go way back and for good reason. As the author of 55 of them, Frida...
March means Easter, and we all know that Easter means chocolate eggs, cute lil’...
Highly disturbing
A star is born
The Earl goes bankrupt on art
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
Of all the Christmas traditions this time of the year, Santa Claus is...
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
rycz: “If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock...
Don't call it a comeback
When Doves Cry
Baroque art started because the Catholics got all jealous that people were...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
The Baroque is a strange and wonderful movement that was created and marketed...
“We thought the best way to help people understand Van Gogh’s life was to...
If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
Enter Trivium Art History Project. Our friends at Trivium are creating a cathedral...
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
Don’t worry if everyone says STEM is the only field hiring and that a liberal arts...
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
