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Takaya Miou, Love Thyself. Courtesy of the Honolulu Museum of Art. The...
Unfinished business
Just a martyr girl gang
It's taxidermatological
Savvy politician and ladies' man
Death's photographer
Provocative painter, all-around survivor
Hypebeast or hipster?
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
Rich diplomat/artist, loved fleshy girls, married a 16 year old when he was 53
Why is there a meat cleaver in my head?
Where's that dam photo?
Meet me in St. Louis, Louis!
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Whether you’re new to art or an old hand, Edinburgh is an incredible place for an...
Some good old fashioned tentacle porn
Life in the commune
Refused to kill Christians but slayed in that outfit
Made in a cabin
Shoplifter, electroshock therapy survivor, proverbial everywoman
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
The patron saint of orgasms
Badass portrait painter
Balling all over the world
There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
Wearing a vest of many colors
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Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
Excellent, eccentric, and damn queer
Lovely sketch, sketchy love
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
Just another naked lady
Witness her
A long-forgotten treasure from Baroque’s leading lady
Original pieces from 942 can still be seen
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
This week we have The Temptation of Saint Anthony by Salvador Dali, housed in the...
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
I'm here for my mud wrap and mani/pedi
Do I make you horny baa-baa?
growing up fast
Matthew 19:21
George, George, George of the Dragon
Last of the lead white
X marx the spot
Claude Monet, The Japanese Footbridge, 1899, National Gallery of Art, Washington D....
When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
Brains and beauty
The First Date
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
Well here we are–it’s the end of a franchise an era. The last Hunger Games...
Paul was a bit of a horndog
A really, really bad trip
Who doesn't love a good old-fashioned decapitation?
Sister martyr
Stood her ground til the gruesome end
Hunka hunka burnin' love
Got milk?
A healthy dose of Catholic guilt
But wait... there’s more!
Slumped from stigmata
Sh*t’s Escalating...
Monet paints choo choo trains
Should've paid the ransom!
His brother's keeper
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
Eat first, sex later
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Three graces are better than one
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
It came back positive
Queen got your tongue?
A Rubens sandwich of babies and anti-war sentiment
Stick it to The Man
And they say snacking after dinner is sinful
Always wear your seat belt
A literal hellscape
Conveniently peaceful portrait
A little to the left, no, to the right
"You're tearing me apart!"
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
T for Tony
Perks of being a tax collector
Aim for the heart
a sweet escape
Cleaning dramaaa
There’s no “i” in team
Not my idea of ecstasy
Baby before the Baptist
Not quite Game of Thrones
Van Gogh’s Strange Addiction
Shoot first, ask questions later
If you’re getting married and you love art, then you’ve come to the right place....
When men were muscley, women were soft, and there were only four continents
Snack time
And that is how we got the constellation Gemini
Cloned but not forgotten
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Baby Herc nips the nip
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Heyyy
Balling with Garfield
I’m riding that hippo first!
The ineffective president
The bachelor president
So this is why they call them blueprints
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
Jesus butts in on the devil's business
They both cleaned up nicely, considering...
Freud’s favorite painting
Boobs held high
#MeToo circa 1600
Cézanne's remix
Cross-Dresser Extraordinaire
Apparently there's no food chain in heaven
Accidental POTUS
Genoa's fanciest
Always the centaur of attention
Painting the patron
Paint me in too, old buddy
Twenty-seven, Balling
Stalwart no more
More like Honest Babe
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Lambs can be kept as pets, who knew?
Beauty is the brains
Saint Selfie
Do the locomotion with me
A psalm of blood and milk
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
Monet: The Early Years gives visitors the chance to track the artist’s growth...
Familial murder and godly revenge
A great painter's quest away from painting
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
Not every rose has its thorn, apparently
If ya can't sell it, break it
Scorsese’s ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ got us thinking: who did people turn to for...
Another March has come and gone. If you’ve been saving up Sartle posts all month...
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
Self-portraits go way back and for good reason. As the author of 55 of them, Frida...
Highly disturbing
A star is born
The Earl goes bankrupt on art
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
March means Easter, and we all know that Easter means chocolate eggs, cute lil’...
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
Of all the Christmas traditions this time of the year, Santa Claus is...
Don't call it a comeback
When Doves Cry
…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
rycz: “If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock...
Baroque art started because the Catholics got all jealous that people were...
Two years ago, the Fine Arts Museums of San Francisco put on a show...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
The Baroque is a strange and wonderful movement that was created and marketed...
“We thought the best way to help people understand Van Gogh’s life was to...
If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
