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Rich diplomat/artist, loved fleshy girls, married a 16 year old when he was 53
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Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
The First Date
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All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
Eat first, sex later
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Three graces are better than one
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
It came back positive
Queen got your tongue?
A Rubens sandwich of babies and anti-war sentiment
Stick it to The Man
And they say snacking after dinner is sinful
Always wear your seat belt
A literal hellscape
Conveniently peaceful portrait
A little to the left, no, to the right
"You're tearing me apart!"
When men were muscley, women were soft, and there were only four continents
Snack time
And that is how we got the constellation Gemini
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Baby Herc nips the nip
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Just a martyr girl gang
Heyyy
I’m riding that hippo first!
Apparently there's no food chain in heaven
Genoa's fanciest
Always the centaur of attention
Painting the patron
Paint me in too, old buddy
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Familial murder and godly revenge
A great painter's quest away from painting
The Earl goes bankrupt on art
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Don't call it a comeback
When Doves Cry
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
There is no must in art because art is free. - Wassily KandinskyI don’t do...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
Last year we provided you with some art-themed Valentines to give to your Valentine...
It's taxidermatological
Savvy politician and ladies' man
Death's photographer
Provocative painter, all-around survivor
Hypebeast or hipster?
Not a sports guy
The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau at Museum of Modern ArtHappy, happy birthday...
His poop took down a power line in Berne
Monogram by Robert Rauschenberg at the Museum of Modern Art Stockholm Here’s to our...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo at the Museum of Modern Art Mexico
Britain's most hated artist
On the dot
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Where's that dam photo?
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Big Daddy of it all
Wore a spiky helmet, just like Bismarck
Wanderlust for Western Canada
Boho Chic
Artist Biopics - Part One: March 7
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Drama, drama, drama
Possibly cut off van Gogh's ear
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Rub elbows with Hollywood's elite
You wouldn’t expect to uncover a spiritual path in the halls of a museum, but the...
All Children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once one grows up...
I never paint dreams or nightmares. I paint my own reality. - Frida Kahlo I...
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
Badass portrait painter
Balling all over the world
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
We love getting new contributors and we’d like to introduce you to one of them:...
Depression is a nasty condition. Most of the time it leaves you feeling...
I would like to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
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Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van...
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
As quickly as it appeared, the Google Arts and Culture app has disappeared from...
If it weren’t for the Medici family, some of our favorite Renaissance artists...
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Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
Whether inadvertently or as part of a master plan for world takeover, Kim...
Today’s the day that we celebrate some Italian guy who got into a boat and (...
Fish (Still Life), 1864. By Édouard Manet at the Art Institute of ChicagoHappy...
The Young Bull by Paulus Potter at the MauritshuisLike a classic Taurus, I’m a bit...
The Four Elements: Fire, Water and Earth, Air by Adolf Ziegler at the Gallery of...
Here is Marina Abramović’s Portrait with Scorpion (2005) We’re celebrating our...
Happy birthday to you vestal virgins who bring loyalty, hard work ethics,...
Happy birthday to our well-balanced Libras! Some would say the following artists...
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
Do what you're good at
The Baroque is a strange and wonderful movement that was created and marketed...
Yay! It’s time for my fellow Aries babies, born between March 20 to April 20 we’re...
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
Whodunnit??
That eternal postman always rings twice, even for famous artists. Here are some...
Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
Self Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird by Frida Kahlo at the Harry...
Bacchus and Ariadne by Titian at the The National Gallery (London)
YBAs are so fetch. Once upon a time in the 1980s, London was...
Para el Cambio
Power of a flower
No more tacky inspirational Martin Luther King Jr. quotes about how he had a...
Brains and beauty
