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Shia LeBeouf, is that you?
You wish you could be this cool
A mama's girl
Not to be confused with Xena the Warrior Princess, Lucy Lawless.
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Ex-nun, harassed for painting without a license, official painter of Marie Antoinette
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You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Watch now
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
Are your eyes bleeding from binge watching the entirety of Orange Is the New Black...
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The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Not an itsy bitsy spider
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Conga line from hell
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Portrait of a penis?
More like Louise LOLer
Early morning, emotional promise
Home (not so) sweet home
English people are snobs
Who is she?
Little backstory for the gentiles: Purim is basically the Jewish Halloween. We...
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
When you look good, we look good (and we get paid)
I didn't say "Let them eat cake"
Frenemies
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
Before things got ugly life was very good
Prince Heinrich...so hot right now
Voted most popular, class of 1795
Long names and titles
February 2016 marks the opening of Vigee Le Brun: Woman Artist in Revolutionary...
It is the (second) most wonderful time of the year: Halloween. Whether you’re...
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Before they hated each other's guts
Stuff Rich People Own
One high-class whore
French portrait inception
Another unsuccessful rebranding attempt for Marie-Antoinette
I would like to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
A hotter mascot than the Pope
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
Ever wondered about Marie Antoinette’s penchant for roses? Or why Frida Kahlo liked...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
Another March has come and gone. If you’ve been saving up Sartle posts all month...
Marie Antoinette's best friend....possibly with benefits
So get ready!
Monogram by Robert Rauschenberg at the Museum of Modern Art Stockholm Here’s to our...
This cult ‘90s movie made a lasting impression, inspiring terrifying fashion trends...
Yay! It’s time for my fellow Aries babies, born between March 20 to April 20 we’re...
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
It’s tough to be a princess in art history, pop culture, or even in real life. ...
This week the Golden State Warriors faced off against the Cleveland Cavaliers and...
Price channels his inner Salome, a la Hans Cranach the Younger in this publicity...
Pastels just might be the most underrated medium in all of art history. You rarely...
Yesterday, we presented you with 6 influential African American artists in art...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
Eli and Edythe Broad are two of America’s top rock star philanthropists. You may...
Maman by Louise Bourgeois
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
Drunk in love we be all nightAnyway, we made a quiz on Buzzfeed and it’s...
Swirly girly
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
*** SPOILER ALERT*** Haven’t watched s01 & s02 or read the secret diary? You...
What most people think they know about Marie Antoinette could fill...
Recently, millionaire real estate magnate Tim Gurner gave some helpful advice to...
Last Saturday, while making my way through a frenzy of de Young Museum...
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
Ahh, Versailles, the disgustingly opulent palace of French royals, and boy is it...
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
One way to look at all art is through the lens of design. All art uses...
Feminist art theory emerged in the 60s in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement...
Sartle can get a little carried away reppin’ San Francisco. The Bay is, after all,...
(source) He may have been a tiny guy, but no one could’ve survived as many...
Check out our earlier post of nip slips through art history.Miley Cyrus has become...
Does Satine take paintings as payment or just diamonds? Nicole Kidman was...
Remember back to the 2016 election when womxn’s hearts across the nation felt...
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
Jesuit missionary work gone horribly wrong
Wandering souls
This room drove its owner insane
Depressed, not depressing
Planting the seed
90s and neon...so on trend
Don't turn the thermostat up too high
Get your hand out of your pants, Sollie!
Censorship makes us crabby
Gives new meaning to "eating out"
No one knows just how deep it goes
Making the most of fire and brimstone
Only men can see this one
As close to hurtling through space as most of us will get
Walk on their faces
Experience infinity in one minute
The sweetest of portraits
Revolution!
Here we goooo
Unmade, smelly and dirty.
Classic Hirst
What lucky intern got to assemble these?
Calling all cynical pessimists!
Finally, a female gaze
Claustrophobics beware
"I like that queasy feeling"
Someone wasn’t paying attention in Sunday School
Monument to a bromance
Not even a little bit
Singin’ in a ring
Epileptics beware
Pretty sure they are laughing at you, not with you
A victim of the urban housing crisis
Too school for cool
Could be an ad for a Life Alert commercial
But especially vices
Netflix and chill...with Buddha
One depressing miscommunication
A walk on the beach
Fancy birthday presents
A sedimental work for a sentimental guy
Marching to the beat of her own drum
A stoner's dream
A techy tower
He barely tried
What do Henri Matisse and Ellen DeGeneres have in common?
The artworld goes to seed
201 spheres in a big circus tent
Where Superman meets Sylvia Plath
Bless your heart
As any rabid fan of Ru Paul's Drag Race will tell you, the competing queens are...
It’s Kiss a Ginger day and we’re kicking off the day by celebrating...
Fashion Alert! Harajuku girls invade Hawaii! The Honolulu Museum of...
Happy Halloween! Since this is the season of zombies, vampires and ghosts...
Ghosts above the city
Not for the panic attack prone
Khan’t stop, won’t stop
Trespassing & Tiaras
American People Series #19: U.S. Postage Stamp Commemorating the Advent of...
If I could turn back ti-ime!
Literally *fire*
In any fictional crime show, the detective walks into a scene full of chaos....
Vincent van Gogh, The Yellow House, 1888, Van Gogh Museum....
What does Red look like? Fire truck Red. A bright Red fire truck in a...
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
Ccontrary to social media’s endorsements, “liking” a photograph isn’t the same as...
Scorsese’s ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ got us thinking: who did people turn to for...
The Sartle team is beyond thrilled to be flying up to Portland today to visit the...
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
