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Andy Warhol called her “the first girl artist with glamour.” A random admirer said...
Marisol Escobar was a beautiful, talented, peculiar it-girl with a knack for...
Cruella O'Keeffe
Looked great naked.
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Was in an episode of Breaking Bad
Not your mother’s history
First-lady of awesomeness
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Or five women, one unicorn.
Playboy mogul meets Mister Rogers
And his real nose!
Probably cursed
Depression is one of the most prevalent mental health issues in the world, so...
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A flower that says "I hate you"
Flower or vagina, that is the question
Painted at D.H. Lawrence's guest house
Be still my flaming heartburn
Pretty but poisonous
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
MuseumHack, an energetic bunch of nerds famous for giving the world’s...
Exes and nudie pics were a problem even before the internet
It's not a vagina!
Just to make a good feeling last
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On my latest trip to the “BIG APPLE” (I heard that’s what real New Yorkers call it...
Analog life was tough
Georgia had some skeletons in her closet...and in her studio
A great place to get away from your cheating boyfriend
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
Art as life as art
Vagina or not vagina? That is the question
God Bless America
Get your mind outta the gutter!
Not for acrophobes
Painting skyscrapers before it was cool
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Behind every famous artist is a fine feline, history tells us.Today, Team Sartle is...
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Little backstory for the gentiles: Purim is basically the Jewish Halloween. We...
This Wednesday, Sartle is crushing on some serious babes. We’re talking Lily...
All Children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once one grows up...
Everyone has a goth phase
Here are the best museums of the continental United States as picked with extreme...
At Sartle, we choo-choo-choose you! Saying I’m not a big fan of corporate holidays...
Sometime between using the “1-Click” function on Amazon, buying groceries at...
Sit! Stay...
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
Here is Marina Abramović’s Portrait with Scorpion (2005) We’re celebrating our...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Vincent Van Gogh once gave artists the following advice: “What is done in...
French painter Francois Boucher famously proclaimed that “Nature is too green and...
The one and only: Zsa Zsa GaborThis February would have marked the 100th birthday...
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Tania and I were desperate for a “day” off and decided a tour of the mid-west was...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Self-portraits go way back and for good reason. As the author of 55 of them, Frida...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Famous British Mugs
"The noblest of Washington buildings." - Walt Whitman
Great Scott!
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
Paolozzi as the god of art, fire, and other dangerous things? Photo by Ezinda...
Valentine’s Day can be a polarizing holiday. Romantic folk, like my roommate...
Whether you paced yourself or binged the entire new season of the...
Bound to appear, for hundreds of years
Rain on me
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Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
I am NOT Whistler’s mother
Let some of the most romantic artist couples of all time inspire your LOVE this...
It’s International Cat Day! Prepare yourselves for a doctorate-level...
Pictures of beaches, fancy dinners, and people “exercising” aside, I’m...
Going to see the Obama Portraits has been described as a secular pilgrimage.
The sweetest of portraits
Self-portrait with portrait in exchange for portrait
Not everyone's photogenic
We are excited to announce that Sartle has created a trivia game, and it is now...
Portrait-ception
Without further ado, we call this post’s drink the Figure with Meat Whiskey Neat ‘N...
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
It is the (second) most wonderful time of the year: Halloween. Whether you’re...
Happy International Selfie Day! Thanks to DJ Rick McNeely - of Fishbowl...
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1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
The lighting isn't doing him any favors
The Pope who partied
Mickalene Thomas, Sista Sista Lady Blue, 2007, San Francisco Museum of Modern Art...
This portrait of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is not quite as flattering as you...
Stolen, found, but not returned
I am talented and successful
Big-time First Lady
We love a hat moment
Mother in law
Olympia who?
You’ll never think of “drip painting” the same way again
Wiiiiild wiiilllld horsesss (and scary hyenas)
Rembrandt’s first selfie on panel
Not to be confused with N'awlins
Wrapped in red
The original King of Cool
Beyond Gauguin & evil
Portraits of Belleville
This little painting went “wee wee wee...”
To the Earl goes the spoils
Check out this beaut! Here is the clearest photo we’ve ever had of Pluto, taken by...
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
Frida loved Trostky. Stalin killed Trosky. Frida loved Stalin. Wait, what!?!?
Milk and cookies cause huge controversy
Stolen and recovered in no time at all
Not pregnant, just well dressed
Manet's BFF
Jack of all trades
She was a trendsetter
Umbrella collector
Big henry
The twinkling lights of Paris start to show through
thump-thump thump-thump
We're suckers for a guy in a suit
This story is juicy
Sexy kinda
Monkeys are the new roses
Because screw your cultural norms
BDSM much?
The Sun King
The Mad Masker
You won’t get a glimpse of the mustache
Snoozefest
Flashing all that bling bling
Surprise face!
Rescued by sled dogs
Drama drama drama
Not accurate
That's one melancholic Madame
Want to see a pic of Marsden’s crush?
She hated Frida Kahlo
Poor unfortunate simonetta
Kahlo family Christmas card
Fine, you can paint my portrait, but you have to include my dog
Horse Girl finds her Dream Man
The face of romance
Keep your budget tight and your circles tighter
Destroyer of dragons
“He’s a good kid”
Anything for the king
Son of a brewer, owned by an inside man
Child super-genius
A singular achievement
Geniuses, niece and auntie
Adolescent Metalpoint Master
A mystery lady
Magic mirror on the wall
Feminist art theory emerged in the 60s in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement...
Hatscarves rule
Lots of perks to being a vestal virgin, but also some risks
Her nickname was "la bella Simonetta"
Let it all hang out
A lot of self-reflection happens at the insane asylum
I like it when you call me big poppa
Breakups will make us do crazy things
Was it all a dream?
What filter is that?
More than just a teacher’s pet.
Boss lady
Now that's a resting bitch face
Pet Goals
It’s the circle of life and politics
Rocking the five-head
Mary's big bro
Loneliness in the city
Gives new meaning to the term "food porn"
Delacroix’s Arab culture fetish
Atypical portrait by an atypical artist
Neckties, pianos, and outcasts
Wholesome bro
Paint with all seven fingers
My best hat yet
LL, is that you?
Our little weakness...
Bully!
Some More Drama
No more drinkie
Goin' to the chapel, gonna get married
The spirit of Caesar
We don't know much…
First off, that is a really unfortunate name
Came with a letter of explanation
Used to patch a chicken coop
That other pandemic
Angelica joins the party, combining the mostly crude Texts From Last Night...
Frida showing off a menagerie, unibrow and 'stache
It all ended badly for Charles
It's good to be bad
Pretty, fat, and on the fast track
Troublemaker!
Hats keep your head warm and help you look très mystérieuse
Look Ma, no ear!
Socialism never looked this sexy
Accidental POTUS
I feel pretty, oh so pretty
That's not what he looks like
Pre-downward spiral
What’s coal got to do with it?
Actually, she likes this portrait
Wearing a vest of many colors
#MeToo circa 1600
Family portrait Kahlo-style
Who is she?
“Hey, quit breathing down my neck!”
Stylish long before Gossip Girl
Fangirl-ing
de Los Cachuchas
Meddlesome Millie
Selfie with a Straw Hat
More like Honest Babe
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
Maybe you’ve been experiencing “The Agony and the Ecstasy” of trying to figure out...
Getting to the Chichu Museum in Naoshima like... The Chichu...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
Family portrait time!
Countess, confidante, and tester of men
It's hard to be pithy about statecraft and malaria
Paul and Keanu's Excellent Adventure
A bit creepier than a friendship bracelet
Roses really smell like...
Demons never looked so sexy
Bow down
When a portrait isn't a portrait
Poor Sun Elk
Not your average portraiture
Marilyn Morimura
If at first you don’t succeed...
A pre-Dukehood portrait
A bargain at twice the price
Amsterdam gothic
It’s a rich man’s world
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
Friend of the fam
(You Drive Me) Crazy
Study up!
‘We came here to praise traditional art history survey textbooks, not to bury...
Picture books can be one of the best formats for imparting a love of art and...
George Washington (Lansdowne Portrait) by Gilbert Stuart at the Smithsonian...
Sister sister
Highly disturbing
Sexy and I know it
“No one will even see it…”
Stank face
Hear ye, hear ye! Spotless virgin paints queen consort!
Shades of Black
Long names and titles
This week we have The Scream by Edvard Munch housed in the National Museum of Art,...
The Sartle team had a madcap week running around Washington, DC and New York City...
February 2016 marks the opening of Vigee Le Brun: Woman Artist in Revolutionary...
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
This week we’re looking at a classic: Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci, housed in the...
Before they hated each other's guts
Great not just because it was produced by a woman
Just another beheading. Yawn
Can't hide a prostitute
Not at all like Greys Anatomy
Don't call it a comeback
A burn too sick for the ER
French portrait inception
I’m not a businessman. I’m a business, man.
Another unsuccessful rebranding attempt for Marie-Antoinette
Drunk in love we be all nightAnyway, we made a quiz on Buzzfeed and it’s...
It doesn’t get much better than a Bachelor-art-history mashup.Hopefully you caught...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
George Washington (Lansdowne Portrait) by Gilbert Stuart at the National Portrait...
A hotter mascot than the Pope
Feliz Cinco de Mayo! This is the day we remember the Mexican army’s 1862 victory...
I can’t believe it’s not Peale
The abnormally happy couple
These women rock
But, we love arbitrary holidays, like #NationalBirdDay, more. Obviously, we have...
A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
