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Rich diplomat/artist, loved fleshy girls, married a 16 year old when he was 53
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Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
The First Date
Eat first, sex later
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Three graces are better than one
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
It came back positive
Queen got your tongue?
A Rubens sandwich of babies and anti-war sentiment
Stick it to The Man
And they say snacking after dinner is sinful
Always wear your seat belt
A literal hellscape
Conveniently peaceful portrait
A little to the left, no, to the right
"You're tearing me apart!"
Carravagio having a bad head day
When men were muscley, women were soft, and there were only four continents
Snack time
And that is how we got the constellation Gemini
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Baby Herc nips the nip
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Just a martyr girl gang
Heyyy
I’m riding that hippo first!
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
When you just killed Goliath no one dares tell you how to dress, even if it's like this
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
Apparently there's no food chain in heaven
Genoa's fanciest
Always the centaur of attention
Painting the patron
Paint me in too, old buddy
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Familial murder and godly revenge
A great painter's quest away from painting
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
The Earl goes bankrupt on art
As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
Speaking out can have consequences
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Don't call it a comeback
When Doves Cry
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
One must always wear proper headgear when going into sports battle.The Superbowl is...
The most badass Judith
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
Awful person, signed hundreds of death warrants
Togas are a classic I-forgot-to-buy-a-costume costume, requiring just a white...
It's taxidermatological
Savvy politician and ladies' man
Death's photographer
Provocative painter, all-around survivor
Hypebeast or hipster?
*** SPOILER ALERT*** ...obviously. Well, we're halfway through the new...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Last year we provided you with some art-themed Valentines to give to your Valentine...
Brits can't get enough scandal, and he doesn't disappoint
Great fighter of censorship
Rebel with plenty of cause
Like Midas, but different
Just couldn't make the aloha stick
Not actually a photographer
Not Picasso's muse Sylvette David
A Scot in Britain
scorpiondagger: (david hockney) CANNONBALL! A Bigger Splash by David Hockney We...
A true Romantic
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Where's that dam photo?
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Big Daddy of it all
His poop took down a power line in Berne
Wore a spiky helmet, just like Bismarck
Not a sports guy
Britain's most hated artist
Wanderlust for Western Canada
Boho Chic
On the dot
Second of four David Teniers' and married to a Breughel
Drama, drama, drama
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Rub elbows with Hollywood's elite
Self Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird by Frida Kahlo at the Harry...
Bacchus and Ariadne by Titian at the The National Gallery (London)
You wouldn’t expect to uncover a spiritual path in the halls of a museum, but the...
Badass portrait painter
Balling all over the world
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
Possibly cut off van Gogh's ear
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
You’ve been sitting at home in your sweatpants in the dark for days, binge-watching...
We love getting new contributors and we’d like to introduce you to one of them:...
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These masked reptiles are full of sage advice. I’m sure you’ve all...
If it weren’t for the Medici family, some of our favorite Renaissance artists...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
Whether inadvertently or as part of a master plan for world takeover, Kim...
Do what you're good at
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
The Baroque is a strange and wonderful movement that was created and marketed...
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
