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scorpiondagger: (david hockney) CANNONBALL! A Bigger Splash by David Hockney We...
Brits can't get enough scandal, and he doesn't disappoint
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Aptly titled “The Hangover” by Henri de Toulouse-LautrecAs I sit here typing,...
Sometimes a cannonball is just a cannonball, but this splash may be naughty
New York is the real city of sin
What will Tim do now that he's making the big bucks?
God is somethin', for Hockney we are not sure what
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
She hated Frida Kahlo
A peeping Hockney's wet dream
Hockney tells the future
Can't get more LA than this
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
With new capital, Tim travels to ours
Rich people in the '60s
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
So get ready!
Hold it!
Awful person, signed hundreds of death warrants
If you want to get an eye-catching art history inspired tattoo, look no...
Blondes have more fun, even if they can't eat steak
Insane in the membrane
It’s time to don your rainbow attire because June is gay pride month! While many of...
Great fighter of censorship
Rebel with plenty of cause
Like Midas, but different
Just couldn't make the aloha stick
Not actually a photographer
Not Picasso's muse Sylvette David
A Scot in Britain
Speaking out can have consequences
A true Romantic
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Paint with all seven fingers
We love you BoJack!BoJack Horseman is the best show on Netflix right now and season...
Second of four David Teniers' and married to a Breughel
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
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*** SPOILER ALERT*** ...obviously. Well, we're halfway through the new...
It’s been a few years since the last Harry Potter movie and/or book were released...
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
David gets sassy
Huge, famous sculpture. (With small, famous dingdong)
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A Case of John Henryism
Thalassophile: (noun) lover of the sea; one who feels safe or...
Whether your mom is dazzled by the Impressionists or, like mine, is...
2020 was more static than usual, and you may not have been able to see as much art...
Carravagio having a bad head day
Don't look at it...
Not for the weak-hearted or the balding
Luscious locks reveal a lot!
Even then it was all about the money
I'll pray for you
Whole Foods sold cigarettes?
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts of...
One man's terrorist with a skin disease is another man's noble martyr
Ribbit, ribbit
When you just killed Goliath no one dares tell you how to dress, even if it's like this
O say can you see
A clean sweep for David Ireland
Socrates is so obnoxious he meets a macabre end
Please paint in my absent angry mother
Suicide mission with the fam-bam
"Puny Eunie"
Dead Lion's Society
Underneath it all
The little ship that couldn't
Click here for post-coital cuddles
Nothing Fits, But Everything Works
Agamemnon's Jedi mind tricks
Daddy, buy me a tragic painting
Too much monkey business
A good swattin’
“The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more...
Maybe the Italians made fun of his height?
T for Tony
In the middle of a hottie sandwich
Another unhappy ending
It's called acting
Duty or love – Can’t a prince have both?
Puff, puff, pass
One very not cool thing about the Met: it’s on half of the planet’s short-list...
Cheshire Cat?
Wandering to a theater near you
Are you in touch with your feelings?
Spear me maybe?
I am NOT Whistler’s mother
We’re obsessed with Game of Thrones this season, and are thanking the old...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
Need a gift to delight/impress your art-loving friend/S.O./sibling/parent, or...
Tummy ache?
Take that Uncle Sam!
If at first you don’t succeed, starve
A cute outfit can't save you
In any fictional crime show, the detective walks into a scene full of chaos....
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
Togas are a classic I-forgot-to-buy-a-costume costume, requiring just a white...
Hey big spender
Sister sister
From portraitist to executioner?
Such a punchable face
I can’t believe it’s not butter
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts Belgium
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
Gothic tipi?
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
These masked reptiles are full of sage advice. I’m sure you’ve all...
What makes a good movie great? A trip to the museum, that’s what. To...
While we at Sartle fancy ourselves pioneers of art history humor, we know that for...
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
If there was ever a College Board for artists, it would be the art academies of...
In California Chrome’s bid to win the Triple Crown (would’ve been the...
Francesco Fragomeni and Chris Limbrick started recreating famous works of art using...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
Clueless has become as classically vintage as Cher’s 1972 columns with traces of...
You’ve been sitting at home in your sweatpants in the dark for days, binge-watching...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
It’s March Madness and while many fans obsess over their carefully-designed...
One must always wear proper headgear when going into sports battle.The Superbowl is...
We admit, we miss us some Lady Gaga, which is why we were so excited to see her...
