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Prolific in art and marriage.
Portrait painter
Kabuki theater changed her life
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
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It's taxidermatological
Savvy politician and ladies' man
Death's photographer
Provocative painter, all-around survivor
Hypebeast or hipster?
Who'll be there to bail you out?
Rich diplomat/artist, loved fleshy girls, married a 16 year old when he was 53
Where's that dam photo?
Some good old fashioned tentacle porn
Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
Mother in law
Token of a troubled bromance
Lil' Bee Bee sees right through ya
Takaya Miou, Love Thyself. Courtesy of the Honolulu Museum of Art. The...
Made in a cabin
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
Badass portrait painter
Balling all over the world
A monument to real estate developer's guilt
It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes
Destroyer of dragons
Wearing a vest of many colors
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
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Excellent, eccentric, and damn queer
Lovely sketch, sketchy love
Beauty is pain
How many Nefertitis is too many Nefertitis?
Just another naked lady
Witness her
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
Since it opened in 1871, the San Francisco Art Institute has become an...
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
Well here we are–it’s the end of a franchise an era. The last Hunger Games...
When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
Brains and beauty
The First Date
…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
Eat first, sex later
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Three graces are better than one
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
It came back positive
Queen got your tongue?
A Rubens sandwich of babies and anti-war sentiment
Stick it to The Man
And they say snacking after dinner is sinful
Always wear your seat belt
A literal hellscape
Conveniently peaceful portrait
A little to the left, no, to the right
"You're tearing me apart!"
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
Amidst GOP debates on hand to penis size ratio (in other worlds, who has the...
President Obama must still be getting flak from angry art historians over that...
When men were muscley, women were soft, and there were only four continents
Snack time
And that is how we got the constellation Gemini
Cloned but not forgotten
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Baby Herc nips the nip
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Just a martyr girl gang
Heyyy
Balling with Garfield
I’m riding that hippo first!
The ineffective president
The bachelor president
So this is why they call them blueprints
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
The Four Elements: Fire, Water and Earth, Air by Adolf Ziegler at the Gallery of...
In her seminal 1985 novel, The Handmaid’s Tale, Margaret Atwood paints a...
Cross-Dresser Extraordinaire
Apparently there's no food chain in heaven
Accidental POTUS
Genoa's fanciest
Always the centaur of attention
Painting the patron
Paint me in too, old buddy
Twenty-seven, Balling
Stalwart no more
More like Honest Babe
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
If Kanye wants to be like Pablo, we can make that happen.Say what you want about...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
Goering was eager to be thought of as a man of culture, and he was also Hitler’s...
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
Monet: The Early Years gives visitors the chance to track the artist’s growth...
Familial murder and godly revenge
A great painter's quest away from painting
Why is there a meat cleaver in my head?
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
We live in a cultural climate that defines things along High School Musical-esque...
The lighting crew of the Palace deserve a huge round of applause, the architecture...
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
Unfinished business
Highly disturbing
A star is born
The Earl goes bankrupt on art
The color blue brings a lot of things to mind - the blue sky, blue-ribbon winners,...
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
Claude Monet, The Japanese Footbridge, 1899, National Gallery of Art, Washington D....
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
Togas are a classic I-forgot-to-buy-a-costume costume, requiring just a white...
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
rycz: “If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock...
Don't call it a comeback
