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Not a nice girl
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
We (Sartle) are always on the prowl for new ways to bigly share our great love for...
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Child prodigy, charming, sophisticated. Like Renoir, impregnated two girls, married one
Ceramic sex toys are a thing with her
Surprise, sexism in the Victorian era
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
Escaped the guillotine, unlike her friend Marie
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If you’re looking for a strange getaway to a tiny desert island of...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Watch now
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
An egotistical maniac, or my new boo?
Obama has his reasons for making fun of art history and it’s all this posts fault....
Only men can see this one
Check out our earlier post of nip slips through art history.Miley Cyrus has become...
Had notorious dance moves
Reynolda House Museum of American Art is one of our Nation’s most venerable...
(L-R: Tania Houtzager, Ethan Angelica, Erica Gangsei, and Salvador Acevedo)Sartle...
“An art book is a museum without walls.” —André Malraux Give the...
Here the Renaissance-turtles (Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello) enjoy...
This room drove its owner insane
Hard cider is good
Build me up, buttercup
Matthew 19:21
YUUGE NEWS! Donald J. Trump is now a Sartle social media correspondent! Corrupt...
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
You can fake a lot of things. Orgasms, boobs, degrees. And paintings, of course....
This week we have The Temptation of Saint Anthony by Salvador Dali, housed in the...
Taxes too high? Naked horse ride, baby.
Lil' Bee Bee sees right through ya
Well here we are–it’s the end of a franchise an era. The last Hunger Games...
She had to sit down
Since it opened in 1871, the San Francisco Art Institute has become an...
Too turnt
Paul was a bit of a horndog
Not all temptations are equally tempting
A really, really bad trip
Sexy kinda
Sh*t’s Escalating...
“I am so down to earth”
If Kanye wants to be like Pablo, we can make that happen.Say what you want about...
Not allowed to be political
This one’s for all the haters.
Our Sartle glasses came! We were so excited to try them on but the puggies got to...
rycz: “If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock...
She used a good filter
Queen of masques unmasked
It is the (second) most wonderful time of the year: Halloween. Whether you’re...
Nothing like a ten-some to tempt a saint
T for Tony
Everybody's sleeping with everybody
The Powder of Sympathy
There are a lot of reasons to be upset recently. The changing political climate,...
Stelliferous (adj.) [ste-lif-er-uh s] Having or abounding with stars. The...
Failure to sell
Not your average portraiture
Blue, silver, and a whole lotta hate
Now that's a resting bitch face
There’s no “i” in team
Sartle can get a little carried away reppin’ San Francisco. The Bay is, after all,...
Remember when iconic shoe lover Carrie Bradshaw leaned in to look at a pair of...
Scorsese’s ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ got us thinking: who did people turn to for...
No problem, Señor Diablo
Jesus butts in on the devil's business
She's pretty... too pretty
Ambassador extraordinaire
Stifled with a strange perfume of horns
Minimalism was the art movement of many names – ABC Art, Object Art, Primary...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
In California Chrome’s bid to win the Triple Crown (would’ve been the...
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a rocket?
Half peacock Half man
A bit of a reach...
We’re obsessed with Game of Thrones this season, and are thanking the old...
Nightmares of Rococo
Freud’s favorite painting
To show how far this game of telephone that we call “St. Patrick’s Day” has gone, I...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
young, sexy, and rich
Can't hide a prostitute
L'Origin du Monde fully dressed
March means Easter, and we all know that Easter means chocolate eggs, cute lil’...
We here at Sartle are super(naturally) excited for the much anticipated return of...
Gay as a moonbeam
Taking one for the team
We want the Funk
Alexa, play “Levitating” by Dua Lipa
Arnold Schwarzenegger by Robert Mapplethorpe at the Scottish National Gallery of...
Recognize this mysterious maven? Find the answer here or stand back a little to see...
