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You spin me right round, baby, right round
This video of kids reacting to a rotary phone has us simultaneously laughing at how...
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
Mona Lisa #1: “The Wonder Lisa”
Loves TV, hates men.
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Zebulon's son
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
You'll want to come dressed to impressed because the Mad Hatter has made a...
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
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Pretty bird
All the little birdies on Jaybird Street
Under the sea, under the sea...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp by Rembrandt van Rijn and Woman at her...
Seated Woman by Henri MatisseIn happy art news, a painting stolen from renowned art...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
Go ahead and take a peek
Here comes “Wonderwall”
Don’t worry, no one slipped some acid into your drink earlier, but if they did, you...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
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But, we love arbitrary holidays, like #NationalBirdDay, more. Obviously, we have...
Not a good day to be a bird
Searching for the trace of a trace
Lyrical ablutions
Technology is not neutral. That is the theme that reverberates throughout this...
If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
Beer goggles gone wrong
Welcome to the circus
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Sometime between using the “1-Click” function on Amazon, buying groceries at...
I do my hair toss, check my nails
…and here they are again, looking Bond-ish…
The Ambassador Quintet
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
This room drove its owner insane
Creepy child stare
Savage fashion
In the food court we trust
...but is it porn? If it's porn, it's scary porn
They really do fart rainbows
Modeled after a seventy-eight year old woman
Art is the pits
Just another one of Courbet's tricks
Science meets art meets racism
Penny for her thoughts
Here little darlin’, don’t shed no tears.
Deconstruction of the boob
Mirror mirror on the wall
La Indigenista
Old woman, old school
Prussian Blue for your dead mate
Remember when iconic shoe lover Carrie Bradshaw leaned in to look at a pair of...
Welcome to Part Four, the grande finale of the epic Sartle Remix for The Life of...
Foot fetish anyone?
Crack that whip
This story is juicy
Ssshhhhh…be vewy vewy quiet, I’m weighing my gold!
Oh so sad
"Femme aux Fagots" in French
Girl with a pearl earring's lesser known cousin
Also a Girl with a Pearl Earring. But not that one
Family life in the circus can be in'tents'
RBF, a clinical diagnosis
From one museum to another
Fine, you can paint my portrait, but you have to include my dog
Ma’am, your folds are showing
It’s my party and I’ll die if I want to
Toilette humor
Literacy for women FTW
Pay attention to the peonies
A big old brouhaha
A tale of two testicles?
Check out this beaut! Here is the clearest photo we’ve ever had of Pluto, taken by...
How do you like your museums? I’ll take mine with some fun, sass, and a side of...
Should have been called "nude mistress in a red chair"
Hatscarves rule
Her nickname was "la bella Simonetta"
The one with pants
Friend of an art (not drug) dealer
Sexism sucks
This woman don’t need no man
Hillary Clinton saw it and said #relatable
Loneliness in the city
Delacroix’s Arab culture fetish
Glamorous like Fergie
Juana’s mom has got it going on
Where he got his start
We don't know much…
On a beautiful Tuesday afternoon, John Cappetta and I made our merry way over...
Couldn't have been a grocery list
Who is she?
Babe, I’m sorry I’m late
Girl crush
When will my reflection show who I am inside
Just painting a friend’s mistress here…
So here we are with the second part of our story, Catching Fire. When we left...
Last Thursday evening I had the pleasure of attending an action-packed (!)...
Enter Trivium Art History Project. Our friends at Trivium are creating a cathedral...
Walk along the Water of Leith in Dunedin (also known as Edinburgh), following the...
This is what domestic bliss looked like in 1658
Mary Poppins?
Live easels
Dreaming in Harlem
(You Drive Me) Crazy
Rococ-oh myyyyy! It looks like a little bit of seduction has arrived...
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
Whether you paced yourself or binged the entire new season of the...
Sexy stocking stuffers
Ditch the myth, keep the sex
Fair warning: if you do not want to hear my incessant ramblings about how glorious...
Takaya Miou, Love Thyself. Courtesy of the Honolulu Museum of Art. The...
Last week, Sartle was invited to the Director’s Breakfast at the de Young...
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
The 20th season of The Bachelor just wrapped up, with software salesman Ben Higgins...
The newest exhibition at the Asian Art Museum advertises itself as an engagement of...
Modern art is experimental and innovative, as artists respond creatively to a world...
A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
A Grotesque Old Woman by Quentin Matsys
But, if your entire instagram feed is of your duck-lipped face you might wanna slow...
Nude Woman in a Red Armchair by Pablo Picasso
Gustav Klimt-inspired tattoos are like porn - I know one when I see it....
