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Blondes have more fun, even if they can't eat steak
scorpiondagger: (david hockney) CANNONBALL! A Bigger Splash by David Hockney We...
Brits can't get enough scandal, and he doesn't disappoint
Aptly titled “The Hangover” by Henri de Toulouse-LautrecAs I sit here typing,...
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Sometimes a cannonball is just a cannonball, but this splash may be naughty
New York is the real city of sin
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
What will Tim do now that he's making the big bucks?
God is somethin', for Hockney we are not sure what
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
She hated Frida Kahlo
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
A peeping Hockney's wet dream
Someone needs to call Charles Atlas
Hockney tells the future
Can't get more LA than this
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
With new capital, Tim travels to ours
Rich people in the '60s
Last Friday night’s grand opening at Embark Gallery was a true show-stopper for the...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Don’t worry, we will still be located at the fantastic Fort Mason Center...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
*** SPOILER ALERT*** ...obviously. Well, we're halfway through the new...
It’s time to don your rainbow attire because June is gay pride month! While many of...
Awful person, signed hundreds of death warrants
If you want to get an eye-catching art history inspired tattoo, look no...
It’s been a few years since the last Harry Potter movie and/or book were released...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
We love you BoJack!BoJack Horseman is the best show on Netflix right now and season...
Great fighter of censorship
Rebel with plenty of cause
Like Midas, but different
Just couldn't make the aloha stick
Not actually a photographer
Not Picasso's muse Sylvette David
A Scot in Britain
Speaking out can have consequences
A true Romantic
Second of four David Teniers' and married to a Breughel
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Should copycats make millions?
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We’re so, so happy with how well-received San Francisco’s newest gallery has been....
So get ready!
It’s, like, a metaphor, man
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
2020 was more static than usual, and you may not have been able to see as much art...
Made more money than Monet
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Togas are a classic I-forgot-to-buy-a-costume costume, requiring just a white...
Ah New York City… Maybe you watched Friends and are enamored with brick...
Gone are the good, old days of steamy letters
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Whether your mom is dazzled by the Impressionists or, like mine, is...
One very not cool thing about the Met: it’s on half of the planet’s short-list...
Its hip to be square (or rectangular)
David gets sassy
Huge, famous sculpture. (With small, famous dingdong)
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Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
In January 2014, my husband and I traveled to Italy, stopping in Rome, Florence,...
A Case of John Henryism
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
Sartle can get a little carried away reppin’ San Francisco. The Bay is, after all,...
“The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more...
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
Carravagio having a bad head day
Don't look at it...
Not for the weak-hearted or the balding
Luscious locks reveal a lot!
Even then it was all about the money
I'll pray for you
Whole Foods sold cigarettes?
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
One man's terrorist with a skin disease is another man's noble martyr
Ribbit, ribbit
When you just killed Goliath no one dares tell you how to dress, even if it's like this
O say can you see
A clean sweep for David Ireland
Socrates is so obnoxious he meets a macabre end
Please paint in my absent angry mother
Suicide mission with the fam-bam
"Puny Eunie"
Dead Lion's Society
Underneath it all
The little ship that couldn't
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Nothing Fits, But Everything Works
Agamemnon's Jedi mind tricks
Daddy, buy me a tragic painting
Too much monkey business
A good swattin’
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
These masked reptiles are full of sage advice. I’m sure you’ve all...
Since it opened in 1871, the San Francisco Art Institute has become an...
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
(Source: Aniplex) In Delightworks's mobile game Fate Grand...
In the final season of BoJack Horseman, paying attention to the art in the...
Maybe the Italians made fun of his height?
T for Tony
In the middle of a hottie sandwich
Another unhappy ending
It's called acting
Duty or love – Can’t a prince have both?
Puff, puff, pass
Halloween’s got something for everyone. There’s the best parties this side of New...
What’s up Sartle people? We decided to be a little less mainstream this year and...
While we at Sartle fancy ourselves pioneers of art history humor, we know that for...
In any fictional crime show, the detective walks into a scene full of chaos....
[Venice. Mrs. Peggy Guggenheim in her palace on the Grand Canal, 1950 by David...
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
Francesco Fragomeni and Chris Limbrick started recreating famous works of art using...
Cheshire Cat?
Wandering to a theater near you
Are you in touch with your feelings?
Spear me maybe?
I am NOT Whistler’s mother
This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
Need a gift to delight/impress your art-loving friend/S.O./sibling/parent, or...
Tummy ache?
Take that Uncle Sam!
If at first you don’t succeed, starve
A cute outfit can't save you
You’ve been sitting at home in your sweatpants in the dark for days, binge-watching...
If you’re looking for a strange getaway to a tiny desert island of...
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
