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People Magazine has decided Blake Shelton is the “2017 Sexiest Man Alive”...
The manliest men
Awesomely bizarre. Claimed he never tried gay sex because he assumed "it hurts"
I never paint dreams or nightmares. I paint my own reality. - Frida Kahlo I...
There is no must in art because art is free. - Wassily KandinskyI don’t do...
His madre must have done something right
Behind every famous artist is a fine feline, history tells us.Today, Team Sartle is...
The Young Bull by Paulus Potter at the MauritshuisLike a classic Taurus, I’m a bit...
Doesn't like blood
Since it opened in 1871, the San Francisco Art Institute has become an...
Lovers on the lawn
One of the most morbid painters ever, and one of the best
Buy now on The Met Store
Sartle can get a little carried away reppin’ San Francisco. The Bay is, after all,...
Monogram by Robert Rauschenberg at the Museum of Modern Art Stockholm Here’s to our...
Buy now on Amazon
Yay! It’s time for my fellow Aries babies, born between March 20 to April 20 we’re...
Crazy architecture and a rocking view
Best art deco building in San Francisco
Go away Apple!
Last year, Sartle sponsored a panel at Art Market San Francisco– See Art...
Click here for love potion recipe
Last week, Sartle was invited to the Director’s Breakfast at the de Young...
Artist Biopics - Part One: March 7
Expanded in 2016!
Depression is one of the most prevalent mental health issues in the world, so...
All Children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once one grows up...
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci
Today’s the day that we celebrate some Italian guy who got into a boat and (...
Inspired by a cheese plate
We have an idea for a new iPhone case
Mysterious lady
Thoughts on trippiness
Out with Plato, in with Freud
Surreal Home Makeover
Does it make you randy baby?
I would like to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
Mental health facilities in the 1800's bore an uncanny resemblance to dungeons
A sweet moment between a mother and child
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van...
Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
That eternal postman always rings twice, even for famous artists. Here are some...
As quickly as it appeared, the Google Arts and Culture app has disappeared from...
A very weird rock
Dali had lots of desires, some of them liquid
Not all temptations are equally tempting
Freud was involved
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
Here is Marina Abramović’s Portrait with Scorpion (2005) We’re celebrating our...
Where the 99% meets the 1%
Add medals when necessary
Infamous pubes
Creepy kids play creepy game and sing creepy song
A tale of two Majas
Leading, ailing, never failing
La Indigenista
Realistic, but not bloody
A “botched job” that gave us giant robots
Fish (Still Life), 1864. By Édouard Manet at the Art Institute of ChicagoHappy...
The Four Elements: Fire, Water and Earth, Air by Adolf Ziegler at the Gallery of...
So we did what anyone would do and ushered them into the conference room and then...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau at Museum of Modern ArtHappy, happy birthday...
Happy birthday to you vestal virgins who bring loyalty, hard work ethics,...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
Happy birthday to our well-balanced Libras! Some would say the following artists...
The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo at the Museum of Modern Art Mexico
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
Was it all a dream?
How's the air up there?
Whodunnit??
YBAs are so fetch. Once upon a time in the 1980s, London was...
Before Twiggy, there was Dovima
Napoleon's Spanish henchmen stopping a revolt did not go down well with Goya
Jesuit missionary work gone horribly wrong
The corner baker in the foreground, incest in the background
Marry museum director, place portrait in museum = success
Not my king
Should've paid the ransom!
Someone call Matthew Hopkins
Superstition ain't the way
No more tacky inspirational Martin Luther King Jr. quotes about how he had a...
Dali's double images
Have you met San Francisco’s most famous citizen, Karl? Karl the FOG, that...
How do you like your museums? I’ll take mine with some fun, sass, and a side of...
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
(L-R: Tania Houtzager, Ethan Angelica, Erica Gangsei, and Salvador Acevedo)Sartle...
That sass though
No more drinkie
Mental health issues restrict an artist’s ability to create. But, art can also...
Schizophrenia is that disease that everyone associates with “hearing voices.” There...
Stone Age sisters doin’ it for themselves
Like, Totally Rad Art Dude
An ancient dick pic
Work of hot air
Portraits of Belleville
Kim K. has nothing on Courbet
Watch now
Damn, I look good
Build like the Egyptians
Advertise your god-complex
This one hung in Goya's dining room. Yum!
More than just delicious desserts
Hung Liu with her work Resident Alien in 1988 (credit) The...
One of the best things about the art world is simply how surprising it...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
Mae West Lips Sofa by Salvador Dali, in cross-influence with fashion guru Elsa...
Surrealism was the natural next step after the fluster-cuck that was Cubism. It...
This week we have The Temptation of Saint Anthony by Salvador Dali, housed in the...
A pre-Dukehood portrait
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Real Housewives of Paris
He's a little young for fetish play
Pretty but kind of boring
*deep existential sigh*
Bringing the inside out
The only good reason to join a cult
These serpents made hiss-tory
