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We here at Sartle are super(naturally) excited for the much anticipated return of...
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Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
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The original vagina monologue
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Ancient architecture, delicious casserole and fabulous art
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Everyones favorite party monster
Veni, Vidi, Vino!
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Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
Has a disease named after him
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
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Drunk in love
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Feliz Cinco de Mayo! This is the day we remember the Mexican army’s 1862 victory...
Don't fear the reaper
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When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
Island dumping is worse than ghosting
Historians love to diagnose him
Winos rejoice, the god of mom juice has arrived
Here's lookin' at you
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
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Not so Virgin Mary
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Today is #MuseumSelfie Day! That means that today, you don’t have to fight your...
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The immortal Zsa Zsa Gabor.We recently brought you zany quotes from Hollywood...
Fair warning: if you do not want to hear my incessant ramblings about how glorious...
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Compounding a bad situation
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More weirdness from Bosch
Did not survive "Snakes on a Plane"
The circle of life
A forgotten warrior
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Channeling Van Wilder in 1538
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Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
When you're unhappy and you know it don't clap your hands
Nothing beats having a brother. Knowing you have a partner in crime is essential in...
Last chance to get some before it all goes to hell!
One man's terrorist with a skin disease is another man's noble martyr
Para el Cambio
Socrates is so obnoxious he meets a macabre end
The new gang at McDonaldland
O Holy Knight
Suspicious lack of togas
Worst kiss ever
It’s my party and I’ll die if I want to
Bacchus and Ariadne by Titian at the The National Gallery (London)
(L-R Malala Yousafzai, a potato, and Yoko Ono)According to photographer Kevin...
Gorilla warfare! Wait...
Misere is widespread depression caused specifically by the painful juxtaposition of...
The third season of Broad City airs tonight and we can’t wait to see what our...
Birth of the party god
Triumphal Procession of Bacchus by Maerten van Heemskerck at the Museum of Art...
Green ladies are always the nicest
Before Facebook event pages, you had to get creative
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Cloned but not forgotten
Aim for the heart
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If you're a girl, it's ok for your apartment to be disgusting
Secret lives of gay prostitutes
1,2,3 Kick!
Mr. Cool always gets invited to the party
Yvette herself thought it a "monstrosity"
Babe, I’m sorry I’m late
When will my reflection show who I am inside
She's not taking a nap
“Hey, quit breathing down my neck!”
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This woman has attitude, an appetite, and boy can she dance!
Health care for sex workers
Those who can't do, paint
A quiet day at the brothel
Smart girls don't buy sight unseen
Imitation is the sincerest form of brown-nosing
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Put all your money on Death!
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Step into the 19th century French cafe for a sip of the green fairy this...
