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*** SPOILER ALERT*** ...obviously. Well, we're halfway through the new...
Margaret Thatcher called him "that man who paints those dreadful pictures"
This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
*** SPOILER ALERT*** Haven’t watched s01 & s02 or read the secret diary? You...
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The only occasions when horror films seem to garner an ounce of respect, is when...
Sorry PETA
Bacon paints meat
Christian nightmares
Epitome of feeling blue
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
The term “Post-Impressionism” was first used in 1910 by the English art...
Meat blender
Jessica recently let us know that she’d found some of Sartle’s work on Hieronymus...
Without further ado, we call this post’s drink the Figure with Meat Whiskey Neat ‘N...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
What filter is that?
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
In 2011, the United Nations declared that July 30 would forever be known as the...
Sigourney Weaver's problem
Brothel artist
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
(Image from arunadsouza) Hide the boobies! In recent art news, Pablo Picasso’s The...
Oops, my hand slipped. See the previous dino-invaded artworks and hold onto your...
…and five epic Oscar losses. But he’s finally done it! Here’s how:
By the way, for every picture posted on various social media platforms and tagged...
The new and improved San Francisco Museum of Modern Art (SFMOMA) reopened on May...
Here is Marina Abramović’s Portrait with Scorpion (2005) We’re celebrating our...
scorpiondagger: (david hockney) CANNONBALL! A Bigger Splash by David Hockney We...
Awful person, signed hundreds of death warrants
It is the (second) most wonderful time of the year: Halloween. Whether you’re...
Bow down, witches, ‘cus the Sartle team has carved the best jack-o-...
Brits can't get enough scandal, and he doesn't disappoint
Great fighter of censorship
Rebel with plenty of cause
Like Midas, but different
Just couldn't make the aloha stick
Not actually a photographer
Not Picasso's muse Sylvette David
A Scot in Britain
Speaking out can have consequences
A true Romantic
Baby won’t you light my fire
What makes a good movie great? A trip to the museum, that’s what. To...
I’m in my late 20s, which for about five years has meant that March and April bring...
Welcome to Death Do Us Art, an online bridal expo for art lovers.I’ve found five...
Second of four David Teniers' and married to a Breughel
Nothin' but the nasty
Christmas came early this year at Sartle headquarters!Dali’s super rare and super...
On my latest trip to the “BIG APPLE” (I heard that’s what real New Yorkers call it...
Behold, the contents of your nightmares
Viewer discretion advised
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
Ok Cupid!
Stuck in the asphalt with you
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
Remember back to the 2016 election when womxn’s hearts across the nation felt...
Magritte doesn't get mad, he gets stabby
Cubist dream
With the help of a machine
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
Check out our earlier post of nip slips through art history.Miley Cyrus has become...
Star-spangled liar
Slumped from stigmata
Mining doesn’t cause death
Ring around the rosie
Making money via faith.
What does Red look like? Fire truck Red. A bright Red fire truck in a...
David gets sassy
Huge, famous sculpture. (With small, famous dingdong)
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So about that American Dream…
Where did the time go?
“Everything means nothing if I can’t have you…”
…and here they are again, looking Bond-ish…