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Prolific in art and marriage.
Portrait painter
Kabuki theater changed her life
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It's taxidermatological
Savvy politician and ladies' man
Death's photographer
Provocative painter, all-around survivor
Hypebeast or hipster?
Rich diplomat/artist, loved fleshy girls, married a 16 year old when he was 53
Where's that dam photo?
Mother in law
Token of a troubled bromance
Lil' Bee Bee sees right through ya
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
Badass portrait painter
Balling all over the world
A monument to real estate developer's guilt
It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes
Destroyer of dragons
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
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Beauty is pain
How many Nefertitis is too many Nefertitis?
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
Since it opened in 1871, the San Francisco Art Institute has become an...
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
Well here we are–it’s the end of a franchise an era. The last Hunger Games...
When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
Brains and beauty
The First Date
If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
Eat first, sex later
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Three graces are better than one
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
It came back positive
Queen got your tongue?
A Rubens sandwich of babies and anti-war sentiment
Stick it to The Man
And they say snacking after dinner is sinful
Always wear your seat belt
A literal hellscape
Conveniently peaceful portrait
A little to the left, no, to the right
"You're tearing me apart!"
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
President Obama must still be getting flak from angry art historians over that...
When men were muscley, women were soft, and there were only four continents
Snack time
And that is how we got the constellation Gemini
Cloned but not forgotten
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Baby Herc nips the nip
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Just a martyr girl gang
Heyyy
Balling with Garfield
I’m riding that hippo first!
The ineffective president
The bachelor president
So this is why they call them blueprints
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
The Four Elements: Fire, Water and Earth, Air by Adolf Ziegler at the Gallery of...
Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
In her seminal 1985 novel, The Handmaid’s Tale, Margaret Atwood paints a...
Cross-Dresser Extraordinaire
Apparently there's no food chain in heaven
Accidental POTUS
Genoa's fanciest
Always the centaur of attention
Painting the patron
Paint me in too, old buddy
Twenty-seven, Balling
Stalwart no more
More like Honest Babe
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
If Kanye wants to be like Pablo, we can make that happen.Say what you want about...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
Familial murder and godly revenge
A great painter's quest away from painting
Why is there a meat cleaver in my head?
We live in a cultural climate that defines things along High School Musical-esque...
The lighting crew of the Palace deserve a huge round of applause, the architecture...
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
July 17th will be the 60th Anniversary of Disneyland’s Opening Day! As a kid, I...
Unfinished business
Highly disturbing
A star is born
The Earl goes bankrupt on art
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
The color blue brings a lot of things to mind - the blue sky, blue-ribbon winners,...
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
Claude Monet, The Japanese Footbridge, 1899, National Gallery of Art, Washington D....
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
